Gruumash, Why are you so Awesome?


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Carbunckernickle.

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The Egg of Coot wrote:

How much awesome would an awesome awesome

If an awesome could awesome awesome?

An Awesome, Awesome could awesome awesome if an awesome could be awesome. yet still not as awesome as me.

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Gesundheit?


Thanks, don't mind if I do.

*lights a page of the Necronomicon and smokes it*

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Poor Bambi.


Stares at Gruumash

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Why the long face, Pig? Eh?

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So I guess I have been remiss. So I am posting here to allow for others to post about my awesomeness or ask me questions about being awesome or even just talk about awesome things. It does not always need to be about me.

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I am still here of course should any questions come up about awesomeness.

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Yes I am still awesome.


I disagree.


SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!

rubs up against Gruumash affectionately

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SRD no worries you can disagree all you want but it is like disagreeing that the earth revolves around the sun or that water is made from Hydrogen and oxygen. My awesomeness is a known fact and quantity it is just is.

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Good little possum. My what big teeth you have there better to bit non awesome people with I bet like I don't know say Some Random Dude?


Starts biting Some Random Dude on the ankle. Gnaws viciously through his armored ankle, if he is armored

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*Punts possum like a football.* Where's your weasel now, Gruumash?

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*Deftly catches the possum with one hand and gently places the awesome possum on the ground*

"Hmm he is right here about to gnaw on some lucky7 one of his favorite treats. Sic hmmm boy."

*Calmly leaning on his black long spear watching the Awesome Possum eviscerating the lucky7 much like the killer bunny did to King Arthur's knights.*

"By the way how you liking that Lucky7?" *Winces as the possum goes for the tender areas* "Ouch that is gotta hurt."


*Shoots marbles and Cheezy Puffs at random dudes with pocket catapult*


Gruumash . wrote:

*Deftly catches the possum with one hand and gently places the awesome possum on the ground*

"Hmm he is right here about to gnaw on some lucky7 one of his favorite treats. Sic hmmm boy."

*Calmly leaning on his black long spear watching the Awesome Possum eviscerating the lucky7 much like the killer bunny did to King Arthur's knights.*

"By the way how you liking that Lucky7?" *Winces as the possum goes for the tender areas* "Ouch that is gotta hurt."

Wipes the blood off his face with his small tiny paws

Silver Crusade

*Gets up.* I think you gnawed off all my flesh and bone...AHHH!!!


Curls up to Gruumsh and goes to sleep


Something bit me!!!!

Silver Crusade

I know the feeling.

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See lucky7 see what you get for messing with awesome things?

So how is everyone today?

Silver Crusade

Sore, worried, tired, cranky, fearful. The usual.


SSSSSQQQQQUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEE!

:::Plays with his awesome fuzzy ball:::


I'll you what's awesome. Pacific Rim. I need to see it twice.

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I've said it once, and I'll say it again...


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Say what again?

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How Awesome I am?


It looks like you're trying to be awesome. Would you like some help with that?

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No. IT! I've said IT before, and I'll say IT again!!!


lucky7 wrote:
No. IT! I've said IT before, and I'll say IT again!!!

Earlier you stated you said it once, not before. You are contradicting yourself, lucky7. What are you hiding?!

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Oh no! They're on to me! Symbol of Pain!


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lucky7 wrote:
No. IT! I've said IT before, and I'll say IT again!!!

One more time?


We're gonna celebrate

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My comeback post?


Thinks to himself: "It would be awesome if someone put some scrumptious morsels in my food dish. Feels like that ankle of lich is giving me the runs."

Looks at Gruumash with big round sad eyes: "What about it huh?

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*Gruumash grabs some grubs, almonds and acorns. Places them in a bowl and gives the cute little guy a pat on the head.*

"Here you go. Enjoy."

Silver Crusade

Can I get my ankle back? Is...is that still a possibility?

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"Maybe after he finishes the nuts and grubs it might pass. Can't be certain though. "

Silver Crusade

I guess prosthetics are okay...


:::Digs into the contents violently, sending nuts, acorns, and grubs everywhere:::

:::Burps loudly once finished:::

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"Good Boy, enjoyed that didn't you." *Gives him a light pat on the head.

"lucky7 when he starts to circle you know it might be time to look for that foot of yours in what is left over."

Anyone else have questions on other things more Awesome?

Silver Crusade

Who appointed you awesome?


Sounds like I need to bite off an ankle...

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I was not appointed Awesome I am Awesome there is a difference and honestly if you need to ask the question you are not awesome yourself. But that is okay not everyone can be awesome like myself and little ole Possum here.

It is a bit of burden I need to carry but I do it without much fanfare or complaints such is the burden those who have the mantle of awesomeness need to carry. I don't expect you to understand this lucky7 but perhaps you will respect it at the very least.

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So it seems I am so awesome this thread has almost reached 300 at this point.

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I am so awesoem

Silver Crusade

I got 300

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