Looks like this goblin incursion went out with a wet fart. I expected more from you guys.
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Just as Teddy Roosevelt said: "Max your diplomacy and carry a great sword."
He was here before the puns. Therefor working on the quality of the puns clearly won't help the situation.
Well, I for one am glad he's not being koi about standing up for himself. I think it's the right trout to go down. It takes gurnards to do that.
If you're using rules lawyer techniques against yourself then you're doing it right IMO. It's fine to play that way but you need to apply your skills fairly to all participants. The rules lawyers that create a bad reputation are the ones that call the GM on every little mistake but suspiciously shut up about the players' gaffes. Now here's where you are wrong. Lawyers exist to either accuse or defend a single party. If you want someone to apply the rules fairly and nonpartisan, what you want is a rules judge.
Nuts to that. You just stab, repeat, and blame it on squirrels. So this is why we have been receiving so many complaints and invitations to court lately.
Still a bust. A failure like the rest of us. By the way when you roll the suit you should go by order of value. I went alternating colors 1: diamonds, 2: clubs, 3: hearts, 4: spades. Alternatively its 1 clubs, 2 diamonds, 3 hearts and 4 spades
Ace of Spades!
Gimme another!
Hit me!
F+!+!
black, odd!
If you can't make it in cube shape, it's not worth being called dice.
Nice suggeston - it seems there are very few problems in life that cannot be solved by "give it more heads." Ah-ha! Now I know what the world needs Rat King + Hydra Half a dozen rats knotted together with half a dozen heads each.
Ah I missed that, because it wasn't called Pitlor. Good job though, I like it!
No love for Pitlor the Devastationary? Maybe I'll have to get to work on that myself.
How about a Balor/Pit Fiend? I call him Pitlor.
If your staff doesn't live up to your expectations, maybe you need to rehire.
Well the biggest flaw is that it is not squirrel folk. On a more serious note: I think a burrow speed seems unfitting. Sure rabbits make burrows, but they don't move subterrainean(ous?)ly. A burrow speed should be for creatures with an actual subterranean lifestyle, like mole people for example. Instead a bonus to hearing based perception would make sense. Other than that I think this is a good solid race.
I've been hating you ever since I read your username for the first time, about 15 seconds ago.
The feat that was meant is Acrobatic. And the B means it's a bonus feat. Having only one hit die, we are only entitled to one regular feat, and that is weapon finesse. So Acrobatic is a bonus feat provided by our superior racial features.
Experienced in "Astrologry" It's not like being experienced in Astrologry or Astrology means any difference in actual skill.
Can we get some of the animals from Animal Archive? Particularly the squirrels and chipmunks
I prefer crispy bacon too. He was great in that one movie, Charlie's Things.
So Pillbug are you also part orc? Or 100% goblin?7/8s goblin, 1/8 sewer troll (on granpappy's side) pappy's side granpappy's side or mammy's side granpappy's side?
So if I get it wet, I have to feed it after midnight? Got it.
Oh damn, I was too convincing.
Sorry, only got chattering in the portfolio.
I was looking at the list of threads and thought "'Vegan Paizonians', Paizonians from Vegas have their own thread.", two hours later i see the same thread title and I'm like "Oh wait! VEGANS, people who don't eat animal products!" Not really anything to contribute, but I thought that was weird enough to share.
Too coherent.
Many of the deities come from my homebrew world originally, and I have more detailed accounts of their "sacred animals" in those documents. Those documents, alas, are squirreled away at home. Speaking of which, who is the squirrel deity?
Notjong indeed!
I don't prepare to sacrifice anything; I am a spontaneous sacrificer. Don't you find that metasacrifices take too long that way?
Ypu'll have to be more specific was it a potayto or a potahto?
Walkin' around in my banana shoes, Walkin' around in my banana shoes... Goin' squish squish squish! squish squish squish!
It's a football net!
Suddenly it makes sense why those three vases I knock over every day are always back in the morning.
And then you bury what you got, and forget where you buried most of it over the winter.
Squirrels!!!! Shhhh!
How can you Owlbear to make these puns without feeling any Shae?
*gets the hose again*
Heartglod? or do you mean Heartgold? Nope I mean Heartglod. Has to match the soulsliver.
Since Bestiary 4 has a Soulsliver, can Bestiary 5 have a Heartglod?
But never will you rule the trees!
Damn, the Guardians of the Galaxy movie isn't even out yet and we already find Rocket completely delapidated and crashed in some texan woman's backyard? Some just can't handle the fame.
Ah, but can they ragecycle and still shoot their gun 5 times? On a more serious note: I would houserule that tireless rage also says: "The barbarian can use rage powers that are normally usable only once per rage any number of times per rage but only once per round." That doesn't really have any mechanical impact but it removes the cheesyness of "I stop my rage and start raging again" every round.
I agree a parties paladin should be improving your parties, and not be the alignment lawyer.
I am actually referring to Mythbusters here. I know some might think that's a questionable source... but their results were pretty clear. Against ballistic gel, no bullet they tried, including one fired from a Barrett light 50, IIRC, penetrated deeper than the crossbow bolt (which blew straight through). No the Deadliest Warrior guys are better at science. They will shoot each weapon exactly once and won't care if each shot has a wildly different impact angle, passed through bone or not, or regard any other of those pesky "circumstantial factors", thus their science is true and accurate.
Thing is, if you want to discuss penetration power, guns come in a long way behind crossbows. Certainly, their speed is much higher, but the mass is far lower. Sum total, a bolt will generally penetrate far deeper than a bullet. We need the Deadiest Warrior team to test this scientifically. Because they know how to do science.
Well, you can't. End of story. sits on the potty stoically
It's my squirrely charm that got them. But you did get a favorite. And I'm glad we agree on this particular one.
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