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All hail the keeper of the key to the beer fridge!!Crystal: How much do you think we drink?!
Jeff Alvarez: I KNOW how much you drink.
He Who Controls the Booze, Controls the Sobriety.
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He Who Controls the Booze, Controls the Sobriety.
{whispers excitedly:} Could she be the Kwisatz Liquorach? {cue dramatic Toto riffs}
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Bulma'Dib: "My name is a drinking word!"
He Who Controls the Booze, Controls the Sobriety.{whispers excitedly:} Could she be the Kwisatz Liquorach? {cue dramatic Toto riffs}
It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you...
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christopher: I am 9872398072398% sure you don't actually want to mindlink with everyone at Paizo.
Mostly due to Cosmo...
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Patrick: I’d rather be married by a wizard. It’s more supernatural—like you’re EXTRA married. There’s probably magic rings and stuff.
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Ashley Gillaspie: I am allergic to wasps so anything that flies and has a stinger makes me freak out a bit, because bees can be tricky and look like wasps when buzzing by your head. A#*%%&~s.
Crystal Frasier: Happy thoughts
Ashley Gillaspie: Yay!
Crystal Frasier: That little guy is SO HIGH
Christopher Anthony: So not this?
Ashley Gillaspie: That does remind me. I have an insect that only the bowels of hell could have produced hiding somewhere in my house.
Crystal Frasier: No no. More like this.
Ashley Gillaspie: It looks like a mosquito, only its about the size of my hand. I've swatted it like 4 times now and it wont die.
Crystal Frasier: Watermelon Bat will save you.
Once he is done eating melon
This may take a while
C'mon, man. Leave some melon for the rest of us!
Great. Now there's two of them...
Lemur?! What the $@!&, man! You're supposed to be helping get rid of the bats!
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Ashley Gillaspie: I am allergic to wasps so anything that flies and has a stinger makes me freak out a bit, because bees can be tricky and look like wasps when buzzing by your head. A!!*+~#s.
Crystal Frasier: Happy thoughts
Ashley Gillaspie: Yay!
Crystal Frasier: That little guy is SO HIGH
Christopher Anthony: So not this?
Ashley Gillaspie: That does remind me. I have an insect that only the bowels of hell could have produced hiding somewhere in my house.
Crystal Frasier: No no. More like this.
Ashley Gillaspie: It looks like a mosquito, only its about the size of my hand. I've swatted it like 4 times now and it wont die.
Crystal Frasier: Watermelon Bat will save you.
Once he is done eating melon
This may take a while
C'mon, man. Leave some melon for the rest of us!
Great. Now there's two of them...
Lemur?! What the $@!&, man! You're supposed to be helping get rid of the bats!
Dawww Watermelon Bat is frikkin adorable.
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Stephen: Luckily, Jason's hobbling still counts as a five-foot step.
Sure, fruit bats are all cute and stuff ... until you stumble into a berry bush. Then you are nothing but a fruit bat food truck ...FLUFFY SWARM!!!
They're also the basis of the Berbelang legend in the Philippines.
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christopher: I am 9872398072398% sure you don't actually want to mindlink with everyone at Paizo.Mostly due to Cosmo...
You obviously don't know Christopher. :)
Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager
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sara marie: oooh, Numenéra is calling my name.
liz: You should really get it
liz: It's a very pretty book
gary: liz if i promise to fix your bugs faster will you stop goading sm to buy all the things?
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Or The Bull-Man.You obviously don't know Christopher. :)christopher: I am 9872398072398% sure you don't actually want to mindlink with everyone at Paizo.Mostly due to Cosmo...
Really, most folks at Paizo. >.>
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Really, most folks at Paizo. >.>Or The Bull-Man.You obviously don't know Christopher. :)christopher: I am 9872398072398% sure you don't actually want to mindlink with everyone at Paizo.Mostly due to Cosmo...
There is a reason Cthulhu is so popular amongst the Paizo folks ... Cthulhu just glimpsed into the minds of everyone at Paizo and failed his SAN check. ;)
EDIT: and on that note, here's to seriously hoping to get into another of James Jacobs' Call of Cthulhu games again ... the man can run a CoC table like no one else.
sara marie: oooh, Numenéra is calling my name.
liz: You should really get it
liz: It's a very pretty book
gary: liz if i promise to fix your bugs faster will you stop goading sm to buy all the things?
So how many bugs to be fixed for Liz still remain unfixed?
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So how many bugs to be fixed for Liz still remain unfixed?sara marie: oooh, Numenéra is calling my name.
liz: You should really get it
liz: It's a very pretty book
gary: liz if i promise to fix your bugs faster will you stop goading sm to buy all the things?
Heh heh heh. >:D
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Gary: it's like when someone stands next to you in a crowd, and you move on, and then they're next to you again, and then they clear their throat, and you look up and they're just looking at you, expectantly, like a puppy
Christopher: Or when you're walking up a hallway, thinking you're alone, only to find that a coworker has been walking a step behind you the entire time
Gary: what's worse is when you discover they haven't worked here in years
Christopher: And, in fact, died six months ago.
Sara Marie: THIS IS WHY WE LOCK THE DOOR PEOP--arrrrgh
Sara Marie: god i hate being proved right by example
Christopher: This is how you get zombies.
Gary: man i remember when my uncle was out one day and his sisters were all undead and it turns out we'd all been bad and didn't put flowers on their graves. just before they ate him he shouted DON'T YOU KNOW THIS IS HOW WE GET AUNTS
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the last march of the aunts
Gary: what's worse is when you discover they haven't worked here in years
Ross?
Christopher: And, in fact, died six months ago.
Is there anything you want to tell us about Ross?
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Just because I'm a brain in a jar doesn't mean I'm dead. Geeze.
How can we even know if it is actually yours brain in the jar? What if it is someone's else brain?
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How can we even know if it is actually yours brain in the jar? What if it is someone's else brain?
You put your brain in a container made of glass instead of bone, and all of a sudden everyone's asking questions...
Gary: DON'T YOU KNOW THIS IS HOW WE GET AUNTS
+1 the vote for Formian Aunts of Castrovel in Bestiary V
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How can we even know if it is actually yours brain in the jar? What if it is someone's else brain?You put your brain in a container made of glass instead of bone, and all of a sudden everyone's asking questions...
that is absolutely mindbottling
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How can we even know if it is actually yours brain in the jar? What if it is someone's else brain?You put your brain in a container made of glass instead of bone, and all of a sudden everyone's asking questions...that is absolutely mindbottling
Hah! Bravo Lamontius.
How can we even know if it is actually yours brain in the jar? What if it is someone's else brain?You put your brain in a container made of glass instead of bone, and all of a sudden everyone's asking questions...
Meh. Brass and crystal are all the rage now.
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sara marie: I wonder how long baby dental appointments last
ashley: i wouldn't think very long, though i suppose it would depend on how many teeth said baby had
robot chris: for instance, a baby goblin's dentist appointment would last at least a day
robot chris: because 9,000+ teefs
liz: I think baby dental appointments are better for developing good dental habits and avoiding dentist fear
robot chris: in the case of goblin dentist's, this is to encourage fear
gary: i don't want to be goblin-ist, but i'm not sure goblins make good dentists
cs erik: what, they're great at cauterizing any potential wounds.
gary: it would take 2.99 GJ worth of energy to completely vaporize an entire human body
giant jalapenos
gaseous jellybeans
garlic jewels
green jumps
galactic jams
growling jumbles
ugh physics is hard