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Sara Marie

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Customer Service Manager. Pathfinder Tales Subscriber. Pathfinder Society Member. 7,996 posts (8,241 including aliases). 3 reviews. 2 lists. 2 wishlists. 2 Pathfinder Society characters. 5 aliases.


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katina: I don’t think Chris MEANT to do an evil laugh...
katina: but he definitely did

ashley: i don't know
ashley: but I'm scared

cosmo: Allow me to defuse your fear: Chris’s laugh was as a result of something I said.

robot chris: that doesn’t defuse any fear

cosmo: Oh, did I say “defuse”?  I meant justify.

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Katina: The bars are on the window to make sure the fun doesn’t get out!

Ashley: despite the name, fun leaks aren't actually fun

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Removed a post. These are not the puns we're looking for.

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Sara Marie wrote:
OilHorse wrote:
Any current information on when Con tickets are available?
Dice are rolling behind the GM Screen, so to speak.

I love the sound of dice clattering on the table in the afternoon.

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christopher: Maybe this is just the Hotel Paizo. You can game any time you like, but you can never leave.

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[redacted]: I'm pleased that past-me saw fit to restock the dark chocolate supply.

katina: I’m not pleased that present-me hasn’t stolen [redacted]'s dark chocolate supply.

[redacted]: You're welcome to some if you come over.

katina: haha nah, that’s okay
katina: I’m 98% joking, and 2% lazy

[redacted]: I was apparently anticipating being at work during the End Times, so I have a goodly supply.

Redacted to protect the chocolate supplies

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crowdsourced idea courtesy of myself, Liz and Robot Chris:

Pathfinder Yoga: where the instructor takes you on a guided meditation through a brief RPG encounter

Goblins approach assume the Warrior Warrior pose: hold for 30

Person on mat 1 you failed your save: assume downward dog

person on mat #8 you are a cleric and will be preforming a healing spell: please do the sunrise pose

the flumph drifts by, assume mermaid

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OilHorse wrote:
Any current information on when Con tickets are available?

Dice are rolling behind the GM Screen, so to speak.

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Removed some posts. Be kind and respectful when debating with others on our site.

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ashley: your hair would hate you forever, but it would be worth it

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liz: Fistful of dwarf! Aww yeah!

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sara marie: kdjaksdjf hit search with nothing in the box.
sara marie: sorry anyone who was on [that] instance.

ashley: we need a "I've made a terrible mistake" button
ashley: it doesn't have to do anything really, but it would be cathartic to push it a bunch of times when you do that

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liz: I'm ready to hear your confession. I have a moon pie—I mean communion wafer.

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liz: Because Mama Yaga shows her love with [redacted].

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ashley: now if you'll excuse me, i must get my flamethrower tuned up


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Sleep through as much as possible. Time pain medication so you take the next dose just before the first wears off instead of waiting until you feel pain. Don't be shy about asking for help from friends or family if you need it.

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diego: He looks nothing like Boba Fett

katina: omg do they have a sarlacc pit on whatever island survivor is on

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gary: hmmm we could offer hardcover bound versions of messageboard threads

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robot chris: that’s when you need to call in the prawn cavalry

gary: we fought those crabs from the heights, we fought them with our hammers and crackers, we fought them with the butter hoses
gary: in the last great crab battle not a single bib was left unblemished

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robot chris: pie mine
robot chris: mine FULL of pies

gary: yeah, that's where they put the first hostess plants
gary: built them over the pie mines the same way movie theaters used to be built over butter deposits
gary: when drilling for butter ifyou hit a gusher, that's a multiplex

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katina: speaking of misunderstood acronyms

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liz: Does NyanCat have prismatic ray?

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katina: Left Shark is a bard

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lissa: Yes, but blood sacrifice is a feature...

cort: Not as easy as it sounds, creating an input form element that accepts a goat was a challenge.

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diego: We are basically fleshy bottles of magic.

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cosmo: Evidently Tonya has reusable cupcake cups (the implications of this are awesome). Please refrain form eating these cups and leave them in the thing.

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robot chris: I think I found a loophole
robot chris: for my dark purposes

...

robot chris: doh, my dark magic has to be done by hand

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cosmo: I feel safer in a world where Mama Yaga is happy.

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Warehouse is going to begin shipping subscriber items here shortly. I've asked Will to target orders with minis first since those products have already been released in stores. While this means there will be a concentrated burst of minis going out, some other orders will still also be shipping. Additionally, it doesn't mean that all minis are shipping first either, there are other factors with shipping and processing so many subscription orders that can define where an item goes into the queue.

The current estimate for finishing up new releases shipping is January 22nd.

May the shipping queue be ever in your favor.

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gary: man i hate it when i notice the vent in the ceiling. now i can't hear anything else but its stupid clicking and rattling
gary: now, i know that it's not a physical manifestation of the software i work on all day made murderously real
gary: but
gary: i'm pretty sure we're all ok until someone says "hold my beer" or "bet i can" or "it's ok, it's been abandoned for years"

katina: “let’s split up to cover more ground!”

gary: "are you chicken?"
gary: "you don't really believe in that stuff do you"

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katina: What are the symptoms of brain hatchings again?
katina: I forget. Which might be one of the symptoms.

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katina: I tried to only use organic ichor

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liz: When I tap my bobblehead Rey, it's like she's nodding in agreement at me

katina: She is very helpful like that.
katina: She just wants to back you up.

liz: "Is Liz gonna have to force choke some one?"
liz: *bobble boble bobble*

katina: “Should this person be permabanned?”
katina: *bobble bobble bobble*

liz: …maybe I should have gotten Kylo Ren
liz: *bobble bobble bobble*

liz: "What about Finn and Poe?"
liz: *bobble bobble bobble*

katina: Do I need a BB-8 toy?
katina: *bobbles vigorously*
katina: *bobbling intensifies*

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Gullyble Dwarf - Lvl 7 DM wrote:

Blargh. I trimmed my Cart to add to my Subscription to get my shipping discount and stuff and the Golem's having none of it. I can't even access my Cart anymore. Can I get an assist?

Hunh, it came back. It's showing my current Cart items separated into 3 shipments. Managed to finagle the first into my current subscription shipment and the other 2 to just ship with my subscriptions which I think will work.

You might double check. The Golem didn't seem too happy to serve, but looks like it quite berserking on me.

"My love for you is ticking cloc, BERSERKER!"

Slight malfunction on our end with some things. We're fixing it asap.

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sara marie: whats the worst that is gonna happen?

robot chris: black holes

katina: maybe they’re just really really dark grey holes

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I've pretty much moved to only listing the release date for the Paizo published products as some of the licensed subscription items' release dates shift too often or I am unable to get an exact date. Rusty Dragon Inn should be releasing in stores on Jan 6th where available, though the orders will be created on Paizo.com on Jan 7th and we estimate starting shipping on the 12th.

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sara marie: "To hear our menu options in Orcish, press 2"

katina: "For Dwarven, please smash the keypad with your longhammer now."

liz: "If you're trying to summon Asmodeus, dial 666 on your keypad now."

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liz: Were you using my name in vain, Katina?

katina: No, i was trying to wrangle you into our eggnog conspiracy
katina: unless that counts as ‘in vain’
katina: I figured you’re kinda the patron saint of making delicious things

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Liz: We're recalibrating the Paizo Fun Matrices now that you're present again.

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katina: EIGHT HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR SHIPPING MAKES ME WANT TO CRY

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ashley: with great fun comes great liability insurance policies

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sharaya: not the FUN [redacted]

sharaya: the "go die in a fire" definition of [redacted]

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tanis: Typo of the day: Magic Scale Male

redacted a: Is that what we are calling the Blacksmith’s son now?

redacted b: No, that's "More Exploration Required"

redacted c: I would like to explore again, please.

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gary: i'm sure it just says more about me than it does about the quality of their unicorn cuts, but i just have a problem believing that the unicorn is as pure as it can be if it comes from a place with a sign saying 3 UNICORN'S FOR PRICE OF 2

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gary: just walk past the lines at the theater going "i can't believe luke is actually vader's father after all!"

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