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Sara Marie

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Customer Service Manager. Pathfinder Tales Subscriber. Pathfinder Society Member. 8,223 posts (8,471 including aliases). 3 reviews. 2 lists. 2 wishlists. 2 Pathfinder Society characters. 5 aliases.


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katina: Bigfoot, I heard he was the boogie woogie bugle boy from Company B

gary: i think you mean "boogie wookiee"

katina: from Cantina B?

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katina: So are the clothes that Tup wears called Tupperware?

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katina: i revoke some of my anger then haha
katina: BUT ONLY A LITTLE


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While I appreciate the title of your blog, I'm going to have to recommend against throwing me in a pond. Everyone loses. Trust me.

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katina: It's just Rovagug saying "Hi!".

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cort: Gary, I need to borrow your tequila bath.

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christopher: My computer parts are arriving tomorrow.

cosmo: excellent.  Get rid of more of those weak human parts

liz: PATHETIC MEATBAGS, THE LOT OF YOU

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gary: "designed" is such a loaded term. we prefer "spontaneously erupted from the belching maw below"

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Kobold Cleaver wrote:

WHERE'S THE SCHEDULE

PAIZO MODS
MORE LIKE PAIZO SLOTHS

I blame Cosmo.

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blahpers wrote:
TL;DR looks like that "one of these years" trip to PaizoCon isn't going to happen for me. Not after I hear about how one of my friends was treated by its attendees, and not after I hear that PaizoCon staff basically blew it off. No, I'm not going into specifics--that isn't the point. This is b~~@#$#!, and I want no part of it.

Encourage your friend to contact myself, Chris Lambertz or Jeff Alvarez as soon as possible. Jeff's contact number is in the program book, Chris and myself can be contacted via email (paizocon@paizo.com, community@paizo.com or our personal emails listed in the contact section) or by heading to the PaiozCon store. The three of us are the PaizoCon staff that would be contact points for this and none of us have been informed of any issues. Paizo takes harassment and the safety of our attendees very seriously and we would appreciate a chance to resolve this with your friend.

~sara marie

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Old "Scuttlebutt" Salt wrote:
Psyblade wrote:

The more I read this, the more I have a whole Babylon 5 vibe to it... with the Absalom station name...

I wouldn't mind to be invited to playtesting... but doubt that will happen :P no luck there :D

Rumor has it a large % of Paizo staffers are rather big Babylon 5 fans...

(We know that Liz Courts is Ivanova made flesh, for instance...)

There's always the threat of an attack by say, a giant space dragon. The kind that eats the sun once every 30 days. It's a nuisance, but what can you expect from reptiles?

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katina: BOOK SCORPION?
katina: nope nope nope

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James Anderson wrote:
I'd go if you hadn't moved it to conflict with California's biggest con.

Unfortunately every weekend has various things for someone that conflict with attending a convention. Hopefully sometime in the future stars will align to make it work for you!

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That should be fine. Good luck sorting the wallet issue out!

~sara marie

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liz: My standards are absurdly low at 5:30am
liz: "Is it hot? Is it caffeinated?"

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waltero wrote:
Yeah, I always leave a lanyard in my backpack since a lot of cons use pins or flimsy string holders.

The default badge for PaizoCon is of the white string nature. We do have the Pathfinder lanyards in the convention store though!

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May Rysky, first of their name, be blessed. For I hath been reminded of how delicious amaretto sours are whilst I am only 4 days away from a convention.

Bonus points, the first person at paizocon that mentions this to me gets an amaretto sour.

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Rysky wrote:
Praise Sara Marie for Amaretto Sours! They're friggin awesome!

My your drinks always be awesome and your amaretto sours always properly garnished to your liking.

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Rysky wrote:
Praise Sara Marie for said Amaretto Sours being free while my mom gambles!

May free drinks and gambling always be treats and never burdens.

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Rysky wrote:

Oh! Almost forgot.

Praise Sara Marie for no jet lag despite the +3 hour time difference!

May you never feel the adverse effects of jet lag and always know what time zone you are in.

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Praise Sara Marie (and probably Tyler Florence a little bit) the roast chicken turned out completely done and really moist--even the breast meat.

May your fowl never be foul and always throughly cooked while maintaining moist deliciousness.

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Rysky wrote:
Praise Sara Marie for Steamforged Games unlocking the final two stretch goals up to the £4,000,000 mark after the Dark Souls Kickstarter ended as a thank you to the backers!

May your goal be stretchy and your dark souls worth £4,000,000.

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Praise Sara Marie that the prognosis for Mom's hand is good, and the swelling and pain level are down.

May your mom always be handy and her pain levels down.

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katina: Am i doing something wrong if Lucille Bluth is my role model?
ashley: nope

christopher: I prefer Mallory Archer, Kat.

katina: They’re baaaaasically the same

ashley: im pretty sure that if lucille bluth had a squad of secret agents at her disposal she would be mallory archer

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liz: I thought you said "cupcake wedgies"
liz: And I was saddened at the waste of cupcake

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sharaya: Things I never expected to write in a work-related email:

sharaya: "So, we do not have any spare orc heads laying around."

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We've just finished freeing up some stock of the Rusty Dragon Inn Cases that were in stuck orders. If you add the case to your cart as a regular order, you can add the case premium, the Rusty Dragon Inn Bar, for $49.99. If you start a subscription this will happen automagically and you will receive a 75% discount on the case premium in addition to the subscription discount on the case.

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Email has been sent!

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Robot Chris: Suspicions rise that Cosmo is a bunch of sentient dumplings in human suit

Cosmo: Even I am not that awesome.

Katina: wait, what?

Gary: semi-sentient?

Katina: That’s not the real cosmo, guys. he said he’s not awesome

Gary: well i tried to pull his mime makeup off because it sure loooked like a rubber mask

Katina: Someone do that blood test from The Thing on him!

Cosmo: Naw... it’s jsut THAT how awesome a sentient Dumpling Golem would be

Christopher: Sentience is directly proportional to caffeine consumption.

Gary: i'm sorry.. about all the blood

Robot Chris: wow I read that as “out of blood”

Gary: do we need to send the blood cart over by your desk
Gary: it's the new roboticized one
Gary: the phlebotobot

Katina: ANYTHING FROM THE BLOOD TROLLEYYYY </cute old british lady accent>

Christopher: If he was sentient dumplings, one would hope it would be bloodless.

Robot Chris: wow this is weird

Katina: Well, you know what they say. You dim sum, you lose sum.

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gary: well, i learned my lesson with the coffee ballista

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Games need to be scheduled through paizo.com if they are public. This year, Seattle VL Louis Manko Levite is coordinating the mid-slot PFS games.  We are listing them on http://paizo.com so that folks can see their entire schedule in one place.  However, I wanted to wait until after the lottery had been run and open registration had begun to make sure folks GMing for those games had a chance to see the rest of the schedule before making that choice. Since not all attendees know about Warhorn or may wish to create an account on a 3rd party’s website, and so we ensure there is plenty of space in the PFS hall, anyone running a pre-planned, mid-slot (1pm-6pm) PFS game should coordinate with our Seattle VL.  Anyone looking for a mid-slot game should check out the offerings on paizo.com.

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katina: I'm not capable of naming characters in video games without mental distress, so I should probably not be consulted for choosing a name for a human baby.

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Feros wrote:
Praise Sara Marie that my internet is now Fibre Op! :D

May the lines never be cut and the light always shining.

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Praise Sara Marie that my manufacturer-refurbished mouse that arrived yesterday is working like a champ! And it was only $15 with shipping! w00t!

May the bargains be ever in your favor and the mice in your home or office always the kind you can click.

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Rysky wrote:

Praise Sara Marie for allowing me to be summoned to a Host's world and successfully defending them against an Imvader in Dark Souls 3!

Rysky helped someone!

May you someday receive help in return during your own time of need and may the warm fuzzies of helping stay with you forever.

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Freehold DM wrote:

I praise Sara Marie for getting through a day that promised to be hell from the word go.

PRAISE SARA MARIE!

i can't promise you'll never have another day from hell, but May you always reach the end of each day from hell and have a better day in the morning.

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Chyrone wrote:
Praise to Sara Marie, for i now have my 2nd GM star :D

May your players forever be on time and your dice be well balanced.

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Praise Sara Marie that my cooking for the last two+ weeks hasn't given either of parents food poisoning or even indigestion.

May your ingredients always be fresh and your cooking temperatures within the FDA's guidelines for food safety.

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RyanH wrote:
While we're all sitting here waiting, may as well start downloading our Humble Bundles... right?

I may have made a sound when I read your post that no one in the CS area has been able to determine if it was a laugh or a sob.

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Things seem to be all fixed. Everything set to go live at 2pm PST.

May the dice be ever in your favor.

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gary: i got 3d8 and i got a hankering for rolling

...

sharaya: is something going to explode?

diego: Just the universe

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Link to picture of first shipment of Beginner Boxes in our warehouse: http://officialpaizo.tumblr.com/.

~sara

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Update! The first pallets of our Beginner Boxes reprint have arrived from the manufacturer! Our warehouse staff is going to begin shipping these soon (very likely if all goes well, we will start to see some orders shipping out tomorrow, May 11th, possibly maybe even late this afternoon).

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Rysky wrote:
Katina Davis wrote:
Sara Marie: high altitude murder hole
... headshot?

Rimshot.

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Mark Seifter wrote:
Between Maid Merisiel and poisoning-disguised-waiter Damiel from the influence system art piece in Ultimate Intrigue, we're getting close to being able to staff an inn filled with disguised iconics. Now all we need is a disguised innkeeper!

I do know how to ensure patrons get a good night's rest.

Readies Slumber Hex.

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sara marie: I kind of want to take a flamethrower to them

katina: That's comforting

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We are eagerly awaiting the arrival of the first shipment of Beginner Boxes from our manufacturer. They are supposed to arrive end of this week or possibly next. Our warehouse is prepping for the pallets to hit the loading dock so we can start shipping them out as soon as possible. The next update will hopefully be when they arrive!

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redacted: I’m starting to think I rate my favorite animals by how much I love eating them...

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Event has been updated with title and description. Good luck to the six brave souls who decide to attend.

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Some of the panels which have been run for several years in a row have had their titles given a bit of an update. In some cases this is to allow us to focus on a particular aspect of the content, in others to broaden the scope of what might be discussed and some just got new names to be a bit more descriptive. The Horror in RPGs panel is one of these events. Its popular enough that I do not foresee it being cut from the PaizoCon schedule anytime soon. The updated title for Horror in RPGs panel is "Horror Roleplaying: Terror Tales & Techniques." I had thought we got pages for all the seminars up, but I'm not seeing this one created yet so I'll look into that shortly.

Thanks!

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