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cosmo: What have I told you about providing actual facts when I'm making a funny?

cosmo: We've talked about this, Chris.

Did someone say "Goblin Lanyard" ?!?!?

;)

Hmm, I need a scheme that doesn't depend on me remembering to buy gift cards each month: The Paizo Gift Card Subscription! Guaranteed to come out at the start of each month.

No?

I actually bounced this idea around with Gary the other day when we were going over the 520 toll bridge. I have a Good-To-Go pass that automatically renews when it gets down to a certain amount. I have no idea if this is feasible or not on paizo.com. We have certain restrictions on how and when we can bill things. I will bring it up though and see if it is feasible.

One problem I could foresee happening is that some of the subscriptions have varying prices for the products (like Pawns having some boxes and some just sheets sets and the Adventure Card Game having base sets and card decks).

Definitely a lot to investigate and think through with this. As always, I appreciate the feedback! Customer Service can't really do anything about product schedule issues, but we do try to be flexible and understanding when multiple issues come out. It gets harder when it happens three months in a row, but we do try to work with customers where and when possible.

Steve's suggestion with the store credit is actually one we use when customers are looking for an option to get billed on a specific day of the month as well as for double issues.

thanks
sara marie

Emily: That's a disturbing party hat!

Cosmo: I throw disturbing parties.

"Upon overcoming your fear, you become a scourge to your enemies."

~Ultimate Campaign

;)

gary: last time i ever agree to pupate in writing!!

cs erik: they pretty much taste like disappointment.

Cool. Google translate. I see much wasted time ahead...

Its not perfect. But its fun. I actually use it to help come up with character names and help translate cryptic postal notes on international returned products.

Actually, my chop would be 光荣超神.

more like 光荣妖神.

money chris: guess how I just learned that my earrings are nearly the same color as the carpet!

money chris: Vic is not the handbook fairy

Andrew Turner wrote:

Maybe I'm easily amused (I'm not, actually)--I never really noticed the laugh track until everyone started complaining about it.

I forgot Seinfeld had one until Muad'Dib pointed it out. I don't think they are as noticable if you're already laughing, but stick out like a sore thumb if you're not. Try watching an old episode of, say, Full House* and see if you don't cringe when the canned laughter breaks out in response to the corniest of jokes.

*No disparagement of Full House is intended or implied by this post. As a long-running show, it's artistic merit and awesomeness is without question or doubt. The Olsen Twins, as demonstrated by their many spin-offs, movies, clothing lines, etc. were among the greatest thespians of their generation. Why they were never recognized for their contributions to art and culture remains a mystery to this day.

I am compelled to mention my favorite blog whenever Full House is mentioned.

Full House Reviewed

money chris: blah blah blah living will.

gary: thats why I have an undead will! It was much cheaper to set up.

chris: yeah, but you have to pay a necromancer every time you want to change it.

cosmo: and it keeps investing in the brain trust!

gary: mount the paintball guns on the go-carts!

gary: clearly we need to start our own country.

money chris: I'm okay with this.

cosmo: can I be Grand High Despot?

gary: i was going to come up with something even less helpful than that but ran out of brain

gary: paizo will not rub your tummy

jessica: This is why I am not allowed in customer service.

When are you going to appear in the comic book? Are you going to become a regular?

That's not a decision I make.

I make regular appearances in the story of my own life.

gary: are you counting your favorites?

gary: like a favorite dragon

gary: sitting on pile of favorites

gary: snoring gently

sara marie: maaaaaybe

gary: do not poke the favorites dragon!

cs erik: I can't wait to crack open a bear in celebration

gary: i'm pretty sure i'm not in canada because i don't have any poutine

Removed some posts and replies. Messageboard forums are not the place for name calling.

Man what a gorgeous weekend. Several hours of hiking* by the Boulder River, waterfalls, forest gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous. And they have rocks!! And pine cones!! And so many doggies!

*Daddy may be a little sore from carrying the howdah

howdah 1 and howdah 2

sara marie: Gary: BOO!

gary: i no longer fear cats with thumbs

sara marie: o.O

gary: i haz a toddler

gary: far, far more destructive

justin: Hey Gary/Ross -?

gary: sorry we got replaced by raptors

gary: please feel free to come over and be devoured at your convenience

gary: ...

gary: bring ketchup

cs erik: ♫♪First of May, First of May! ♬♪ ... Oh wait.... Cosmo isn't here. I don't have to sing that!

crystal: Not everyone expects the zombie apocalypse to come. The fools.

money chris: Someone has to be a zombie

gary: and if i had cockles in my heart, it'd warm them

cs erik: They used the baby seal as a tactical nuke.

crystal: If Gary isn't a wizard, I have been misled as to what constitutes wizardry.

gary: so the rule for nachos is like the rule for butter then?

crystal: Werecorgis are what you get when a lycanthrope bites a halfling

robot chris: starting the Society for the Promotion of Golarion's Robot and Android Welfare

crystal: Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Fluffy Bunnies Revisited

I removed some unnecessary posts. The reason we are all here is because we love the game. We want to have a fun experience and we want our players to have a fun experience, there is no one right way to play roleplaying games. These forums are for discussing various aspects of the game and community and the multitude of ways to have a good time playing. There is no reason to make personal attacks.

gary: "Your ability to make changes was terminated on March 30, 2012"

gary: should probably have friendlier wording than that...

cosmo: "Hi, Sweetie! Your ability to make changes was terminated on March 30, 2012"

liz: "Looks like these changes.... *sunglasses* were terminated."

cosmo: Don't forget the drums. the drums are really important.

cosmo: Chicken blood and formalized dancing.

All of which, of course, leads to the all important question that I asked in another thread months ago, but nobody ever had a definite answer for: Are there shoelaces in Golarion? My prankster bard really wants to know!

Shoelaces, bootlaces, lacing for pants, skirts, shirts, dresses, laces for lacing up corsets, laces for lashing on codpieces, laces for fastening on swords, shields and daggers, utilitarian laces, fancy decorative laces... I think your prankster bard will be quite happy.

robot chris: pretend that's worded in a way that makes sense

Speaking of.....might as well let it be known.....it appears that the wife and I are going to be parents again.

Congrats!

crystal: Many bothans died to bring you this calamari

ross: I think Akbar might be offended by this.

liz: Akbar shouldn't be so delicious then

crystal: Admiral Akbar: "I'M A TRAP!"

robot chris: but my accordion has a chainsaw attachment and wheels

gary: you know what they need is a stroller made out of chew toys

liz: Eh, cats aren't altruistic enough to be clerics

liz: Bards I'll accept

crystal: You'll have to pick up Two Weapon Fighting to wield both cats at once

robot chris: I don't need groceries... I need space pants and skeleton sweater

gary: the snow was falling / like the dandruff / of a thousand angels