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Sara Marie

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Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager. Pathfinder Society Member. 7,172 posts (7,404 including aliases). 3 reviews. 2 lists. 4 wishlists. 2 Pathfinder Society characters. 4 aliases.


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katina: i'm pretty sure Seoni's tattoos are like the filaments that heat up a car's back windshield

cort: Seoni's Magic Tattoos of Defrosting

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cort: If that's not the case we'll find a way to make it work, there will just be more screaming monkeys.

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redacted: speaking of moonshine and christmas and families

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Consider checking in with local schools, Boys & Girls Clubs and after school programs if they would be interested in donations of gaming materials (books, boxed sets, dice, etc). There are far more underfunded teachers and program directors looking for ways to stretch their budget than we have capacity to help. RPGs encourage math, reading, creative writing and storytelling skills and donating materials helps introduce more young women and girls to the hobby before some of the cultural biases that typically prevent or hinder entry get their hooks in.

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Warehouse is going to be starting printing labels tonight and shipping orders tomorrow!

Cheers and may the subscription shipping odds be ever in your favor.

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robot chris: this pony now a gorgon

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cort: I wanted laser eyes when I got my eye surgery, but the doctor said no.

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robot chris: no need to invent it give me some waffles

katina: ^

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gary: i will invent giant waffle consuming robot
gary: the chances it will finish the giant waffle and go berserk looking for more waffles is pretty remote

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katina: what I learned in an episode of Pokemon last night is that sometimes it's best to not evolve right away

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lissa: Looks like [redacted] can finally have a [redacted] familiar.

ashley: i really really love the cover of the familiar folio.
ashley: also, [REDACTED] FAMILIAR!

ashley: pretty sure they made this just so that we had a hard copy of anti-grar material

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Sara Marie: you want 1/2 a cheese burger?
Sara Marie: its too much food for me to finish

gary: sure!

Sara Marie: its over here if you want it

gary: so far to walk
gary: weak from lack of cheese burger

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Something is really odd here because its telling me 2nd day air is cheaper than ground which is something I have never, ever seen happen. I am actively looking into this.

thanks
sara

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mach1.9pants wrote:
I am also being charged for my subscription items twice. ALso the amount authorised on the card is basically double the cost of the (inflated) order.

The physical components of the 5 bundles you have ordered moved into this order but the base "parent" part of the bundle and the PDF did not. The order was adding the price of the bundle which gets charged when the print portion ships to the total but not including it in the subtotal. I am moving the parent line items to this order so that the prices aren't so confusing.

Something is still a little twitchy with the total and I need Gary's help to look into it tomorrow morning.

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theLegend76 wrote:
No beer. Bad sign. lol

Alcohol is strictly forbidden on Auth Run Airlines. If you're looking for a beer you'll want our PaizoCon Air flight 052015.

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You hear a faint noise off in the distance:

Make a Spellcraft check:

DC12::
You recognize the familiar sounds of the grease spell being cast, but whoever is casting it remains a shadowy figure in the mist.

Make a Perception check

DC15: :
You hear the faint grinding of rusty gears turning slowly.

Make a Knowledge Local check:

DC25: :
Your contacts on the inside at Paizo whisper that something is coming Soon™. Something related to PaizoCon.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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sharaya: I recommend trying the quarter in the coke machine analogy

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cosmo:...also we should discuss my rates.

katina: I was under the impression that your fees were mostly in animal blood and burritos.

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ashley: diego, first rule of being employed at paizo: do not encourage cosmo. second rule of being employed at paizo: DO. NOT. ENCOURAGE. COSMO.

ashley: that's for everyone sanity, not just yours.

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ashley: do not make me write in your employee file cosmo.

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ashley: any testing i do that requires a name is normally "Foo Bar"

ashley: now i see that i need to get more creative with it

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katina: When we start seeing test orders for "Stabby McFace", we'll know that you need more coffee.

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Ending 2014 with less than 90 emails! Just a few months ago we had over 2000 in our backlog. Can't wait to rock 2015 with the best customer service team!

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sharaya: wait, there are elephant minis?

sara marie: no there aren't, this is the crux of robot and my's issue

sharaya: also my issue now as wel

katina: I didn't know I had this issue, but now I do.

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sara marie: my hand delivery order says its gonna ship in two packages

gary: did you order an elephant and then another elephant?

robot chris: we sell elephants!?

sara marie: OMG do we have an elephant mini?

robot chris: no, but we need one immediately now

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cosmo: A preternaturally sensitive [redacted] in a variety of situations is one of the few tradeoffs that I must deal with for the benefit of getting to be Cosmo.

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cosmo: Full disclosure: I would have a very hard time getting back onto a [redacted] after last time.

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redacted: That moment when you realize that your review for Adventure Card Game Deck 4 titled "This is the worst lasagna I've tried" was accidentally done on the live website vrs the test environment.

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liz: With the caveat of “When you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies, that’s when you’re an adult”

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sharaya: okay. [that one customer] is all wrapped up.

katina: well that's rude
katina: you should unwrap him

sharaya: I don't wanna!
sharaya: The rug is ruined now and he's going out with it

katina: and it really brought the room together

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cort: See, now that's the kind of forward thinking that moves you up to head cultist.

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cort: Oooooo, Threat Level Fabulous, I"m going to need a new wardrobe.

liz: Are you? Are you really?

sara marie: no but its an excuse for a new wardrobe

cort: Now if I could just reclaim my wardrobe from the '80s......
Sooo many buckles....

katina: Reclaim? Makes it sound like it was taken from you forcefully.

cort: It probably should have been. Spandex is not a solution to everything.

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I would like to praise myself for driving up to see relatives over holidays and having the most amazing pumpkin mousse.

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gary: PLEASE SELECT THE BUG YOU WISH TO SPEAK TO

gary: PRESS 1 FOR COCKROACH

gary: PRESS 2 FOR BEES

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robot chris: IMPLEMENT THREAT LEVEL FABULOUS

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redacted: *hands sara timesheet to sign*
redacted: I can haz paycheck now?

me: Yes!

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katina: I want this whole conversation to be preserved in a time capsule

katina: So the future can see how beautiful it was.

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I removed a couple posts and would like to remind everyone that messageboard posts need to stay civil. Being antagonistic to other posters is not likely to get great results for anyone involved. If you feel like a post is over the line, please flag it and move on. You can find a link to our Community Guidelines underneath each post composing box.

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Customer Service is down to 299 emails.

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katina: or brew your own bear
katina: beer*
katina: don't brew a bear. Not recommended

sharaya: I've always wanted to try that

gary: mmmmm bear brew

christopher: Sounds like it could get hairy

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robot chris: getting slapped in the face with your own heart

sharaya: before or after your heart is trampled on?

robot chris: both
robot chris: slap - trample - slap
robot chris: it’s like a g$*#@@n bulbasaur of feelings

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liz: Can we get Alan Rickman to do our voice messages?

liz: Because Alan Rickman = Karzoug

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redacted: so... paizo party bus to oregon?

redacted: swing by powells, voodoo and a liquor store?

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We usually suggest consulting with a lawyer if there are parts of the Pathfinder Compatibility License that you do not understand or have questions about how it might affect or interact with a product you are interested in creating, because the Pathfinder Compatibility License is a legal document and you are the one ultimately responsible for ensuring that your product abides by it.

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cort: OK, apparently I'm the only one in the company that can't casually componse a sonet in old english.

katina: eh, it's more like sonnet mad libs
katina: and you should obviously work on that

robot chris: I can barely Oxford Comma
robot chris: so you’re not the only one, if that helps

katina: it WILL be brought up in your review

robot chris: *and* they trust me to talk to people somehow
robot chris: I don’t get it
robot chris: but wharves
robot chris: whatevs*

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gary: we explore cheaper shipping alternatives all the time. just last month, we sent back a trebuchet that just wasn't cutting it

ashley: we're still lobbying the DOD to let us use the drones for drop shipments. we haven't heard back yet.

christopher: I still have the box cannon prototype in my garage.

cosmo: Unfortunately, my cloned flying monkey experiment still has hte status: “Overly Fighty”. They are not yet ready for public deployment.

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katina: We were gonna start blaming Cort for everything

katina: but realized that's what Cosmo is for

katina: so now you two shall fuse and become Cosmort

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cort: I will take infamy over fame every time.

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