liz: Hrm. I wonder if pork golems would deal fire damage to those grappling or damaging them in melee...because their crispy fatty flesh bursts and splatters hot fat on them.
cosmo: I dunno... but I would expect them to grant any opponent with a mouth a bite attack.
liz: Compelling Aura (Su): The pork golem drives creatures to distraction with its luscious, dripping, fatty flesh, crisped to a perfect golden brown. Creatures within 30 feet must make a DC 25 Will save—failure indicates that the creature must make a bite attack (even if they normally do not have this attack) against the pork golem.
cosmo: Successful attacks deal 1d4 damage to the biter from the hot, fatty juices.
cosmo: Successful attacks leave the attackers staggered for 1 round as they slowly chew and savor the delicious, delicious pork...
cs erik: Squeely Nord for iconic golem.
sara marie: squeely nord is a golem???
crystal: Pork Golem?
christopher: Savory Golem
sara marie: meat golem
christopher: Well, there's the Flesh Golem...
justin: there's also a blood golem... cause that's a thing
sara marie: nope this is a meat golem
crystal: Feast Golem, maybe? It's head could be a pig with an apple in its mouth
ashley: feast golem punishes you for your holiday overindulgence
justin: why did we not have this for thanksgiving?
ashley: because turkeys are too dumb to be golems
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I can't decide if I like this one or the first better.
robot chris: everyone that got that pretend I used the words I meant to
Its supposed to be a holiday for staff so my patience for dealing with online arguing is thin. Drop the sniping and sarcasm. If you're here for honest discussion of the playtest then act like mature adults and come to the thread with helpful comments and constructive feedback. Otherwise please leave.
gary: i believe it may be time to walk to burritoville
sara marie: be careful of the tractors
christopher: Plotting a route to Chipotle is... intractable?
christopher: Hmm. Tough room.
robot chris: sorry, pun-dar on the fritz, not enough burritos
gary: i'm trying to figure out how to visit all the chipotles in the optimal fashion
Liz channeling Nethys:
cosmo: To Lamashtu: “Owlbears? Wizards did it.”
christopher: To Cayden: "About last night..."
jessica: To Calistria: "About last night..."
cosmo: To Abadar: “What do you have that I cannot obtain?”
Well, celestial aligning implies (at least to me) that the universe is moving into position for something good.
This is Gorbacz we're talking about, so what's the other end of the spectrum?
Black holes aligned?
Kaisos Erranon wrote:
I would suggest actually trying them out. I had doubts about playing a cavalier until I actually sat down and played one and now they are one of my favorites. Sometimes a class isn't for everyone and that's ok. If you try it out and still don't like it, that's fine and feedback at that point is going to be a bit more useful. It is called a playtest for a reason ;)
christopher: We have self-uncanning worms over here.
liz: With man-o-war tentacles?
robot chris: pfft, our worms never came in cans
ashley: our worms have evolved to use the cans as armor
Glad you got a kick out of it. Someone noticed you post about your 200th order and I had a goblin mask on my desk and was like.... wouldn't it be funny if... and thus the idea formed into existence. Glad it made it there safely. I was a little worried customs would raise an eyebrow since they weren't on the manifest.
cosmo: I have some grave news for everyone. After having tasted the Salted Caramel Mocha coffee creamer, I’m sorry to announce that it is terrible and awful and probably poisonous an there isn’t any coffee and you shouldn’t try it at all and it’s all gone and GO AWAYY ITS MINE G*!#*+N YOU MIIIIINENEEEEE!!!!!