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Sara Marie

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Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager. Pathfinder Society Member. 7,256 posts (7,488 including aliases). 3 reviews. 2 lists. 4 wishlists. 2 Pathfinder Society characters. 4 aliases.


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Keep in mind it all has to be shipping together to get the discount so if Unchained (which is a preorder) is shipping separately, it wouldn't qualify. If everything is going to your sidecart, that might also be causing some weirdness. Either way, I've moved this to the tech team's wheelhouse so they can investigate.

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ashley: the last thing i need is ANOTHER zombie queen knocking at my door

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redacted: it's the golden... errr.. "swimming entity" that appeared to be a tragic accessory choice.

katina: I think that’s supposed to be a flame
...
katina: maybe a wiggly carrot

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redacted 1: I have an email skeleton, but I guess my concern is: [redacted] and will that totally screw up everything?

redacted 2: your skeleton is perfect
redacted 2: errr
redacted 2: email skeleton
redacted 2: i'm sure your actual skeleton is also perfect

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finance scott: Wait, did you think I was trying to be helpful?

gary: my answer was even less helpful

robot chris: gary: your answer was I believe the correct one

gary: it can be both!
gary: both correct and useless
gary: hey, that's me in a nutshell!

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gary: or as my uncle, the ancient egyptian, used to say, perish the thoth
liz: But if you perish the Thoth, you’ll Set yourself up for problems.
sara: Isis you did there
gary: liz wins
katina: I will cheer for her Ra Ra
tanis: Sara’s just anub(is) in comparison
sara: Liz wins Re: the egyptian jokes
sara: I am Nut wrong on this
tanis: I think Amun top
liz: I just don’t Geb what the problem is
tanis: I’m Bast caring at this point.
sara: I'm so Hapi I work with all of you
liz; Yeah, we’re all Tefnuts in here.
sara: I have to go get kiddo from daycare, I;m going to have to Baal

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robot chris: it’s almost been 4 years guys
robot chris: when do I turn into a pumpkin?

sara marie: the twist is...you already ARE a pumpkin
sara marie: you just have to find out on your own

robot chris: D:

sara marie: you were a pumpkin all along chris

robot chris: OH MY GOURD

sara marie: squash any feelings that tell you otherwise

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cort: In all fairness, we also hate joy, closure and a wide range of other positive emotions. No reason to single out fun.

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redacted: if you start making Harry Potter [redacted] puns (which just write themselves honestly), I might have to close this chat

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robot chris: focus on the penguins

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Thamius wrote:

Let's see, it should still be there. Yes!

Can the Charter title be handed down in my will? I'll let my son and daughter fight over it.

I would suggest discussing that with a lawyer who can handle or specializes in wills and digital estates ;)

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Chris Ballard wrote:
On this topic, I'd be interested in knowing how many people are still charter superscribers.

More than 1; less than 400.

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christopher: Opens the way for a Cars RPG, complete with an Ecology Of... line.

sara marie: Cars the RPG would be fun

christopher: Carfinder?

sara marie: strength would be horsepower?
sara marie: lightning's int and wisdom need some work

ashley: i feel like mater would make a good bard
ashley: doesn't add a lot to the game, but has some witty one-liners and can get you out of a tight situation if you're lucky

christopher: As the tow truck, wouldn't he be the cleric?
christopher: I suppose bards can heal, too

ashley: no the mechanic cars would be the clerics
ashley: LUIGI AND GUIDO

tanis: This is the dorkiest conversation I have observed in some time.
tanis: I love it

sara marie: also wouldnt luigi and guido be like the town black smith?
sara marie: selling +1 whitewall tires of speed

sara marie: frank is the barbarian?
ashley: frank would be terrifying when enraged

ashley: fillmore would be the druid because he's a hippy
sara marie: for sarge i'm thinking cavalier

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cort: Fine, shots, coffee, glitter and a defibrillator, everyone happy?

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And now I'm off to go give a newly minted 3 year old the best birthday dinner I possibly can. Cheers!

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My general advice is to contact customer service if you need to ship anything from your sidecart "as soon as possible" instead of waiting for a subscription shipment. The functionality of that button has been confusing customers since it was added due to the way that it handles preorders/backorders and unavailable items. With recent changes to the way our system handles sidecarts and preorders, the simplest and least confusing way to handle requests for moving items out of the sidecart is to contact us and have us move it out.

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ashley: Abadar's Cleric of Starshine

ashley: that sounds too nice

ashley: that doesn't jive with finance

katina: Ashley: DESTROYER OF STARSHINE

ashley: there we go!

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wac wrote:
The con organisers have decided not to offer PFS (or any other supplement to the lottery games) in the middle (afternoon) slot at Paizocon.

I would suggest waiting for the event schedule to be completed and released before determining that we will not have anything scheduled during these times that isn't a lottery event. Historically we've had a variety seminars which are not in the lottery due to the larger room size and I am well aware that having an open PFS slot means that there will be a significant number of gamers looking for things to do during that timeframe.

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cosmo: Last of good coffee is taken.
cosmo: I’ve started a new pot.
cosmo: I call it RovaGut Blaster Blend.
cosmo: I’m sure it will be annihilistically delicious.

liz: Sounds like it’s made of the heat death of the universe
liz: I approve.

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gary: my uncle was allergic to ponies and he played guitar and one day he got bit by a pony and had an epiphany about his epiphone and had to get poked with the epipony

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katina: it's a big shot of magic and friendship RIGHT TO YOUR HEART

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gary: i bet wookies don't like barbecue because it gets in their fur

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Reckless wrote:
I'd take a salaried position as official Paizo bartender in lieu of any board title.

We keep putting in a requisition for a coffee/alcohol cart and it keeps getting denied :(

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redacted 1:
♫What is this feeling, so sudden and new.
I felt it the moment I ate up this food.
My chest is burning...
My stomach's churning...
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame
Does it have a name?
YES!...
Heartburn.
Unadulterated heartburn.♫

redacted 2:
♫POPULAR
they'll make me so popuuuuular
when people eat spicy food
and it's being rude
it is very shrewd to beeeeeeeee
prepared with antacids
like
me♫

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redacted: well, i guess the rest of my afternoon is going to be spend googling 'giant cat'

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christopher: Nothing makes my wallet hurt like the words "A game on your wishlist is on sale!‏"

christopher: Except maybe "Liz Courts has entered the room."

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I plan on putting information up for event submission early next week. The timeframe is going to be short (submissions due by March 2nd).

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sara: how much would it be terrifying to be the construction worker on the scaffodling on the right of the building
sara: looking at the giant pit below the rickety looking scaffold

cosmo: Well... not terribly, actually. Tondu is kind of an ass, but he’s the best OSHA-Mage we have. His Unseen Servants, Floating Disks, and Featherfalls are ALWAYS right where you need them.

cosmo: And even when he misses a step, Kendra the OSHA-Cleric is always at the ready.

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robot chris: well, I’m a robot
robot chris: it could mean anything

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cosmo: so... I’m a reasonable intelligent simian.

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ashley: >.>
ashley: <.<
ashley: that was a loud scream

katina: i did not hear a scream and now i feel like i should be concerned

sonja: Jacobs

katina: he finally summoned a T-rex?

sara marie: is he ok?

sonja: yes, they are talking about [redacted], I think he was telling a story

robot chris: it’s not a good story if it’s not worth yelling

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katina: i'm pretty sure Seoni's tattoos are like the filaments that heat up a car's back windshield

cort: Seoni's Magic Tattoos of Defrosting

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cort: If that's not the case we'll find a way to make it work, there will just be more screaming monkeys.

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redacted: speaking of moonshine and christmas and families

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Consider checking in with local schools, Boys & Girls Clubs and after school programs if they would be interested in donations of gaming materials (books, boxed sets, dice, etc). There are far more underfunded teachers and program directors looking for ways to stretch their budget than we have capacity to help. RPGs encourage math, reading, creative writing and storytelling skills and donating materials helps introduce more young women and girls to the hobby before some of the cultural biases that typically prevent or hinder entry get their hooks in.

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Warehouse is going to be starting printing labels tonight and shipping orders tomorrow!

Cheers and may the subscription shipping odds be ever in your favor.

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robot chris: this pony now a gorgon

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cort: I wanted laser eyes when I got my eye surgery, but the doctor said no.

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robot chris: no need to invent it give me some waffles

katina: ^

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gary: i will invent giant waffle consuming robot
gary: the chances it will finish the giant waffle and go berserk looking for more waffles is pretty remote

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katina: what I learned in an episode of Pokemon last night is that sometimes it's best to not evolve right away

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lissa: Looks like [redacted] can finally have a [redacted] familiar.

ashley: i really really love the cover of the familiar folio.
ashley: also, [REDACTED] FAMILIAR!

ashley: pretty sure they made this just so that we had a hard copy of anti-grar material

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Sara Marie: you want 1/2 a cheese burger?
Sara Marie: its too much food for me to finish

gary: sure!

Sara Marie: its over here if you want it

gary: so far to walk
gary: weak from lack of cheese burger

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Something is really odd here because its telling me 2nd day air is cheaper than ground which is something I have never, ever seen happen. I am actively looking into this.

thanks
sara

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mach1.9pants wrote:
I am also being charged for my subscription items twice. ALso the amount authorised on the card is basically double the cost of the (inflated) order.

The physical components of the 5 bundles you have ordered moved into this order but the base "parent" part of the bundle and the PDF did not. The order was adding the price of the bundle which gets charged when the print portion ships to the total but not including it in the subtotal. I am moving the parent line items to this order so that the prices aren't so confusing.

Something is still a little twitchy with the total and I need Gary's help to look into it tomorrow morning.

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theLegend76 wrote:
No beer. Bad sign. lol

Alcohol is strictly forbidden on Auth Run Airlines. If you're looking for a beer you'll want our PaizoCon Air flight 052015.

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You hear a faint noise off in the distance:

Make a Spellcraft check:

DC12::
You recognize the familiar sounds of the grease spell being cast, but whoever is casting it remains a shadowy figure in the mist.

Make a Perception check

DC15: :
You hear the faint grinding of rusty gears turning slowly.

Make a Knowledge Local check:

DC25: :
Your contacts on the inside at Paizo whisper that something is coming Soon™. Something related to PaizoCon.

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sharaya: I recommend trying the quarter in the coke machine analogy

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