Meaning, roughly 75% of the time, the answer is "yes."
And another 20% of the time, the answer is 'Kinda'.
Wes: That's what I would do. It's like 1-800-TANK-TANK-TANK.
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RobotChris : just lemme know what you want
Christopher: No, no, no. Robot, the correct answer is "pretty difficult, but I'll see what I can do." Be Scotty, not Laforge.
RobotChris: but... that's a lie?
Liz: Always use the Scotty Principle when making time estimates.
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sara marie: and how hard is it to put in picture [into an email]
robot chris: easy peasy
robot chris: just lemme know what you want
christopher: No, no, no. Robot, the correct answer is "pretty difficult, but I'll see what I can do." Be Scotty, not Laforge.
robot chris: but... that's a lie?
liz: Always use the Scotty Principle when making time estimates.
sara marie: lets put this picture down by the bottom
robot chris: okay, did you want the logo near the top also?
christopher: See if you can work a Pusheen gif in there, too.
liz: I recommend this one
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ahhh procrastination: is
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gary: does the optimal solution involve firing anything into the sun?
gary: or rather, i should rephrase: how many things do we get to fire into the sun as part of the optimal solution?
gary: because i like it when the number of things we fire into the sun as part of any solution is greater than zero
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CS Erik omg, I thought you were cosmo in chat
CS Erik because of the picture hes using
Me HAHAHAHA
Me YES
Me OUR ASSIMILATION IS COMPLETE
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Katina: That gifs makes me uncomfortable because I can't tell if he's washing his hands of [redacted]
Me: was that supposed to be OR?
Me: I feel like that sentence works either way
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there any problem you can't solve?
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Meh.
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Katina : You're the chosen one...
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Katina : You're the chosen one...The level of amusement stemming from this greatly depends on who she's whispering this to...
The next doughnut to be eaten? The next cave raptor to be awoken from the clone tanks? Puppet Wes Schneider?
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The next doughnut to be eaten? The next cave raptor to be awoken from the clone tanks? Puppet Wes Schneider?Katina : You're the chosen one...The level of amusement stemming from this greatly depends on who she's whispering this to...
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The next doughnut to be eaten? The next cave raptor to be awoken from the clone tanks? Puppet Wes Schneider?Katina : You're the chosen one...The level of amusement stemming from this greatly depends on who she's whispering this to...
This is the most uncomfortable I've been since the last time Mark was in my office.
And yet... it seems somehow so right.
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robot chris: SECRET AREAS THAT LEAD TO SECRET AREAS
robot chris: it's like secret-area-ception
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Secret Tunnel!robot chris: SECRET AREAS THAT LEAD TO SECRET AREAS
robot chris: it's like secret-area-ception
I want the next season of Legend of Korra. They're taking too long. ;)
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Liz: Get that lich a phylactery!
Liz: Liches love phylacteries.
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Mr. Welch says the demilich only falls for the bag of holding trick once.
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Katina We are going to be just like Dr. Dre!
Me ... our album is going to come out in like 10 years?
Me ... we're going to make lots of dollars?
Me ... we'll hang out with Snoop?
Me you gotta be more specific here
Ashley we can remind everyone that they forgot about us?
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WHAT
YOU THINK I SOLD THEM ALL?
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CS Erik: I'm just playing that bar scene from inglorious basterds over and over in my head
Sara Marie: omg that movie
i had no idea what it was about when i picked it
but it had a german helmet on the cover and a baseball bat
so i thought maybe a heartwarming tale of POWs playing baseball
and surviving the war
CS Erik: hahaha oh dear
Sara Marie: it was not.
Jimmy "Aldo" Dugan: {hefting bat} There's no crying in baseball!
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Sonja: I love how your playlist just went from "Les Toreadors" to "Master of Puppets."
Christopher: Grab some deus while you're up. The machine's out.
est vacuas machina? :(
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Tanis "bathing in cheeto dust"