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step A: acquire a date
step 2: confirm you have the correct date: the food, not a potential relationship partner, though to each their own you filthy animals
step D: stuff date with goat cheese
step 4: wrapped stuffed date in bacon
step 5: repeat with each date
step 5: bake 5 minutes
dubstep 6: rotate dates
step 7: bake 5 more minutes or until bacon is crispy
step 8: let them sit for a few minutes on a paper towel
step $: consume them like locusts falling upon a bountiful harvest
step 10: loathe yourself when you wake up from your blissful food coma
gary: "this ship is powered by handwavery, but that much is going to cause a containment breach!!"
OK, now I'm picturing Mr. Scott and the entire Engineering crew performing some mathematically-choreographed Bob Fosse + Martha Graham routine with lots of jazz hands to stabilize the handwavium crystals.
christopher: Sorry, I had to use parts from the core ejector to fix the coffee machine.
Now all I can think of is the scene in Mote in God's Eye where the engineer uses parts of the coffee machine to replace a broken bit of the ship after a firefight, and it warned the crew may mutiny if he doesn't get them coffee.
step A: acquire a date
step 2: confirm you have the correct date: the food, not a potential relationship partner, though to each their own you filthy animals
step D: stuff date with goat cheese
step 4: wrapped stuffed date in bacon
step 5: repeat with each date
step 5: bake 5 minutes
dubstep 6: rotate dates
step 7: bake 5 more minutes or until bacon is crispy
step 8: let them sit for a few minutes on a paper towel
step $: consume them like locusts falling upon a bountiful harvest
step 10: loathe yourself when you wake up from your blissful food coma
Bake at what temperature?
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Bake at what temperature?step A: acquire a date
step 2: confirm you have the correct date: the food, not a potential relationship partner, though to each their own you filthy animals
step D: stuff date with goat cheese
step 4: wrapped stuffed date in bacon
step 5: repeat with each date
step 5: bake 5 minutes
dubstep 6: rotate dates
step 7: bake 5 more minutes or until bacon is crispy
step 8: let them sit for a few minutes on a paper towel
step $: consume them like locusts falling upon a bountiful harvest
step 10: loathe yourself when you wake up from your blissful food coma
400 degrees if you are using actual dates, I don't know the temperature for the alternative
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Wes: That's how you get crotch locusts.
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Wes: That's how you get crotch locusts.
My first soda (Dr. Pepper!) in months and I happen to be drinking it while reading this quote. Mah noes, ib burns!
Wes: That's how you get crotch locusts.
Maybe you should see a doctor cleric about that...
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400 degrees if you are using actual dates, I don't know the temperature for the alternativeBake at what temperature?step A: acquire a date
step 2: confirm you have the correct date: the food, not a potential relationship partner, though to each their own you filthy animals
step D: stuff date with goat cheese
step 4: wrapped stuffed date in bacon
step 5: repeat with each date
step 5: bake 5 minutes
dubstep 6: rotate dates
step 7: bake 5 more minutes or until bacon is crispy
step 8: let them sit for a few minutes on a paper towel
step $: consume them like locusts falling upon a bountiful harvest
step 10: loathe yourself when you wake up from your blissful food coma
Do you need to vary the temperature if your date is a Tuesday rather than a Wednesday? or only by month? Do Mondays require walnuts?
Wes: That's how you get crotch locusts.Poor Areelu.
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Wes: That's how you get crotch locusts.
"Where's that buzzing coming from? Is your phone on vibrate or something?"
"...not exactly."
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Wes: That's how you get crotch locusts.
"So you see, Officer, that's why I'm smearing my groin with honey - I'm making a trap for Prophets"
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Katina Dear Cheez-Its single-serving cup,
Katina It's cute that you come with a resealable lid.
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Katina Dear Cheez-Its single-serving cup,
Katina It's cute that you come with a resealable lid.
In my experience, any size container Cheez-its is single-serving.
In my experience, any size container Cheez-its is single-serving.Katina Dear Cheez-Its single-serving cup,
Katina It's cute that you come with a resealable lid.
Same. Especially those spicy Tabasco ones.
Wes: That's how you get crotch locusts."So you see, Officer, that's why I'm smearing my groin with honey - I'm making a trap for Prophets"
** spoiler omitted **
I'm suddenly and horrifyingly reminded of Laughing Target D:
Wes: That's how you get crotch locusts."So you see, Officer, that's why I'm smearing my groin with honey - I'm making a trap for Prophets"
** spoiler omitted **
Certsinly a novel way of girding one's loins.
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money chris: ...Is ice cream valid coffee creamer?
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christopher: life would be easier with a Ctrl-Z
crystal: Heh. I would ABUSE that
You're not the only one, Crystal...
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Katina: The epic backstory of the Hamburglar
In a world...
Where time is money...Money is power...
Power is Hamburgers...
And Hamburgers are knowledge...
One man...
Stands alone...
Prepare yourself...
For...
Summer 2014
make sure you do not clone the clone
because then you will just have a bunch of money chris clones running around all like HI STEVE
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money chris: ...Well, if we're ordering up clones from the factory...
money chris: two pleasecosmo:
money chris: I think you're more likely to get a murder ray out of Christopher
Those are kind of opposites. Cloning makes more of a person, murder makes less.
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Those are kind of opposites. Cloning makes more of a person, murder makes less.money chris: ...Well, if we're ordering up clones from the factory...
money chris: two pleasecosmo:
money chris: I think you're more likely to get a murder ray out of Christopher
You need murder ray to ensure the Cosmo Clones don't get out of hand. Smart people would build the murder ray first, so you never have the problem in the first place.
Software Developer
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money chris: ...Well, if we're ordering up clones from the factory...
money chris: two pleasecosmo:
money chris: I think you're more likely to get a murder ray out of Christopher
Murder rays require Hellstone and the last time I hiked down to pick some up, Asmodeus kept calling me for weeks. Dude is seriously needy.
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If you don't start answering his calls, he's going to refer you to his soul collection agency.
Murder rays require Hellstone and the last time I hiked down to pick some up, Asmodeus kept calling me for weeks. Dude is seriously needy.money chris: ...Well, if we're ordering up clones from the factory...
money chris: two pleasecosmo:
money chris: I think you're more likely to get a murder ray out of Christopher
Might know a guy who can get ya what ya need without the complications. If I don't, I def'nitly know a guy who knows a guy.
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Either that or start crashing your parties or turning up on the lawn at 3:00 AM. Dude does not understand boundaries.
"Everything is mine" are entirely accurate boundries, as far as he is concerned.
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Sara Marie: customer service does not negotiate with terrorists.
Christopher: Editorial doesn't negotiate with errorists.
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Sara Marie: customer service does not negotiate with terrorists.
Christopher: Editorial doesn't negotiate with errorists.
Well if Customer Service won't negotiate with terrorists, can we find some other service who will?
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You know, when you put the above three posts together... it brings very disgusting images to mind.
I blame Cosmo.
