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Marxist Semantomancy (Groucho)
Customer Service Harpy
Born at an early age, I was released into the world as the progeny of two people who were never passionate enough about any topic to read a book.
Now nearly thirty, I'm trying to use my powers as a Customer Service Harpy to make people happy so that they give me money and put me in charge of stuff until I have enough to-
Sorry, I got distracted. I write stuff, but I never seem to finish any of it.