Luke, I am your president.
N00000...that's unpossible!
Clearly I'm the best out of all of you.
Darth BehemothI just hate Sith that take levels in bard...
** spoiler omitted **
I'm impressed, Spanky. I approve of this.
recognizes a foul stench as he is brought onboard
*begins spinning around the curtained room with a broomstick taped to two flashlights, humming the theme from Phantom Menace*
considers biting someone so we can rule the galaxy as Father and Spawn
considers biting someone so we can rule the galaxy as Father and Spawn
Does anyone still read spawn? God, what a whiney, emo, jerk. Plus, lightsabers are much cooler than a cape full of chains.
Plus, his movie SUCKED!
So this is where all the cool people hang out...
*starts tuning his mandolin*
considers biting someone so we can rule the galaxy as Father and SpawnDoes anyone still read spawn? God, what a whiney, emo, jerk. Plus, lightsabers are much cooler than a cape full of chains.
Plus, his movie SUCKED!
My movies, they shall RULE the galaxy.
There is only One sith.
does not recall anyone named Darth One
I'm only called Darth one when I wear the respirator
no longer needs to breath, menacingly or otherwise
Before the Darth, they went by...."Pier"...
Mwuhahahahahaha!!!
The ranks of the Sith grow as does my hunger for roast beef!!!
looks at Darth Viscoun
Ummm is that an anti-scratch collar...?
Like a bridge over troubled water...
Would that be the 69th st bridge?
Peaches!
None of you are better than me, I am the best out of all of you.
shuffles menacingly
shuffles menacingly
flaps menacingly
shuffles menacinglyflaps menacingly
sings menacingly
That's music to my ears.
ear falls off
Heya, did you guys here that they're gonna put Chewbacca in the Clone Wars finally? Shuh, why do they, like, even bother. Wookiees can't even be Jedi, therefore they can't be Sith, therefore they're not cool.
QED b+&#&es!
I still hold that the reason the Sith fought the Jedi was to eliminate the competition.
Jedi:
abducted force sensative children and made them cut off all contact from their family.
Used mind control when diplomacy failed
Lied, cheated, stole.
Apparently had a cut off age, but never explained what happened to other children who were too old.
Served as judge, jury, and executioner.
And that's just in the prequels.
And don't forget...
Never kill...but it is ok to main somebody and let them continue to live in agony...or get corrupting cybernetics....but Don't kill people.
Who ever said the jedi are good lied...they are more neutral...if not evil in their own right.
Jedi can't be evil! That's our baliwick!
Jedi can't be evil! That's our baliwick!
Evil is like Stupid: there's plenty to go around for everyone.
Jedi can't be evil! That's our baliwick!Evil is like Stupid: there's plenty to go around for everyone.
You seem to be familiar with this concept. Do you have any literature I could pass out?
You seem to be familiar with this concept. Do you have any literature I could pass out?Jedi can't be evil! That's our baliwick!Evil is like Stupid: there's plenty to go around for everyone.
{drools with glassy-eyed gaze} Durrrrrrrrrrr?
Still, wookiees are cooler than ewoks.
Still, wookiees are cooler than ewoks.
But they take three times as long to marinade, and even then are not as tasty when slow-BBQed.
Still, wookiees are cooler than ewoks.
Everything's better with wookies!
Is this the Star Wars convention? I need to get Jar Jar's autograph!
Is this the Star Wars convention? I need to get Jar Jar's autograph!
Force chokes
Star Wars fans isa da craziest peeples!
Is this the Star Wars convention? I need to get Jar Jar's autograph!Force chokes
Phantom... Menace... was awesome... {dies}
Star Wars fans isa da craziest peeples!
even more Force chokes
Is this the Star Wars convention? I need to get Jar Jar's autograph!Force chokes
Oh, never mind.
!!!
I'm still trying to learn force lightning. I tried so hard last night I s@!&... I mean nearly s@#& in my pants.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
You know what true Sith need? More cussing. They don't cuss enough. Darth Maul's original text was nothing but a string of profanities that ended up getting cut from the Phantom Menace.
I know it's true. Lucas came to my high school and told me.
I'm still trying to learn force lightning. I tried so hard last night I s$#@... I mean nearly s+$* in my pants.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
You know what true Sith need? More cussing. They don't cuss enough. Darth Maul's original text was nothing but a string of profanities that ended up getting cut from the Phantom Menace.
I know it's true. Lucas came to my high school and told me.
That is utter and total b&^^%#!!
That is utter and total b&^^%#!!I'm still trying to learn force lightning. I tried so hard last night I s$#@... I mean nearly s+$* in my pants.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
You know what true Sith need? More cussing. They don't cuss enough. Darth Maul's original text was nothing but a string of profanities that ended up getting cut from the Phantom Menace.
I know it's true. Lucas came to my high school and told me.
YOU CAN'T PROVE IT IS A LIE!!!!
That is utter and total b&^^%#!!I'm still trying to learn force lightning. I tried so hard last night I s$#@... I mean nearly s+$* in my pants.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
You know what true Sith need? More cussing. They don't cuss enough. Darth Maul's original text was nothing but a string of profanities that ended up getting cut from the Phantom Menace.
I know it's true. Lucas came to my high school and told me.
YOU CAN'T PROVE IT IS A LIE!!!!
Muther f&^#%%$ F#$^$#, and your little dog too!!
Muther f&^#%%$ F#$^$#, and your little dog too!!That is utter and total b&^^%#!!I'm still trying to learn force lightning. I tried so hard last night I s$#@... I mean nearly s+$* in my pants.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
You know what true Sith need? More cussing. They don't cuss enough. Darth Maul's original text was nothing but a string of profanities that ended up getting cut from the Phantom Menace.
I know it's true. Lucas came to my high school and told me.
YOU CAN'T PROVE IT IS A LIE!!!!
Damn, you sound just like Nicole Richie!