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Darth Tyler Do'urden: Fanboy wrote:
Darth Knight wrote:
Darth Tyler Do'urden: Fanboy wrote:
Darth Knight wrote:
Darth Tyler Do'urden: Fanboy wrote:

I'm still trying to learn force lightning. I tried so hard last night I s$#@... I mean nearly s+$* in my pants.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

You know what true Sith need? More cussing. They don't cuss enough. Darth Maul's original text was nothing but a string of profanities that ended up getting cut from the Phantom Menace.

I know it's true. Lucas came to my high school and told me.

That is utter and total b&^^%#!!

YOU CAN'T PROVE IT IS A LIE!!!!

I wonder if anyone else sees the irony in this back-and-forth

Muther f&^#%%$ F#$^$#, and your little dog too!!
Damn, you sound just like Nicole Richie!

She got married she isn't Nichole fr#^%ing Ritchie anymore.


Darth Knight wrote:
Darth Tyler Do'urden: Fanboy wrote:
Darth Knight wrote:
Darth Tyler Do'urden: Fanboy wrote:
Darth Knight wrote:
Darth Tyler Do'urden: Fanboy wrote:

I'm still trying to learn force lightning. I tried so hard last night I s$#@... I mean nearly s+$* in my pants.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

You know what true Sith need? More cussing. They don't cuss enough. Darth Maul's original text was nothing but a string of profanities that ended up getting cut from the Phantom Menace.

I know it's true. Lucas came to my high school and told me.

That is utter and total b&^^%#!!

YOU CAN'T PROVE IT IS A LIE!!!!

I wonder if anyone else sees the irony in this back-and-forth

Muther f&^#%%$ F#$^$#, and your little dog too!!
Damn, you sound just like Nicole Richie!
She got married she isn't Nichole fr#^%ing Ritchie anymore.

Oh, congratulations... Nicole. How is Paris? Did she evolve into Parasect yet?


Darth Tyler Do'urden: Fanboy wrote:
Darth Knight wrote:
Darth Tyler Do'urden: Fanboy wrote:
Darth Knight wrote:
Darth Tyler Do'urden: Fanboy wrote:
Darth Knight wrote:
Darth Tyler Do'urden: Fanboy wrote:

I'm still trying to learn force lightning. I tried so hard last night I s$#@... I mean nearly s+$* in my pants.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

You know what true Sith need? More cussing. They don't cuss enough. Darth Maul's original text was nothing but a string of profanities that ended up getting cut from the Phantom Menace.

I know it's true. Lucas came to my high school and told me.

That is utter and total b&^^%#!!

YOU CAN'T PROVE IT IS A LIE!!!!

I wonder if anyone else sees the irony in this back-and-forth

Muther f&^#%%$ F#$^$#, and your little dog too!!
Damn, you sound just like Nicole Richie!
She got married she isn't Nichole fr#^%ing Ritchie anymore.
Oh, congratulations... Nicole. How is Paris? Did she evolve into Parasect yet?

I Don't KNOW, I am not Nichole fr#^%ing Ritchie, and I can't stand her freaky little partner Paris either. She needs to eat more and get a girls name. Rich little F#$%%#$% waste of humanity. EAT A STEAK WHY DON"T YOU!!


Force Choke III: This Time, It's Personal


Darth Zombeh wrote:
Force Choke III: This Time, It's Personal

Charles Bronson is a lithuanian-tartar! That's so cool. Darth Bronson would be an awesome name for a Sith.


Darth Jack Deth ~ For a Sith of any significant ability death is nothing more than a metaphysical inconvenience.~

Learned all I know from him. He is no longer inconvenienced by the way.


Darth Tyler Do'urden: Fanboy wrote:
Darth Zombeh wrote:
Force Choke III: This Time, It's Personal
Charles Bronson is a lithuanian-tartar! That's so cool. Darth Bronson would be an awesome name for a Sith.

Pretty sure this is too


Girls can be Sith Lords, too!

*ignites pink lightsaber*

Bzzzzzzzzzz! Whoooozzzzh!

Dark Archive

Darth Barbie!!1! wrote:

Girls can be Sith Lords, too!

*ignites pink lightsaber*

Bzzzzzzzzzz! Whoooozzzzh!

~force chokes the bimbo~


Darth Draconis wrote:
Darth Barbie!!1! wrote:

Girls can be Sith Lords, too!

*ignites pink lightsaber*

Bzzzzzzzzzz! Whoooozzzzh!

~force chokes the bimbo~

Back off my kool-aid!

*force slams DD's nethers*


I am won't to destroy you all for your insolent breaking of rule #1 & #2.

But I'm Pacifist Sithicus.


Force lightening


Darth Zombeh wrote:
Force lightening

Force soft rock


Darth Draconis wrote:
Darth Barbie!!1! wrote:

Girls can be Sith Lords, too!

*ignites pink lightsaber*

Bzzzzzzzzzz! Whoooozzzzh!

~force chokes the bimbo~

Force Pink Paint!

Force paints the dragon's nails bright pink


Maybe I could get those Kamino folks to clone me an endless supply of brainnnnnnnnsssssss.....


Force Badassness, now bow down in worship!

Dark Archive

Darth Barbie!!1! wrote:
Darth Draconis wrote:
Darth Barbie!!1! wrote:

Girls can be Sith Lords, too!

*ignites pink lightsaber*

Bzzzzzzzzzz! Whoooozzzzh!

~force chokes the bimbo~

Force Pink Paint!

Force paints the dragon's nails bright pink

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! ~runs away screaming like a little girl~


You probably should all start bowing down to my magnificance.


Darth Malice wrote:
You probably should all start bowing down to my magnificance.

BLOOOOORRRRRTCH!

Oh sorry, I thought you said to "blow chunks at" your magnificence.

Also, you have a little on your boots.


Darth Malice wrote:
You probably should all start bowing down to my magnificance.

I'm constantly bowed down due to my magnificence.


Darth Tyler Do'urden: Fanboy wrote:
Darth Malice wrote:
You probably should all start bowing down to my magnificance.
I'm constantly bowed down due to my magnificence.

Here I just thought you kept dropping the soap all the time.


Force Health Care


Darth Knight wrote:
Darth Tyler Do'urden: Fanboy wrote:
Darth Malice wrote:
You probably should all start bowing down to my magnificance.
I'm constantly bowed down due to my magnificence.
Here I just thought you kept dropping the soap all the time.

It is slippery... wait a second!!!


Force shuffle


Force of chew lie


{Force Unleaded on DVDiesel}


Force brainnnnnnsssss....

Dark Archive

The final remnants of the Gish Order have been swept away. Now I am the Magus.


Zerth Vader wrote:
The final remnants of the Gish Order have been swept away. Now I am the Magus.

NO! I AM MARY SUE-, er, MAGUS!


Zerth Vader wrote:
The final remnants of the Gish Order have been swept away. Now I am the Magus.

Liar! I will become a Gish. Like my father before me!


*spins around, making buzzing- and whooshing-sounds*


Force shamble


Force laughter


Force Harrowing


Force fun!


Force Roofies


Force Mellow


Force may make hypocrites, but it can never make converts.


Philosoraptor wrote:
Force may make hypocrites, but it can never make converts.

I offer the following counter-point.

Force Choke


Force Nut-Tapping


Force Batarang upside the head.


Force Numa Numa


Force Thriller Dance


{Force immovable object}


{Force irresistable force}


Force More Years!


Hook 'em while they're young!

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