Darth Mao's page

Finally, this academic station's powers of destruction are Fully Operational!

JEDI ARE IMPERIALISTS!

We Sith deal in absolutes! Genocide is always evil!

Id Vicious wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

Nothing can stop me from enjoying FREEDOM once again... oh wait. I'm going to the US. You guys don't do that freedom thing anymore, do you.

Why are you not going to be in China? I missed this one.

I can't stand the pollution. I can't stand the contaminated food. The internet restrictions are worsening weekly, and I work online, so that about does it for me.

No, tell me what you really think about the place. Don't hold back.

Don't get me started.

I will say that Paizo getting onto the Great Firewall's block list (and my hacking through it) speaks quite loudly of the greatest failures of Chinese policy: pointless and ineffective censorship.

It was this avatar right? Or one of the times I said Mao was worse than Hitler or Stalin? Or the time I said I wished I could got back to his life time, roast him alive, carve him up, and feed the bits on really long tooth picks to Chinese alligators?

Still, wookiees are cooler than ewoks.

There's a bunch of paper tigers in this thread, and I'm going to shred them.

You WISH!

Western imperialist boobs!

Blitz the paper tigers! And the electronic ones too!

Lindisty wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Lindisty wrote:

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

Hello Lindisity <Hannibel Lecter>

Welcome to Fawtl, feel free to kick your shoes off and enjoy the festivites. We do have certain rules in our little corner of the boards though, No Politics, No Religion, And we do flirt and play, sometimes crudely, We take no offense here.

Care to throw your hat in with us? :)

EDIT: And the Lady Solnes would like to remind everyone that she has temporarily resended our Football ban, unless you're a Steelers fan. ;)

Hope you don't mind. :)

Rules noted. Dunno that I'll be a regular in this one, but I read when I have time, and may throw a post up occasionally.

Don't mind at all, m'dear. Everyone is welcome here. :D

And on another note, I always have a flashlight on my belt. :)

Thank you.

So... we could have flashlight-sabre duels if we ever met? ;)

You will rue the day you challenged me!! :P

Mmm... my kind of Tiger Mother!

Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

Fly Eagles Fly, On The Road To Victory.

Fight Eagles Fight, Score A Touchdown 1-2-3.

Hit 'Em Low.
Hit 'Em High.
And We'll Watch Our Eagles Fly.

Fly Eagles Fly, On The Road To Victory.

E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES!!!

[vader voice]Don't make me destroy you![/vader voice]

Go right ahead: Burn that paper tiger, er, eagle.

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant, when compared to the power of the Marx.

Ghosts are the paper tigers of this imperialistic thread.
You do not understand the power of the Commie Side.

Urizen wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

This place is for all those who couldn't make it to PaizoCon this year. We hope everyone has fun there, but in the mean time lets just try to keep from sinking.

So...we are plotting revenge on all those going, right?

I mean, Hugo has had it coming for a looong time! Damn butterfrogs!
*sharpens rusty knives*
;-)

I am. Pettiness is my middle name.

I thought it was Hussein?

No, I think that's Urizen's.

Can't be; I drive only left of center.

My bad. It has to be Mao then.

I'm of too much consequence to be petty! You shall not reduce me to a paper tiger such as yourself!

The Capitalist Rebels are paper space-tigers.

Feel the power of the Party!

Ma-ma-ma-MAO!

The capitalist-imperialist pigs are shivering in their boots!

I'm going to RAGE for no good REASON!!!

Bah. We didn't need another one of those threads.

I find your pan-editionism disturbing...

Urizen wrote:

That reminds me Kruely .... read an article today that FB is normally banned from access throughout China. You rebel, you. :D

I have a few tricks.

And I'm on to them!!!

Too late Vader realized he was just a pawn of Imperialists. He could have been the Father of the Revolutionary Sith Party, but instead it fell to me.

Moorluck wrote:

lynora wrote:

Ambrosia, thanks for the well wishes.

And Ghostbusters really was as lame as I remembered. Few cute one-liners, and otherwise boring.

How can you not like Ghostbusters? O_o

She's a COMMIE!!!!!!

Who? Who? Is she hot?

Your concepts of "fun" and "antagonism" are so bourgeoisie...

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Nah, I figure it could go wrong somewhere along the line, and I've avoided deleting comments so far on my account.

I try to keep careful with what I post on certain people's walls. Obivously some of you have family on yours or those who may be a bit conservative (not the political kind) visiting it and I try to respect that.

That's good advice for all of us. And on the other hand, someone could be offended from the other side of the aisle, as well. People are experts in being offended these days.

I can't believe you just said that! How bigoted of you, I am SO offended right now!

The party has a use for you, comrade-b+!&+.

When the revolution is over, your capitalistic rebellion will be seen for the paper tiger it really is.

Darth Mao wrote:

KRUELAID:

You must do what you feel is right to the party!

** spoiler omitted **

Hey Mao, they've found your American Idol audition tape.

No, that was Workers of the World Idol. Man, I looked awesome back then. Now I'm more machine than man. An infernally awesome, proletarian revolution machine!

Darth Mao wrote:

KRUELAID:

You must do what you feel is right to the party!

** spoiler omitted **

*clap, clap* The dark side is strong in you, Chairman.

Avvy good?

KRUELAID:

You must do what you feel is right to the party!