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If The Purge was a real thing, most of the violence would probably be caused by rival corporations using private armies to try and kill off the competition. Ah, Shadowrun.
I wonder what would happen if I show up to a game with a Drow Solarian named Drizz't Du'Skywalker. {next in line for airlock} GENIUS!
Much brooding
Indeed. I had expected something like Take a Listen, strange kobolds lyin' in threads distributin' compliments is no basis for a system of civil messageboard esteem. Supreme social popularity derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical koboldic ceremony.
Well, this con is off to a rough start... Ugh. Yeah, hope today is a better day for you (and the other Con'ers.
Wentworth Miller certainly looks like he could be an awesome swordsman/assassin, and thanks to his roles in The Flash we know he can do villains. If you had Miller as Entreri and Idris Elba as Jarlaxle in a buddy/road movie together, would you even need Drizzt and the Companions of the Hall?
The best thing to do before marrying would be to carefully consider what acronym the ultra-hyphenated surname would spell.
All the FaWTLies treat the tryptophan in turkey as drow sleep poison. Or a Jigglypuff song.
But he's a Red Kobold, he'd probably LIKE thatOoh, look, guys, they posted the results on Youtube!Burn the Kobold! I have a spell just for him.
What happens if a jackalwere is bitten by a silverware? Or an underwear?
Ah, she tricked Owen into scribing his signature on her own limb, thus empowering her spell combat touch attack with his own truename to breech his magic wards and defenses. Exxxxxxxxxxxcellent.
Depends whether you crossed the streams by fording or caulking your wagon.
I blame Cosmo that Kretzer has forgotten the First Rule of Miserable Life Club is to share the misery.
What if the succubus has levels in cavalier, and the MBC is her mount? Calculate her Ride checks?
He could wish himself into being a magus. Poof. Now he can cast in armor without needing metamagic rods or the Still Spell feat.
WHat's a beguiler? They're also a very tasty critter when butterflied, stuffed with bacon, butter, and thyme, and then roasted until the skin is crispy and the thigh meat reaches 165 degrees.
gran rey de los ninja is banned for acting like creepy was a bad thing. {stands uncomfortably close}
Mr. Pull My Finger
Hulk upset that Deadpool comic fails the Bechdel Test.
Even in 2012? He may be a bit last year. {wears Tier Last Year t-shirt}
Eats, shoots & leaves.
{Force immovable object}
The final remnants of the Gish Order have been swept away. Now I am the Magus. NO! I AM MARY SUE-, er, MAGUS!
{Force Unleaded on DVDiesel}
You seem to be familiar with this concept. Do you have any literature I could pass out?Jedi can't be evil! That's our baliwick!Evil is like Stupid: there's plenty to go around for everyone. {drools with glassy-eyed gaze} Durrrrrrrrrrr?
Jedi can't be evil! That's our baliwick! Evil is like Stupid: there's plenty to go around for everyone.
You missed a good show. The Sithie Chicks opened for him.
Bah. Sith. Bunch of losers. They're the 13-year-old counter-strike players of the Star Wars universe. "Look at me, I have a scary name! I have this RED lightsabre. It's totally red! And I totally cheat with those Jedi rules. HAHA! Fear me! Please! I'll be your friend!"Says the guy with the clown avatar on the roleplaying website. That's just Age-ist propaganda! Is this where they're holding the Tyler-D'oh!Durden family reunion? WHY WON'T SOMEONE TELL ME WH- oh yeah, First Rule... keep forgetting |
