Tira'Mari-Sue Tyler-D'oh!Durden's page

29 posts. Alias of Ambrosia Slaad.


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gran rey de los nekkid wrote:
If The Purge was a real thing, most of the violence would probably be caused by rival corporations using private armies to try and kill off the competition.

Ah, Shadowrun.

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captain yesterday wrote:
I wonder what would happen if I show up to a game with a Drow Solarian named Drizz't Du'Skywalker.

{next in line for airlock} GENIUS!

Much brooding
Such angst

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Indeed. I had expected something like Take a Penny Compliment, Leave a Penny Compliment, not this.

Listen, strange kobolds lyin' in threads distributin' compliments is no basis for a system of civil messageboard esteem. Supreme social popularity derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical koboldic ceremony.

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Freehold DM wrote:
Well, this con is off to a rough start...

Ugh. Yeah, hope today is a better day for you (and the other Con'ers.

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Tacticslion wrote:
Wentworth Miller certainly looks like he could be an awesome swordsman/assassin, and thanks to his roles in The Flash we know he can do villains.

If you had Miller as Entreri and Idris Elba as Jarlaxle in a buddy/road movie together, would you even need Drizzt and the Companions of the Hall?

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Redbeard the Scruffy wrote:

Anyone else ever wonder what happens when kids given hyphenated last names by parents who can't make up their minds about whose name the kids get themselves have kids with other hyphen kids to said grandkids of the original parties? Do you hyphen all four? Does that continue, so that a few generations into yuppie parents you have kids that have names like the gnomes in Dragonlance?

I mean aside from a child developing a serious complex because their full name (which probably features first names like Taylur or Codi or Jazmynn some garbage like that) takes longer to spell than most sentences?

The best thing to do before marrying would be to carefully consider what acronym the ultra-hyphenated surname would spell.

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All the FaWTLies treat the tryptophan in turkey as drow sleep poison. Or a Jigglypuff song.

JamesCooke wrote:
Wrathgar_The_Warlord wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Ooh, look, guys, they posted the results on Youtube!
Burn the Kobold!
But he's a Red Kobold, he'd probably LIKE that

I have a spell just for him.

What happens if a jackalwere is bitten by a silverware? Or an underwear?

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Ah, she tricked Owen into scribing his signature on her own limb, thus empowering her spell combat touch attack with his own truename to breech his magic wards and defenses. Exxxxxxxxxxxcellent.

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Freehold DM wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
Depends whether you crossed the streams by fording or caulking your wagon.

Amy has a broken leg

You are 2017 miles from California.

> Joss has died of dysentery.

> Marvel's Age of Oregon coming 2018.

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John Kretzer wrote:

Sigh thanks for reminding me.

I Blame Cosmo for a goblin's ability to kick you when you down.

I blame Cosmo that Kretzer has forgotten the First Rule of Miserable Life Club is to share the misery.

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Legowaffles wrote:

Just recently, in the advice forum, someone requested assistance with building. . . A Mighty Battle Cock! For future reference, I feel it necessary to ask. . .

Is the standard result of Grappling a Succubus to be expected when it is a Mighty Battle Cock doing the Grappling?

What if the succubus has levels in cavalier, and the MBC is her mount? Calculate her Ride checks?

He could wish himself into being a magus. Poof. Now he can cast in armor without needing metamagic rods or the Still Spell feat.

lucky7 wrote:
WHat's a beguiler?

They're also a very tasty critter when butterflied, stuffed with bacon, butter, and thyme, and then roasted until the skin is crispy and the thigh meat reaches 165 degrees.

gran rey de los ninja is banned for acting like creepy was a bad thing. {stands uncomfortably close}

Mr. Pull My Finger

Hulk upset that Deadpool comic fails the Bechdel Test.

Don Juan de Doodlebug wrote:
Goblins do it in the street!

Treppa wrote:
Even in 2012? He may be a bit last year.

{wears Tier Last Year t-shirt}

Eats, shoots & leaves.

{Force immovable object}

Zerth Vader wrote:
The final remnants of the Gish Order have been swept away. Now I am the Magus.


{Force Unleaded on DVDiesel}

Darth Zombeh wrote:
Tira'Mari-Sue Tyler-D'oh!Durden wrote:
Darth Zombeh wrote:
Jedi can't be evil! That's our baliwick!
Evil is like Stupid: there's plenty to go around for everyone.
You seem to be familiar with this concept. Do you have any literature I could pass out?

{drools with glassy-eyed gaze} Durrrrrrrrrrr?

Darth Zombeh wrote:
Jedi can't be evil! That's our baliwick!

Evil is like Stupid: there's plenty to go around for everyone.

Matthew Morris wrote:

I just hate Sith that take levels in bard...

** spoiler omitted **

You missed a good show. The Sithie Chicks opened for him.

Darth Tyler Do'urden: Fanboy wrote:
KaeYoss wrote:
Bah. Sith. Bunch of losers. They're the 13-year-old counter-strike players of the Star Wars universe. "Look at me, I have a scary name! I have this RED lightsabre. It's totally red! And I totally cheat with those Jedi rules. HAHA! Fear me! Please! I'll be your friend!"
Says the guy with the clown avatar on the roleplaying website. That's just Age-ist propaganda!

Is this where they're holding the Tyler-D'oh!Durden family reunion?

WHY WON'T SOMEONE TELL ME WH- oh yeah, First Rule... keep forgetting