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*After discovering the 13th postcard was in fact, the 14th postcard (someone's been tampering with the postal service again), and The when viciously tearing out Comte de Malodor's vital organs. Everyone focuses on the 15th postcard, which is entitled "Snow Jokes about the weather!"*

Brrrrrr! It's freezing, Wally fans!

We're in a Winter Wonderland amid a snow filled valley that's run by actual living snowmen! However, a rather nasty blizzard is blowing and ruining the festivities, we've got to take shelter or we'll turn into ice cubes, even the snowmen are having a hard time staying warm!

*The scene depicts a large town, vaguely Christmas themed, and full of snowmen (who are either making the most of festivities or are trying to keep warm.)*

*Wally is safe and sound in one of the buildings, along with the gymnast and Elvis Presley (who is in a separate building). The Count has been "snowmanified" by some snowchildren. The cat is being used like a scarf by one of the snowladies. The knight is stuck in a giant runaway snowball. The mining troll has attempted to dig an underground shelter, only to run a foul of some gophers. The monk of fire is completely frozen in a large block of ice. The genie starting to freeze up, as noted by her "tail". The triceratops is sparring with an inanimate snow sculpture of a T-Rex. The superhero is using his heat vision to thaw out some snowpeople that are also frozen in large blocks of ice. The clown has slipped on some ice, and is about to collide with a small group of very worried snowmen. The wolf is stuck up a tree. The giant is volunteering as a makeshift ski ramp. And, from the previous scene, a sentient pie is engaging in a snowball fight.*

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*With Friday 13th long past, the 13th postcard now has writing on it.*

*The title of the postcard is "Bake's Alive!"*

Get those oven gloves at the ready, Wally fans!

Look at all those bakers, working hard at making all that bread, pies and cakes. Interestingly, some of the baked delights have come alive and are trying to help or are just running about causing havoc. Maybe they should turn down the temperature of their ovens too.

*A giant bakery is depicted, with many bakers busy at work or running around silly. As for the sentient baked goods, they come in all sorts of shapes, sizes, types and colours. Most are trying to help the bakers, but many are just causing trouble.*

*Behind a tower of doughnuts, is Wally. The Count is baking cakes with some other bakers. The cat has stepped in some batter and is leaving a trail of footprints. The knight has stabbed a jam roll with his lance (with the jam roll acting like it's dying). The mining troll is running away from some really hot cross buns. The monk of fire has heated one of the ovens too much and has caused the volcano cakes that were baking to erupt. The genie is trying to assist with the baking, but has got the wrong kind of flour (she's got flower by mistake). The triceratops has stepped on a giant icing gun, and is accidentally covering several bakers in pink icing. The superhero has used his ice breath to cool down some bread rolls, but has turned several bakers and pastries into ice cubes. The clown is flipping cakes upside down (and upside down cakes right-side up). The female gymnast is behind a giant fruit pie. Elvis Presley is atop a music themed cake. The wolf is partially obscured by a giant mixer. From the previous scene, a friendly giant is poking out from behind some mountain sized puddings.*

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*As Schism looks for the win, and Comte de Malodor is still getting his organs harvested (and his mouth is being washed out by his mother), the 12th postcard stops being blank and is entitled "When the Giants Cause A Way!".*

Fe-fi-fo-fum, Wally fans!

It's back to the Land of the Unfriendly Giants, and they're still causing trouble for the littlefolk! That being said, it looks some of the giants are actually trying to be friendly, though they do seem to not realise about some of the damage that they are doing.

*The scene depicts a classic, rural, medieval style, countryside with people in multicoloured medieval style clothing being attacked by many giants. As the giants go about, smashing things, destroying thatched roofs and spinning windmills, the littlefolk are doing their best at fighting back and have deployed simple yet genius contraptions.*

*Wally is meandering among some trees. The Count can be located in the middle of the scene, at the bottom, helping the giants with their game of human chess. The cat has taken refuge in a giant's hat. The knight was trying to help the people, only to be swatted away by one of the giants. The mining troll is being bullied by some of the people, whom are not aware that one of the friendly giants is behind them. The monk of fire is being used as a human lighter by a giant who is trying to cook. The genie has been caught by the wind created by one of the windmills, and is trying not to be blown away. The triceratops is engaged in a serious game of tug of war with an unfriendly giant. The superhero, by comparison, has successfully put a giant's foot in a noose and is lifting him skyward, amid a cheering crowd. The clown is with some people who have managed to trick a giant into getting splashed by water (causing them to laugh at the giant's misfortune). The female gymnast is teaching some of the giants and the littlefolk some exercises, but it's not going well. Elvis Presley is wooing some of the women (both littlefolk and giants) at a show being held at the village castle. And, from the previous scene, one of the wolves can be seen growling at a giant trying to pluck a tree to use as a flower bouquet.*

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*Despite the thread being in a perpetual limbo, 3 postcards are delivered to everyone.*

*So far, only the 11th postcard has writing on it. The 12th and 13th postcards have been magically rendered blank.*

*The 11th postcard is entitled "Fortifying Forestry"!*

Hi-ho, Wally Watchers!

We've returned to the land of the Fighting Foresters, only this time there's no evil black knights causing trouble. As such, the forest women and their woodland animal friends are hard at work making their home safe and beautiful again! They've even got some mud people and enchanted trees to help serve as additional protection. With some new problems showing up, it's going to be much needed!

*The scene is of a magnificent forest, filled with green skinned forest women and different types of woodland animals (including unicorns, blue furred wildcats and yellow-furred wolves with red spots), all busy planting and tending to tree saplings, building fortified structures out of wood and dealing with the occasional (and sometimes lost) intruder.*

*Wally is just behind the leftmost tree hut, near the bottom left corner of the image. The Count is having a conversation with one of the enchanted trees. The cat is (unsurprisingly), with her blue furred kin. The knight is currently getting interrogated, and looking very fearful. The mining troll is among a group of forest women, swinging on some vines. The monk of fire is being cautioned bysome mud people. The genie is floating amid the treetops. The triceratops is with the unicorns, and getting special treatment. The superhero is juggling and smashing boulders. The clown is getting some of the wolves to jump through a hoop. The female gymnast is inside the tree hut that Wally is behind. And, from the previous scene, Elvis Presley (one of them, at least) can be seen walking through the trees in the near background.*

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*After a long period of time, everyone receives an eleventh postcard. It is entitled: "Livin' Las Vegas Loca!"*

What's up, Wally fans?!

I'm at the world's largest casino, and I'll tell you what, this place is brilliant! The lights, the glamour, the entertainment and people all trying their luck on the various games of chance. Personally, I would rather enjoy just taking in the sights, it looks like some of people just don't know how to stop! They must really be having fun trying to win.

*As before, the scene is exactly as described.*

*Wally is among a crowd of people that are playing a dice game. The Count is at a blackjack table, serving as the card dealer. The cat is on the stage, with a couple of men who are performing tricks with their white tigers. The knight can be seen at the bar, having a drink. The mining troll is climbing up a large mountain of coins. The monk of fire is lighting some candles for some people dining (and unwittingly sets a waiter's bottom on fire). The genie is floating by the slot-machines. The triceratops is serving as a ride an slide for the kids (oddly). The superhero is partially behind a crowd of people at a roulette table. The clown is among a small group of people watching a wedding ceremony (being preformed by Elvis Presley, of course). And, from the previous scene, one of the female gymnasts can be seen among a large crowd entering the building.*

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*A tenth postcard is finally delivered to everyone.*

*It is entitled: "Workout at the Gymnasium".*

Pump it up, loyal followers of Wally!

Wow, this gymnasium is so huge and crammed with all sorts of sports games and equipment!

There's people breaking records (quite literally), and it looks like someone's in trouble on the volleyball court!

So, get ready Wally fans, it's time to work up a good sweat!

*The scene is exactly as described.*

*Wally is partially hidden behind some weightlifters. The count is over by the previously mentioned volleyball court (as one of the jurors). The cat is with some golfers that are trying to get a "birdie". The knight has been conscripted into joining a rugby match. The mining troll is trapped by some haphazardly thrown javelins. The monk of fire is (quite literally) burning up the race track. The genie is with a group of people who are looking at a man sized hole in the wall (with her "wispy tail" causing other people to be distracted). The triceratops has crashed through another wall and unwittingly scares a few people. The superhero is effortlessly winning at tug-of-war against several others all by himself. And (from the previous scene) one of the clowns is on a balance beam, juggling balls, amidst some female gymnasts.*

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*After a while, the 9th Wally postcard stops being blank and becomes readable.*

*It is entitled, "Continued Clowning".*

Stamp your hands and clap your feet, Wally followers!

We're back in Clown Town, and the hilarious antics are still going strong! Such funny people, pranks, buildings and objects! Get ready to put on your colourful outfits, big shoes and honk your nose! This part of the adventure is certainly going to leave you grinning and giggling!

*The scene depicts a classic, bright and colourful place with oddly shaped houses (some even look like giant shoes!), twisting and winding roads, cars with goofy faces, and (of course) the entire populace are literally clowns, laughing, playing pranks on each other, and just being silly!*

*Behind a car sticking its tongue out, is Wally. Count Reiner Heydrich is with a small group cheering on some clowns that are literally tap dancing. The cat is with a clown that is holding an umbrella and trying to stay dry. The knight is in a hot air balloon. The mining troll is being juggled by a very surprised clown. The monk of fire is poking his head out from one of the shoe houses. The genie is beside a clown that is tightrope walking (and watching said clown intently). The triceratops is on a road with more goofy cars. And,from the previous scene, one of the superheroes is among a group of clowns throwing pies at each other.*

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Speaking of The Dirty Dangler...

*Everyone is suddenly flooded with lots of backdated letters, thanks to the efforts of The Dirty Dangler, including two postcards from Wally (however, one of the postcards - the more recent of the two - has been magically enchanted to be blank until the previous postcard has been read.)*

*Said previous postcard is entitled "A Real SUPERstore!"*

Shop till you drop, Wally fans!

This superstore is jam-packed with lots of goodies to buy, from bread to to toilet roll, all at really low prices! And, best of all, many superheroes get their shopping from here! Find my friends and I, and I'll see you at the checkout!

*The scene depicts a very large superstore with various superheroes going up and down the aisles, arguing over who saw the product first, and waiting impatiently at the checkouts. The superheroes are nondescript references to the various comic book heroes (for example, one of the shoppers looks like Superman, but with an inverted colour scheme).*

*Wally is, interestingly enough, over by one of the checkouts. Count Reiner Heydrich is in the shop café drinking some tea with various superheroes that look like Batman. The cat is over by the fishmonger section, eating a big fish. The knight can be found amid some shop staff tending to a wet floor (with some even slipping on it). The mining troll is at the gardening area, being mistaken for a garden gnome. The monk of fire is at the frozen section, defrosting some of the food. The genie is at the bakery area, enjoying the smell of fresh bread. And, from the previous scene, a blue coloured triceratops can be seen, poking his head out from behind a large pyramid of baked bean tins.*

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*A postcard entitled "Prehistoric Pandemonium" is delivered to everyone.*

Ooga-booga, Wally fans!

Looks like someone has messed around with the timeline and created a right disaster, here in the past. Dinosaurs interacting with cavemen and other prehistoric animals, I've never seen so many anachronisms! Maybe, after finding everyone, you'll be able to see what caused the trouble and how to fix it.

*The image shows a typical prehistoric landscape, with dinosaurs, cavepeople, ice age beasts, and even a trilobite or two. It just looks like a great big mess!*

*Wally is hidden behind a woolly mammoth, Count Reiner Heydrich is taking part in a contest with some sabre-toothed cats to determine who has the best fangs, the cat is enjoying a nice meaty drumstick, the knight is comparing "armour and weapons" with various herbivorous dinosaurs, the mining troll is in a queue of dinosaurs and cavepeople getting ready to slide down a brontosaurus tail, the monk of fire is showing off the invention of fire to some cavepeople and (from the previous scene) a rose pink coloured female genie is floating in the air with some pterodactylus.*

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*The postcard is entitled "Land of the Genies."*

Hi-de-ho, Wally spotters!

Ever wondered where genies come from? I did, and now I know! Look at how many genies there are: genies of lamps, genies of bottles, even a few genies of jars and pots! It seems that all the people here are trying to get their wishes granted. Hopefully, you won't need a genie to find me and my friends!

*The scene depicts a classic Arabian landscape, with people from different cultures including a few sailors and even medieval nobility are scrambling amongst themselves in order to acquire one of the many genies. The genies (most being male, but there are plenty of female ones) are a wide range of colours and are coming out of all sorts of objects. Most are coming out of lamps (different kinds), but some are coming out of scrolls, rocks and even food!*

*Wally is partially behind a large, blue skinned, male genie of the lamp (shameless reference to Disney Aladdin). Count Reiner Heydrich is amongst a group of men that are enamored with a beautiful, purple coloured, female genie of the bottle. The cat is on a flying carpet. The knight is getting ready to defend himself from a green coloured dragon genie. The mining troll poking his head from one of the top windows of a building. And an invisible monk of fire (from the previous scene) is among some people sitting down with an orange coloured, male genie of the fire.*

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*After a while of everyone talking about GoatToucher University, and The Beandalorian being a complete disaster (especially from a financial point of view), everyone receives a fifth postcard.*

*The postcard is entitled "Monks of Harmony".*

Namaste, Fans of Wally,

I've returned to the "Land of the Battling Monks", only now the invisible Monks of Fire and the - clearly visible - Monks of Water are working together to ensure peace, balance and harmony between the two elements. They've even started to combine them together and create tall mountains and warm pools of healing. Hope you can still find everyone, despite all the steam!

*The scene depicts a rocky, orange coloured landscape with patches of lush foliage (particularly, around the pools of water), and four large holy mounds (one in each corner, with two producing fire - and technically, lava- in the top left and bottom right, and two producing water, in the top right and bottom left), with monks (all of whom, are male) on them praying. The monks of fire are completely invisible, save for the red hooded robes they wear, and the monks of water wear blue hooded robes (but with the hoods down). Also, the monks of fire are able to "shoot" jets of flame from their invisible hands, while the monks of water rely on buckets and simple machinery.*

*Wally is among the greenery of one of the pools, Count Reiner Heydrich is with a group of monks of fire crossing a bridge, the cat is the lap of a monk of water (and being petted), the knight is walking across some boulders in the background, and the mining troll (from the previous scene) is digging out of a tunnel, and unwittingly disrupted a group of both sets of monks.*

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*Not long after Super Slaad? had asked his question, a fourth postcard was sent to everyone*

*The postcard in question, is labelled "Not Mushroom for Trolling through the Mines!"*

Look out, Wally fans! We're underground in a cavernous mine, with some blue skinned trolls, so we'll need some safety gear. The trolls are mining for some delicious multicoloured mushrooms to eat, but it looks like some of the mushrooms want to eat them! Hopefully, between the runaway mine carts, feisty fungi and near cave ins, they'll be home in time for supper!

*The scene depicts a bustling mining operation, with cart tracks crisscrossed over each other, and even couple of drilling machines adding to the chaos. The trolls (which look more like Dwarfs, but with blue skin and pointed ears) are either digging for mushrooms with their pickaxes or fighting/running away from some large and very aggressive fungi.*

*Wally is among a patch of red and white striped mushrooms, Count Reiner Heydrich is hanging upside down (in human form) in one of the tunnels, the cat from the pet shop is on top of one of the trolls' head, and one of King Arthur's knights (from the previous scene) is among some trolls that are trying to climb up a mountain of mushrooms.*

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*A third postcard is delivered to everyone and is entitled "Bookish Bedlam".*

Hey, Wally spotters!

I've got to be quiet right now, because I'm in a massive library! Although, it appears that some of the books are magical and many famous literary characters are literally coming out of the pages! I guess I could be noisy after all!

*The library is indeed very large, with many people reading books. However, some of them are in a panic as many different things are coming out of the books (such as nursery rhyme characters, various literary characters and plenty of wild African animals), even some of the books are alive and causing mayhem!*

*Wally is hidden among many piles of books (reading Where's Wally), Count Reiner Heydrich is beside a bookshelf (on which, sits Humpty Dumpty), being partially obscured by a couple of King Arthur's knights and a cat (from the pet shop) is sitting on a tree branch with some monkeys.*

*Also, somewhere here (and in future scenes) is the mystery traveller.*

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*Everyone receives a postcard entitled "Out in Town."*

Hi again, followers of Wally,

After such a hectic time partying with a vampire and other nasties, I decided to take a more peaceful stroll into the centre of town. However, there's still plenty of chaos happening here; people driving down a one way street (the wrong way), escaped animals from a pet shop and even a fountain statue causing trouble! Hopefully, you will still be able to find me and my friends.

*The scene shows the middle of an old English town, with Wally enjoying a cup of tea at a small café and Count Reiner Heydrich is walking along the path wearing sunglasses and holding a parasol (the scene is set during the day).*

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Dear Uncle GoatToucher,

I'm going on another "Fantastic Journey" through 24 locations, and I was wondering which old ones should I revisit?

And what new locations should I go to?

Yours sincerely,

Where did I leave my belongings?

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*Everyone receives a postcard entitled "Heydrich House Party!"*

Greetings, Wally Watchers, I'm off on another Fantastic Journey to find pieces of star fragments (there's 23 in total).

I'm beginning my journey here, at Heydrich Castle where Count Reiner Heydrich is celebrating his birthday!

Now, I won't be alone on my journey, I'll be joined by my good friends Wenda and Wizard Whitebeard, my dog woof (only his tail can be seen in this location), the dastardly Odlaw and a handful of wanderers. Try to find us in every scene and try and find the star fragments too!

Happy hunting,

Wally.

*The image shows the inside of the castle, where Count Reiner Heydrich is sitting at the head of a long table raising a glass of "red wine" to toast his guests in thanks (though the table can only seat so many, including Wally). The rest of the guests are millling about, partying, being silly and bothering either Pulg's Fairy Bands or Reiner's dragonmaids.*