John Hammond, Jurassic Park CEO's page

Do you have any GoatToucher brand dinosaur exhibit fencing?

It's getting harder and more expensive to open and maintain a dinosaur themed park.

You called?

Come on, everyone, I need to have that triceratops!

Don't any of you want the money I'm offering?!

Depends on the type of organ, and how much money you have.

Excellent, with people capturing the triceratops for me (because anyone will do anything for money) I can focus on stocking the gift shop full of souvenirs, hiring the best chefs for the café and bribing all those who would stop my money making ambitions!