Freehold DM wrote: runs around thread making fire engine noises *Runs around the thread, unwittingly causing fires and devastation.*
*Ruthlessly crushes Pappy Russ underfoot, then, maliciously destroys his Studebaker.*
*Rampages through the thread, trampling AM GOLD to death (but leaving everyone and everything else completely unharmed), bellowing loudly to give a negative opinion of the song that AM GOLD has sung.*
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*Knocks over some electrical equipment, causing a fire to start.*
*Becomes unnecessarily violent, due to being insulted.*
*Gives everyone a baleful glare to show full understanding that the triceratops is aware that Pulg's Fairy Accordion Band is not a female triceratops and that no intimate action was taken.*
*Then gives a loud grunt to show being generally annoyed.*
*Enters a bloodlusted frenzy and bellows angrily.*
*Then proceeds to attack (and kill) Pulg's Fairy Accordion Band.*
*Continues to tear down the place, with Jambi getting excellent footage.*
*After destroying everything, resumes searching for a female triceratops.*
*Is disgruntled by the mating call, being a male triceratops.*
*Begins looking for the rival male, only seeing fairies with accordions instead.*
*Charges through yet again, trampling over 90s Simpsons Referotron in the process.*
*Lowers horns in a sparring fashion.*
*Comes charging by, accidentally killing Sam the Andoran Eagle in the process.*
*Goes charging by, impaling Alek Trebek in the process.*
*Recklessly charges through, despite being asleep on another thread, creating mayhem.*
*Is swiftly chased by some jeeps, the passengers armed with all sorts of firearms.*
*Knocks a couple of jeeps over, accidentally injures a few people in the process.*
*Leaves the thread, still being chased by some jeeps, bellowing loudly.*
*The thread is left destroyed and burning down, but it's mainly the jeeps to blame.*
*Gets an itch on the left side of the head.*
*Starts moving about, while still fast asleep, to scratch the itch.*
*Accidentally impales Bloodfang, when the latter gets to close.*
*Starts snoring really loudly, then lets out a fart.*
*Makes an expression similar to a smile, despite being asleep.*
RAMPAGE! => 100d20 + 40d6 + 782 ⇒ (19, 4, 4, 15, 18, 20, 9, 12, 12, 15, 11, 3, 14, 2, 10, 14, 6, 6, 6, 17, 8, 11, 17, 16, 14, 1, 2, 3, 8, 19, 20, 6, 16, 18, 6, 10, 13, 16, 7, 1, 13, 18, 7, 2, 13, 4, 20, 12, 3, 5, 15, 1, 14, 15, 8, 14, 1, 13, 13, 6, 11, 8, 15, 16, 13, 7, 15, 11, 11, 3, 7, 6, 12, 3, 1, 9, 8, 9, 13, 7, 12, 18, 8, 13, 20, 13, 2, 7, 6, 20, 16, 10, 12, 10, 3, 18, 16, 1, 5, 15) + (4, 4, 6, 1, 4, 6, 4, 3, 6, 2, 4, 5, 5, 5, 1, 4, 6, 6, 3, 1, 6, 1, 2, 4, 4, 3, 3, 5, 3, 1, 3, 3, 5, 6, 4, 3, 5, 6, 3, 3) + 782 = 1971
*Rests peacefully in its deep slumber, despite the noise Vampire Schism is making.*
*After causing widespread devastation, begins to tire out.*
*Huffs and pants, eyes rolling from heat exhaustion.*
*Stands warily, despite the shaking in the legs.*
*Goes berserk upon hearing Schism Spice sing and impales her on horns then shakes her off and crushes her underfoot. And as Pulg's fairies start their own singing, the triceratops bellows in pain and charges through the fairies (trampling on a few of them) onto Vidmaster7's thread and unwittingly sets it ablaze.*
*Charges about even more, increasing in anger, stress and exhaustion.*
*Through the haze of fatigue, destroys various components keeping the forum active.*
*Charges through, trampling/goring/impaling/bashing the next posters.*
*Unwittingly causes destruction on multiple threads on the forum.*
*Causes widespread devastation, due to being confused by the strange surroundings.*
*Gores and tramples The Worst Person Ever, prompting everyone else to cheer happily.*
*Rests peacefully in a glade, eating the delicious greenery.*
*Meanwhile, posters are being set up by an unknown figure promising a large cash sum of money in exchange for the capture of the triceratops (with it also being stated that the triceratops is to be alive and healthy).*
*Awakes on a ledge on the cliff face.*
*Bellows in confusion and pain.*
*Once rested up a bit, finds a small path to climb down the cliff.*
*Becomes startled by all the tiny, blue things running around.*
*Goes even more berserk with fright, charges yet again and gores the next poster.*
*Bellows fiercely before charging into Gremlins from the Kremlin, goring them horribly.*
*Then proceeds to charge at Vampire Schism, impaling her on the horns.*
Gore: 80d6 + 50d10 + 7 ⇒ (5, 4, 6, 1, 3, 5, 2, 1, 1, 2, 5, 5, 4, 3, 4, 5, 3, 5, 6, 6, 1, 4, 2, 3, 4, 3, 6, 6, 3, 1, 2, 4, 1, 6, 1, 5, 2, 5, 6, 6, 3, 4, 1, 6, 5, 2, 4, 4, 3, 6, 1, 6, 6, 3, 6, 2, 3, 4, 6, 3, 4, 2, 2, 1, 4, 5, 3, 2, 6, 3, 5, 3, 4, 1, 2, 6, 6, 2, 3, 2) + (3, 10, 4, 2, 3, 4, 9, 6, 6, 1, 8, 4, 5, 9, 1, 7, 6, 7, 4, 5, 8, 10, 2, 10, 6, 2, 6, 3, 5, 5, 7, 8, 2, 9, 9, 1, 2, 1, 2, 6, 3, 5, 10, 5, 2, 5, 10, 4, 3, 4) + 7 = 557
*Charges on scene yet again, all disoriented and exhausted, bellowing in rage.*
*Lowers head and starts jutting it's horns aggressively.*
Charges about, all lost and confused, causing widespread destruction and goring people who are in the way.
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