Last one to post wins

[Mighty Pogonos]

SHE MAY JOIN POGONOS' LEGION OF CELESTIAL BRIDES.

[Vidmaster7]

Hope you like em short tempered and Irish. (I say that as if short tempered and Irish weren't synonyms.)

[Captain Spalding]

You no good lying piece of !$$T$##@$#^U$#%#%/!
The Irish are the most gentile of people!

[Pulg]

O, we're all off to Dub-a-lin in the green, in the green,
Where the unicorns sparkle in the sun!
Where the kittens purr when you stroke their fur,
And there's always room for tea & buns!

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

Unless GoatToucher gets involved, which he usually does.

[GoatToucher]

I'm always up for tea and buns.

[Partylf Sunev]

*Snub

[Pulg]

GoatToucher wrote:

I'm always up for tea and buns.

A variation on coffee enemas, hey?

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

You'd be the only who'd ever find out. That's right Pulg, we all know about you selling both your children and your wives' body parts to buy all copies of GoatToucher weekly (which, ironically, is too deeply disturbing for even GoatToucher himself).

[Pulg]

This is clearly false. A) Hairballs and bricks can't breed. B) Bricks don't have body parts.

I'm clearly taking the blame for somebody else....

[Comte de Malodor]

Wow, what a centrefold! Who knew that a waffle could get an elk all the way up there?

[Dowager Comtesse de Malodor]

Darling, they're professionals. Don't try that at home.

[Lady Blackmoor]

Mummy, you know perfectly well that you're wasting your breath.

[GoatToucher]

Nosferatu Fester Addams wrote:

too deeply disturbing for even GoatToucher himself.

You're adorable.

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

*Blushes.*

Oh, you're just saying that! But thank you!

*Turns to Pulg.*

You are not an ordinary hairball and your wives' are not ordinary bricks, so anything is possible.

[Malvel, The Dark Wizard]

That's just going to raise a lot of unsettling questions. Still, it could be worse. Vidmaster7 once told me to make him a sub and he rudely fired me! I just don't understand why, it was a magnificent vessel.

[Pulg]

Nosferatu Fester Addams wrote:

*Blushes.*

Oh, you're just saying that! But thank you!

*Turns to Pulg.*

You are not an ordinary hairball and your wives' are not ordinary bricks, so anything is possible.

We're not in Limbo any more, Dorothy.

[Vidmaster7]

I clearly ordered a yellow submarine... a yellow submarine... a yellow submarine... we all live in a ....

[Malvel, The Dark Wizard]

You told me that you were colour blind to all but blue, green and a shade of orange that should never see the light of day. So I painted it in the first two colours so that you can blend in with the water and study whatever underwater life in peace.

[Vidmaster7]

I feel like your recollection of this event and mine are two very different things.

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

Just remember, when a tree falls in the forest, there will always be three stories: yours, mine and the tree's!

[Reiner's Tigerskin Rug]

That joke is not funny.

[Malvel, The Dark Wizard]

Given how no one has posted in a while (and I feel deeply insulted by Vidmaster7) so I shall claim total victory over the thread and I will also deploy six of my beasts to ensure that it stays that way. Now, tremble before their thunderous might, as I present to you: Ferno the Fire Dragon, Trillion the Three Headed Lion, Tusk the Mighty Mammoth, Equinus the Spirit Horse, Murk the Swamp Man and Rokk the Walking Mountain!

[Pulg's Fairy Accordion Band]

Great. here you go, chaps - accompany us on bongos by all means while we squeeze out a 15-minute rendition of 'Tie A Yellow Ribbon'

skwer skwer skwer skwer skwer skwer skwer skwer skwer skwer skwer skwerr skwerrr, etc.

[Scared Table]

*plays dead*

[Reiner's Tigerskin Rug]

*Gives Scared Table a "not funny" look.*

[Scared Table]

*EEP!*

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

*Comes in with a tray full of drinks.*

Alright everyone, I have coke for all of you. I just need somewhere to put them.

*Sees Scared Table playing dead.*

Here we go, darn shame that theres no coasters.

*Places all of the drinks on Scared Table.*

[Scared Table]

NO COASTERS! that's so mean.

[Malvel, The Dark Wizard]

It would seem that you all managed to resist the might of six of my beasts, but let's see if you can handle the 118 beasts I have at my beck and call. I introduce to you:

1 Ferno the Fire Dragon
2 Sepron the Sea Serpent
3 Arcta the Mountain Giant
4 Tagus the Horse-Man
5 Nanook the Snow Monster
6 Epos the Flame Bird
7 Zepha the Monster Squid
8 Claw the Giant Monkey
9 Soltra the Stone Charmer
10 Vipero the Snake Man
11 Arachnid the King of Spiders
12 Trillion the Three-Headed Lion
13 Torgor the Minotaur
14 Skor the Winged Stallion
15 Narga the Sea Monster
16 Kaymon the Gorgon Hound
17 Tusk the Mighty Mammoth
18 Sting the Scorpion Man
19 Nixa the Death-Bringer
20 Equinus the Spirit Horse
21 Rashouk the Cave Troll
22 Luna the Moon Wolf
23 Blaze the Ice Dragon
24 Stealth the Ghost Panther
25 Krabb Master of the Sea
26 Hawkite Arrow of the Air
27 Rokk the Walking Mountain
28 Koldo the Arctic Warrior
29 Trema the Earth Lord
30 Amictus the Bug Queen
31 Komodo the Lizard King
32 Muro the Rat Monster
33 Fang the Bat Fiend
34 Murk the Swamp Man
35 Terra Curse of the Forest
36 Vespick the Wasp Queen
37 Convol the Cold-Blooded Brute
38 Hellion the Fiery Foe
39 Krestor the Crushing Terror
40 Madara the Midnight Warrior
41 Ellik the Lightning Horror
42 Carnivora the Winged Scavenger
43 Balisk the Water Snake
44 Koron the Jaws of Death
45 Hecton the Body Snatcher
46 Torno the Hurricane Dragon
47 Kronus the Clawed Menace
48 Bloodboar the Buried Doom
49 Ursus the Clawed Roar
50 Minos the Demon Bull
51 Koraka the Winged Assassin
52 Silver the Wild Terror
53 Spikefin the Water King
54 Torpix the Twisting Serpent
55 Noctila the Death Owl
56 Shamani the Raging Flame
57 Lustor the Acid Dart
58 Voltrex the Two-Headed Octopus
59 Tecton the Armoured Giant
60 Doomskull the King of Fear
61 Elko Lord of the Sea
62 Tarrok the Blood Spike
63 Brutus the Hound of Horror
64 Flaymar the Scorched Blaze
65 Serpio the Slithering Shadow
66 Tauron the Pounding Fury
67 Solak Scourge of the Sea
68 Kajin the Beast Catcher
69 Issrilla the Creeping Menace
70 Vigrash the Clawed Eagle
71 Mirka the Ice Horse
72 Kama the Faceless Beast
73 Skurik the Forest Demon
74 Targro the Arctic Menace
75 Slivka the Cold-Hearted Curse
76 Linka the Sky Conqueror
77 Vermok the Spiteful Scavenger
78 Koba Ghoul of the Shadows
79 Raffkor the Stampeding Brute
80 Vislak the Slithering Serpent
81 Tikron the Jungle Master
82 Falra the Snow Phoenix
83 Wardok the Sky Terror
84 Xerik the Bone Cruncher
85 Plexor the Raging Reptile
86 Quagos the Armoured Beetle
87 Styro the Snapping Brute
88 Ronak the Toxic Terror
89 Solix the Deadly Swarm
90 Kanis the Shadow Hound
91 Gryph the Feathered Fiend
92 Thoron the Living Storm
93 Okko the Sand Monster
94 Saurex the Silent Creeper
95 Krytor the Blood Bat
96 Soara the Stinging Spectre
97 Drogan the Jungle Menace
98 Karixa the Diamond Warrior
99 Quarg the Stone Dragon
100 Korvax the Sea Dragon
101 Vetrix the Poison Dragon
102 Strytor the Skeleton Dragon
103 Zulok the Winged Spirit
104 Skalix the Snapping Horror
105 Okira the Crusher
106 Rykar the Fire Hound
107 Grymon the Biting Horror
108 Skrar the Night Scavenger
109 Tarantix the Bone Spider
110 Lypida the Shadow Fiend
111 Menox the Sabre-Toothed Terror
112 Larnak the Swarming Menace
113 Jurog Hammer of the Jungle
114 Nersepha the Cursed Siren
115 Querzol the Swamp Monster
116 Krotax the Tusked Destroyer
117 Torka the Sky Snatcher
118 Xerkan the Shape Stealer

Will anything of you (who's not Goattoucher) survive? Probably not.

[Pun-Pun]

Eh I'll be fine.

[Vidmaster7]

That's a lot of beasts.

[Malvel, The Dark Wizard]

Thank you, and there's even more than that.

[Claw, the Giant Monkey]

*Starts viciously pounding on the bongos (causing them to be smashed to pieces), then goes over to Pulg's Fairy Accordion Band and tears their heads off.*

[Pun-Pun]

I've never had stone dragon before. I bet its crunchy. I like crunchy.

[Pun-Pun]

I means sure at first but once you have ascended past them its hard to revere them.

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

But you're a kolbold! You're supposed to revere dragons not eat them! Besides, Malvel'so beasts are bigger than a normal person (with some even bigger than buildings).

[Pulg's Fairy Accordion Band]

Claw, the Giant Monkey wrote:

*Starts viciously pounding on the bongos (causing them to be smashed to pieces), then goes over to Pulg's Fairy Accordion Band and tears their heads off.*

Since when did you need a head to play the accordion?

Right, lads - never mind the bongo player going berserk, we're better off without. 'America The Beautiful', on the count of three.

[Pulgopoulos' Fairy Bouzuki Band]

What about 'Greece the Even Beautifuller'?

[Pulg]

Wait your turn, Demetrious.

[Pun-Pun]

My rely preempted your post. interesting.

[Claw, the Giant Monkey]

*Goes even more berserk and stars ripping all of Pulg's bands to pieces and smashes their instruments.*

[Pulg]

Behave yourself, or it's GoatToucher Island for you!

[Malvel, The Dark Wizard]

He only obeys me and he's doing what he meant to do: attack, harm, kill and destroy things and people.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Don't bother explaining anything, no one here knows anything about Beast Quest and they never will.

[Pulg]

I know plenty about Bongo Quest, though.

[Vidmaster7]

Agreed I don't know beast quest.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock*

*Creeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaak*

Did you miss me?

A Monster Party, is it?
Roll Dem Bones!: 1d118 ⇒ 54 = Torpix the Twisting Serpent!

Oh. Well, this one's not too hard....

*rapid-fires kamikaze baloon-animals down Torpix's maw until it is both too stuffed to Twist quite as well as it normally could, AND it floats away - bybye Torpix!*

Now then, what's a Monster Party without friends...?

[AM TARDIGRADE]

AAAAAAAAAMMMMM TARDIGRADE!!!!!!

AM ROLLING!: 1d118 ⇒ 85 = Plexor the Raging Reptile!

AM TARDIGRADE! OUTLAST, OUTMANEUVER, SUPLEX PLEXOR WITH NEUTRONIUM CLAWS, BLAST AND MESS-WITH WITH MYSTIC POWERS!

THERE.

AM TARDIGRADE! NOW GO DRINK WATER!

[Vidthulu]

*awkwardly stands in corner*

*could be napping*