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Are you guys trying to summon me or something?

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Traitor.

Jealous.

I'm sure you are.

I am no longer locked to the hotel life your reverse psychology effects me naught!

I'm not trying to effect you. I might be trying to affect you...

I'll provect you!

You'll provoke me.

I will evoke you!

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Banjo the Puppet wrote:

I'm sick and tired of hearing about Lovecraftian horror. Can we not get some motherf!$#in' Lovecraftian ROMANCE up in here?!?

It exists but only in animation form..

Cap'n Yesterday, FaWtL Tourism wrote:

Banjo the Puppet wrote:

I'm sick and tired of hearing about Lovecraftian horror. Can we not get some motherf$@@in' Lovecraftian ROMANCE up in here?!?

That's what Pornhub is for.

First off, I prefer to read romance. My imagination is much hotter than what the animators come up with.

Secondly, I specified "romance", and there isn't much romance on the 'Hub.

Romance can be a lot of different things a lot of different cosmic entities.

Kelvin?

That means we have to wake up the boss first and that is a whole ordeal.

I am personally always right.. except about that last statement. (watches as everyone's mind explodes in paradox muahahahhahaha)

Something about someone going mad?

If you are just making up words
Id be careful you might have heard.
Their are those who sleep in old R'lyeh.
If you wake them your doom will not delay.

Well you certainly don't lose your sanity by NOT going to those corners of the internet.

LM, two things to remember.

Those two grocery store dweebs wouldn't know what to do with you if you offered. For one thing, their vocabulary limits their understanding. They'd have no idea you were offering in the first place.

Secondly, you'll always be young to me. And to your husband. Who is one of the Ancient Elders.

So beautiful If I had tear ducts I would be crying. Nothing quite as beautiful as the relationship between a girl and her unspeakable tentacled monstrosity.

The Pulg+Cher story is a dark story that we should try not to get into.

o_O hmmmmmm interesting....

Maybe we need to get less controversial.

You might be a bad GM IF:

(1) You claim to be rolling your dice behind a screen, but all the players can clearly see you do not have any dice.

(2) Your players have a tendency to quit role-playing games forever after one session.

(3) Having multiple players die per session is normal and expected for you. Sometimes their characters die as well.

(4) You consistently arrive more than four hours late without prior warning.

(5) You never read any of the material you are supposedly running.

(6) Most of your sessions are non-interactive and the players do not get a chance to speak.

(7) You hear a constant wailing and gnashing of teeth from the players as they slowly descend into madness.

I see nothing wrong here.

The real test is to your sanity..

I could go for a Yurla-sottoth right about now.

Second Quote of the Day:

"Stop sticking your tongue in things at me!"

I do what I want.

Limeylongears wrote:

In other news, I had a new character to play in 'Call of Cthulhu' last night - a New York private detective.

I thought I could do the accent without too much trouble.

Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.

You should text everything you want to say to Freehold and have him say it over voice chat. He could even ratchet up the black manliness should you need to seduce an otherworldly beauty.

Does that happen in Call of Cthulhu? Is there much boning with the cosmic horrors?

One would certainly hope not.

Really moving along this year fire, tornados, plagues, war. I think we have a meteor scheduled for later this year already. Oh and how could I forget volcano eruptions.

*dreams horrifically*

At least we are both prepared.

It's our own fault really...

Quite! Why do you ask?

ICE NINJA wrote:

In fact if Valeros was Evil he would not kill the grappled enemy and he would let him live and continue his evil deeds to spread the cause of Evil.

Your apocalypse is not my apocalypse. I want to end the world by bringing forth the Great Old Ones. You want to end the world by releasing Rovagug.

Don't get your chocolate in my peanut butter or I'll cut you.

I like her she cray cray.

Sally the camel had 64 humps. Sally was a mutant freak monstrosity from the gamma quadrant.

Makes for a very nice napping spot

I approve of that entrance^ Squelorches is an excellent word and a great way to enter a room.

Yes.

Madness.

Looks like a sanity check to me.

Nekkid Vidmaster7 wrote:

Visit any cornfields or semetarys (that's how the movie spells it darn it!) recently?

Its extra worse if its a nudist cemetery.

How is a nudist cemetery worse? They're all buried anyways.

One word. Necromancy.

He uses the same hair care products as Pulg so I wouldn't expect it to take long.

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

So one of my co-workers B.O. is so bad it lingers for hours afterwards. What is the appropriate response to this?

Hose them down in cold water and scrub them with steel wool.

That does sound like it would work. I'd just prefer not to have to do it myself.

Maybe you could pay captain yesterday to come down and shave them with an angry bear?

I don't think that is exactly how that went but that method certainly would work.

Maybe you could pay an angry bear to shave a skid loader with captain yesterday?

This is becoming progressively more unlikely.

How about this: You get NH to volunteer to convince Freehold to ask Mort to find an angry skid so that captain shaveaday can pay you yesterbear.

Yeah, I think that will work.

Makes perfect sense.

The hard part is the sanity checks.

Triantohername wrote:

Ferlintokezeirquizes wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Applying for a case manager job tonight. I am tired of this place so I'm ready for anything else.

I just wanted to say "Good luck. We're all counting on you."

I can't say your name but your a handsome devil.

It's pronounced just like it's spelled.

Yeah I don't see the problem.

I remember being human... didn't care for it.

I need to know.

*sheds tear* he will be missed. *hums the I love you you love me song*

Yeah that happens around here now. Its letting all sort of strange people in too.

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

You guys are so helpful even Gran cause that does look like something I would like.

I also appreciate the guide is for Americans. Two fold because I will probably like it more and it will be easier to find ingredients I'm sure.

Just be aware, the site I linked you to is British, so if you see odd spellings (or hear them speak all weirdly on the video) you probably aren't going insane.

Or maybe you are...

No I would know If I were going insane when insanity hits me I sprout tentacles and turn purple.

Its true.

TriOmegaZero wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Vehicles with more than a reasonable amount of bumper stickers. They're inevitably all highly political, too.

We call those the Rolling Opinionmobiles. I just finally put unit patches on my back window, five years later. That's the extent of my stickers.

I have a parking permit sticker from the apartment I no longer live in, and a Team Mystic logo. That's all.

I do want to get a "Vote Cthulhu" sticker or something similar one day, but I'm in no hurry.

Because why vote for the lesser evil?

Normal is an illusion.

Has to at least be two nice souls otherwise the heads fight over it.

Alternatively have you tried making some sort of deal with Satan? I've heard those always work out well.

*awkwardly stands in corner*

*could be napping*

They're surprisingly smooth and toned....

*sanity check please*

Its true.

Makes perfect sense to me.

Yup, building the patio, neon yellow shirt, long hair. And shorts, always wearing shorts.

The first one if you pause it when we're building the patio portion at times I'm wearing my Dipper Pine tree hat.

If you find a book with a palm print on the cover let me know I need it for my collection.

He could be losing his mind. >.>