What has been seen can not be unseen.
Story of my life.
Oh i could scar Quiche Lips for life, if i showed him something i came across. It's some serious messed up stuff, let me tell you.
The only thing that can scar me is Garl Glittergold's soufflé recipe.
Yes, but the powdered adamantine gives it a certain zesty zing, doesn't it?
Certainly better than the powdered glass some goblin tribes use
Quiche.....is that so?
*Ominous music playing, slowly closing in to door nr 13*
[In front of room number 13's door]
"Is someone there ?"
[Sinister music continues to play. Children's (?) giggles can be heard in the room behind the door]
* hands TFF a bag of powdered obsidian *
Powered glass is so last century. Try this - it has the same effect plus can easily be mistaken for spices.
Your name. It is... evil.
I like it.
Nope, my name is Waterhammer. You still like it.
My name's Generic Dwarf #112. I have 200 identical siblings.
My name's Pulg. I have over 50 distinct species of flea in my left armpit alone.
EEWWWWWW!!!!!
You're the one to be talking...
Did someone say toast?
Roast it was roast but I can see your confusion
Actually that sounds delicious.
And then, if you add prawns, or haddock, or seaweed, or pebbles, you can have coast-'n'-roast on toast.
Like surf & turf, only it rhymes with 'toast'
pebbles?
Pulg's diet of choice.
Hes a rock-biter eh? are they strong hands pulg? Are they good strong hands?
He does it with his ears.
Now I'm just more confused.
Your beard might need trimming.
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I had ears once I think I lost them.
You did in last Saturday's poker game to me.
Dang, talk about bad luck. Then again when GoatToucher's involved unless you don't have any to begin with you will lose your sanity.
And I got nothing. Hmph.
Well he still has his eyes, limbs, internal organs, and his soul.
There's an awful lot of silky-smooth Vidmaster7 beard to go round, too. Rumour has it that he's selling it off strand by strand to an unscrupulous band of Nepalese sweater manufacturers.
He's gotta do what he's gotta do to pay off his gambling debts.
You just lost it.
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That's nothing, at the poker game on the Saturday before last, Vidmaster7 lost his wife and sister to TFF, his bedroom closet to IHIYC, his pet dog to Poog, his house and other worldly possessions to me and his sanity to GoatToucher!
Just his bedroom Closet? No guest-room Closet, front hall Closet, pantry Closet, linen Closet, none of that?
F$%#in' raw deal....
This conversation got super weird while I was away
Very nice
Somehow, I ended up as one of the stakes, and yet no one won me.
Not sure if I should be insulted or not.
As long as you don't end up as steaks, you should probably be happy.
Somehow, I ended up as one of the stakes, and yet no one won me.
Not sure if I should be insulted or not.
You should be hammered through Nosferatu's heart! Get back there this minute!
While you're bickering, I win. This is a good thing.
hes persistent that one.
I was thinking the same thing about you.