I've been away for 368 posts.
I win.
I haven't.
I win.
This is not that game its a different game.
In advance, happy holidays everyone.
You too Big Red
Excellent! Soon my plan to steal the world's holiday merriment will be complete!
MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARLIE MANSON!!!!
Murray Christmas everyone!
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Murray Christmas is Dame Hannah Kahn's best friend and gentleman caller, I believe.
Who will make the last post of the year, I wonder?
Poog will?
Unlikely
Well I would and all but underneath this beard is just more beard.
Don't worry he will escape but it might be a Close Shave...
Not really. He's the cream of the crop, on the razor's edge of escape artists.
But Skiron's a cut above average too.
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Where's AM BARBER IAN when you want him, eh?
He's on vacation. I'm filling in for him this week.
I bet you never wanted to be a barber. You always wanted to be...
It's been 9 months since I was last here. Does it still work the same?
Yup. You're still not the winner.
You have that in common with waterhammer
Hey, Vidmaster - are those Wins in your beard?
No. No, they are not.
What about the things in your beard Pulg? [Takes a closer look.] Oh. Toast crumbs and bacon bits. Clever. Saving some breakfast for later.
Waterhammer, if it isn't in my "beard", it isn't worth having. Trust me.
Beards for the win! Specifically my beard.
Gonna have to keep my attention up on the razors edge around skiron I see.
I don't want a beard. Perverts.
I give you and everyone else happy new year's wishes instead.
Bottoms up!
*Does the Dance of the Seven Obsidian Razors, followed by the Dance of the Seventeen Bethesda Nostril Hair Trimmers*
Ow.
<only dances to woo and has no interest in wooing right now
Ain't no makin' woopie with the vidmaster7, then?
Thread necromancers revive threads from the dead. What would a thread Frankenstein do?
I can see one in particular - his name starts with C and rhymes with "mosmo".
I still think it would be funny if a Paizo employee came in here, said "I win" and locked the thread.
Don't give them ideas. They might actually do it.
* looks around for a certain Paizo employee *
I think we're ok for now.
That would be amusing.
Maybe, but i'm sure that by the time he/she clicked submit and is 'about to lock' the thread, a couple of us have posted already.
Probably on their next attempts too.
Well, they could always delete the ones after they posted...
... but that's just too evil.
[thinks about hoarding money to bribe a Paizo employee to lock the thread, after a last sublime prose or epic poem describing the unbound glory of the gnome species]
[Thinks about cheesey chips 'n' gravy]