Congratulations on your promotion.
Congratulations on your promotion to Uncle, Teddy!
Should that kid be smoking already at his age?
Thank you, Doctor!
Would you mind holding this for me, please? I need to go butter my cat first.
*Hands bomb back to Dr. Zephyrus Vitruvian, pulls out a cat, and starts buttering it*
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Danger Bear, Danger Bear.
Eating Bees and Honey.
Danger Bear, Danger Bear.
Eating Grubs and Tubers.
Danger Bear, Danger Bear.
Sleeps through the winter.
Danger Bear, Danger Bear.
Pepper spray might drive him away.
Danger Bear, danger Bear.
His claws are not retractable.
Danger Bear, danger Bear.
You can't outrun him.
Danger Bear, Danger Bear.
But you only need to out run your "friend".
Danger Bear, Danger Bear.
Catches salmon from the water.
Danger Bear.
I can't leave you guys alone for to long or you get weird.
Message board troll.. which one is that? They all look like trolls to me.
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They say he walks alone in the tubes of the internet, searching for the argument that will finally kill him and lay him to rest.
He will most likely never find it.
I can't leave you guys alone for to long or you get weird.
"get" weird???
It's nice to know our efforts are appreciated.
Effort?
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Effort?
Yeah, effort! You know, like this! *turns crank that powers windmill that moves toy boat that delivers payload of lit candles that roll down ramp and ignite rocket that travels to Moon that holds alien base that is home for UFO that is sent down to zap Kremlin that sends spies that hack election that installs FUBAR government that deregulates cheese that carries germs that sickens firefighter who goes on hallucination-fueled rampage with fire hose that smashes open POLYBIUS arcade machine that releases imprisoned tormented 20th-level Android Mesmerist that enthralls eccentric candy tycoon that releases Scrumtrulescent candy bar that en-sugar-rushes delivery worker that clumsily drops fragile wooden crate that releases angry turkey onto Jokey's head*
Effort?Yeah, effort! You know, like this! *turns crank that powers windmill that moves toy boat that delivers payload of lit candles that roll down ramp and ignite rocket that travels to Moon that holds alien base that is home for UFO that is sent down to zap Kremlin that sends spies that hack election that installs FUBAR government that deregulates cheese that carries germs that sickens firefighter who goes on hallucination-fueled rampage with fire hose that smashes open POLYBIUS arcade machine that releases imprisoned tormented 20th-level Android Mesmerist that enthralls eccentric candy tycoon that releases Scrumtrulescent candy bar that en-sugar-rushes delivery worker that clumsily drops fragile wooden crate that releases angry turkey onto Jokey's head*
Wow you can come up with that but not reset your email setting in google chrome. mind-blowing...
(Kidding! kidding! just teasing!)
I leave you guys alone for a short while, and it's degraded this much?
We only act out to get attention FF
POOG!!!
(Jumps into the area, dogslicer raised)
Effort?Yeah, effort! You know, like this! *turns crank that powers windmill that moves toy boat that delivers payload of lit candles that roll down ramp and ignite rocket that travels to Moon that holds alien base that is home for UFO that is sent down to zap Kremlin that sends spies that hack election that installs FUBAR government that deregulates cheese that carries germs that sickens firefighter who goes on hallucination-fueled rampage with fire hose that smashes open POLYBIUS arcade machine that releases imprisoned tormented 20th-level Android Mesmerist that enthralls eccentric candy tycoon that releases Scrumtrulescent candy bar that en-sugar-rushes delivery worker that clumsily drops fragile wooden crate that releases angry turkey onto Jokey's head*
I gobbled that one right up!
They say he walks alone in the tubes of the internet, searching for the argument that will finally kill him and lay him to rest.
He will most likely never find it.
OR YA KNOW HE JUST WAITS AROUND FOR SOMEONE TO START A THREAD ON ALIGNMENT, PALADINS, OR SECOND EDITIONS!!!
Paladins ! Bah !
Paladins have never ceased to fall since the first came into existence ages ago.
The conclusion is inescapable : paladins have too large a head for their britches.
Paladins ! Bah !
Paladins have never ceased to fall since the first came into existence ages ago.
The conclusion is inescapable : paladins have too large a head for their britches.
The problem is that britches are a chaotic set of pants; Paladins automatically fall if they wear them.
Now pantaloons on the other hand...
Kilts are where its at only real men wear kilts.
Darn your britches. We all know that skirts are superior. How breezy...
What was I saying?
Now if you excuse me, I'll just eating my decayed, swamp-soaked, ggez.
And yet, Vidmaster7, you and Ventnor wear not britches, nor pantaloons nor even kilts. But rather a striking pair of Bermuda shorts.
To be honest, I'm not even sure how they got there.
I think that was the work of a certain unfunny comedian working with a certain troll.
But Uncle Teddy...
*takes off elaborate mask to reveal Uncle Teddy's face*
... you are an Unfunny Comedian.
* rips Uncle Teddy mask off of Jokey revealing Jokey's real face *
Really, Jokey, a double Scooby Doo? That's something I would expect to see in a really, really, really bad cartoon. I honestly expected more from you.
Not a double Scooby Doo...
*Takes off a Third Mask, revealing I'm Hiding In Your Closet's Face*
A triple Scooby!
Dramatic^
*blushes* aww you so sweet.
Could be worse.
* looks at calendar and notices what day it is *
And I think it will.
Just today itself is worse.
* pulls out Decanter of Endless Booze *
Anyone need a drink?
DON'T KNOW WHY YOU LOSERS ARE COMPLAINING!!! I'VE HAD A GREAT DAY WITH MY GIRLFRIEND!!!! SHE'S FROM CANADA SO YOU WON'T KNOW HER!!! I'D SHOW YOU A PICTURE BUT I DON'T WANT TO MAKE EVERYONE JEALOUS!!!!
o_O *looks for his flame thrower*
*hopes it's explosive whatever it is*
(Watches in anticipation for the BOOM)
I prepared explosive runes today.
I prepared French Canadian bean soup
Hey Message board troll: I think there's a valentine or something in your mailbox....
REALLYA VALENTINE FER ME...ERR I MEAN YEAH COURSE DER IS WOT WIT ME HAVIN A REAL LIVE GIRLFRIEND AND ALL!!!! *opens it. massive explosion. dies*
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*breaks internet in frustration at death of favored troll*
*speaks solemnly*
"There lives on in each of us, a small piece of message board troll"...
*thinks about that*
"Eeew..."
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*looks at internet, looks at watch, looks at time-stamp, looks back at internet*
"huh... I'se brokes that harder than I'se thoughts... Oh, well.. more WIN for me!"