Yes! Everytime I try to find you there... I can't.
I did find a new pair of motorcycle boots. Formas. Krampus must really like me this year.
That so? Krampus just got me a bottle of Rump Ointment. Like he always does.
Krampus chasing down the street.
Do da, do da...
Thrashing every kid he meets.
Oh, da do, da day...
Nigh on three years have I sat beneath a gum tree with no Wi-Fi, thinking I would return and find I would be last to post in this thread, surely forgotten by now, and thus win. Instead, my dreams of glory lay shattered upon the ground, much like a metaphorical equivalent of shattered dreams would.
Oh, look at you, with your fancy internet connectivity, and big words. Go back to your gum-gum tree. This win is mine.
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What a waste of kumquats.
Activate the Jester Beam, Sergeant-Major. Time grows short, and I want some Win with my evening pop-tart.
ORRIGHT, YOU 'ORRIBLE LOT! HMUNGHANUN, HFBBLLR! HHHHHHUUUUNMNGHURUGH! ULK! HNNNGH! YPPHTH!!
Quite
and Quiet.
Quite Quiet in fact.
Quit it!
Que?
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Its quite the quandary should we quell this quirky quota of queasy Quips or continue to Queue this quagmire of quaking quarrelsome quiddities.
This quipsters is quivering for the quick answer to his quandaries.
[Q]
Who quashed my quagga?!
Zzzz...
(Blows the trumpet next to VRMH's ear)
(Blows the trumpet next to VRMH's ear)
I approve this message.
(Blows the trumpet next to VRMH's ear)I approve this message.
I'll take your trumpet and raise you a flugelhorn.
PROO PROO PROO!!!!
[Q]
Followed by [U] ALWAYS!
Followed by [U] ALWAYS!
Which are followed by [EST].
Questing for fame and treasure!
*sneaks in and looks around carefully*
Looks like I win!
Really? Do you really think you've won? I humbly disagree.
GET OUT OF MY MIND!
Although I do admire your steely good looks, sir, my Gary Puckett needn't be WAXED, I assure you.
And thus I have won.
<is immune to voodoo. I made a deal with a frog once.
The frog lied.
*tosses the Vidmaster7 doll into a fire ant anthill*
Fire ants eh. Hope I got strong Ant-ibodies.
Eh everyone's a critic.
Not me - I just test things and point out what's broken. That's not a critic, is it?
*feeds Sissyl doll to a scallop*
Awwwwww that is adorable!
Fire ants eh. Hope I got strong Ant-ibodies.
I just flew outta Hell and boy are my arms tired!
Yes, Hell that was a bad TV show.
Now the actual hell, no way to fly out of.
Then why am I wearing a "I was banished to the Pit of the Damned and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" shirt?
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Because "Pit of the Damned" is the name of the new heavy metal bar in Limbo
Yes, Hell that was a bad TV show.
Now the actual hell, no way to fly out of.
Unless you are a bat, or a meatloaf.
* grabs Jokey, stuffs him in a can, and seals the can *
Here's a good start.
Can't we just... Not open it?
* drops the can containing Jokey into some quick-drying concrete, which lives up to its name and dries, sealing the can in the middle of a rather large block *
Hmmm, what else can we do to keep the can sealed?
Maybe use a seal? But not walruses: that's no good.
Pinguin.
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