He gets a rotary connection, i.e. he has to dial up using one of those old-school telephones, hold Minnie Ripperton up to his ear and say 'Ahoy ahoy, Internet' before he can get logged on
Really? It didn't connect to 1-800-Suicide?
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He gets a rotary connection, i.e. he has to dial up using one of those old-school telephones, hold Minnie Ripperton up to his ear and say 'Ahoy ahoy, Internet' before he can get logged on
That's not even getting into the part where Bleached Otyugh is eating the wi-fi signal.
Don't ask me to explain how he does it. He just does.
We are talking about an otyugh here - they eat anything, even things goblins won't touch.
There was this other joke about moth balls...
But I didn't go there.
For that I am grateful.
Good to know.
I was just concerned if we continued down that path it would summon Jokey.
There was this other joke about moth balls...
But I didn't go there.
New Jersey?
I'm back. Did I win?
Negative.
For now, i hold that position.
*Immediately tosses it over to the lurking Gorilla Grodd*
Interception!
* runs in and slaps the bomb away, which lands in Jokey's hands just as the fuse runs out *
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Nice work, Uncle Teddy! Not sure how my other existence is lurking around though.
*Shrugs shoulders.*
For now, I'm preparing the Red Fury Clan for the assault on Golarion's moon to help retrieve the Cheliaxian Keystone from the forces of the CSA. I suggest, Uncle Teddy, that you do the same with the Grizzlepaw Clan. High Elder Oromokk Arn'Blook (the former chieftain of the White claw Clan before gladly relinquishing the position to Grandpa Wonderbra) is gathering his forces too. However, none of us will be able to get there until the Kessidari (an elite group of specially trained devil hunters consisting of male and female clones of Grandpa 'Kessidan' Wonderbra) have opened the three portals (one for each clan - and going in the following order - white claw, Grizzlepaw and Red Fury).
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Bomb Voyage!
*Bomb explodes, sending Jokey into the air until he twinkles in the distance*
Huh. Looks like another team is blasting off again...
*Looks around nervously.*
So, does this mean I win?
Armored man not win. Poog win.
...
#Triggered, cause grammar.
*Takes three swings at the Poog with sword.*
/ \ /
See? Three slashes.
I'll show myself out now.
Winner, whiner, chicken at the diner.
Phew. I had been in there for bloody hours.
Secretly enjoying it.
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Good idea, Master Wolf. I'm on it! GW has informed me that, even though they ran into some minor resistance (foolish Pit Fiends), the Kessidari have arrived at the portals are are beginning the rituals necessary to open the portals.
GW has also informed me of a new secret weapon he has created involving the successful fusing of a Balor and a Solar he's been itching to test out.
I counter with the full power of Disney! Behold, the Heartless known as Darth Donald Duck, or as he is known after fusing with a Symbiote, Donduck the Overpowered Plot Device!
Oh Poo!
Oh Poo!
I think you mean oh Pooh.
That silly old bear.
Not as old as you, maybe?
Given that huge mustache, that surely only comes with the years.
As such
Was thinking he looked like Ron Swanson and chose it after a Parks and Rec binge. It is a mighty mustache.
Was thinking he looked like Ron Swanson and chose it after a Parks and Rec binge. It is a mighty mustache.
You're saying it weird. The proper pronunciation is "moustache".
my spell check begs to differ but I think your right yes.
Moose-stash-ee-eye-ee-eye-ole-ee-Oh!
I had a caterpillar glued to my face for science.
Still not sure what the scientist was trying to prove.
Trying to show that one eyebrow is not a good look...
But what if you only have one eye and only need the one eyebrow?
Or a person with just 1 eye left and a unibrow.
I prefer the triplebrow myself. All kinds of weird expressions you can make!
Triplebrow - wouldn't that be the ogres from Azaroth? Two heads - one with two eyes and one with one.
Triplebrow - wouldn't that be the ogres from Azaroth? Two heads - one with two eyes and one with one.
You'd have to put 3 eyebrows on each head, which would mean you'd have a sextuplebrow.
I thought I had won Had a good 3 day run at least.
One day you will all forget then I will win and no one will know but me.
This coming from a literal fool!!! (jester comedian whatever term you'd like really.)
Aren't we all fools at heart?