Last one to post wins

[gran rey de los nekkid]

No go.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Slowbro

[Quiche Lisp]

Gung-ho.

[Banjo the Puppet]

YOLO?

[lucky7]

Banjo!!!

[Midnight_Angel]

D'oh!

[Banjo the Puppet]

Fake Elan!!

[hobbsdadolfin]

RUN!!!

[hobbsdadolfin]

or swim, as the case may be...

[Adequate Duck]

Quack.

*tappy tappy tap*

[mimes 9-infinity]

.........................

*pretends to get stuck in an invisible box*

[Less-Than-Adequate Duck]

*roosts on top of invisible box*

*falls on mimes*

Kwavf!!

[mimes 9-infinity]

*attemps to mime fixing a broken leg and putting a splint on in*

*Fails*

*Starts rolling on the ground in pain*

[Evil Finnish Chaos Beast]

*Spins around, spreading chaos energy everywhere*

[mimes 9-infinity]

*mimes death*

[gran rey de los everything]

*shamelessly plugs Robotech Kickstarter*

[mr jellyfish]

I don't blame you.

[Mimes #1-7]

*kicks mimes repeatedly*

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

*consumes mimes' souls and takes a nap*

[gran rey de los stereo]

Mimes don't have souls. That's why they can't speak.

[lucky7]

Not true! Half of my best friends are mimes.

[Banjo the Puppet]

The silent voices in your head don't count.

[hobbsdadolfin]

but if they are silent, who knows how many there are?

[Midnight_Angel]

If you have to ask, you don't need to know.

[hobbsdadolfin]

that is one of the worst life lessons in the world.

It was good that JFK asked the russians if they had missiles in Cuba. that was kinda a good thing to know.

[Mime #8]

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....
....
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(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")

[lucky7]

Totem pole?

[gran rey de los everything]

Nah. Just random scribbles of a diseased mind.

[Quiche Lisp]

There are many of these. Fortunately I'm always around on the Intarweb to bring things back to focus... Like this: I WIN !

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA !

[Gruumash .]

So many delusions on the internet. One fact remains though my victory on this thread.

[Midnight_Angel]

Then again, maybe not.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

The truth is: You will not win. I may not win either, but I do for now.

[Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM]

You are correct. You will not win.

[Quiche Lisp]

You are correct, but irrelevant to my winning.

I'm a cruel WINNER !

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

A cruel whiner, perhaps.

[Midnight_Angel]

Huh? I always thought you were a crual Wiener...

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

A dual diner?

[Sissyl]

A duel diner! Who loses.

[Charles Scholz]

I have notices less people are posting on this thread. I guess they have given up. My odds of winning are still 100%, but the winner's cup will be in my hand in a shorter amount of time.

[mogwen]

I win?!
I'd like to thank my parents who have...
Sorry, too much emotions...
Who have always been there for me, and without whom I would'nt be there.
I'd like to thank my agent, my hairdresser and my friends.
And you,darling,this is for you!

[DJ-Bogie]

Charles, I refute your logic. But when there is no one left, I will show up and win!

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

And then I'll show up after you.

[Sissyl]

No you won't.

[Quiche Lisp]

Who called me a whiner ? I shall have to send the Gnomish Oriental Regiment of Eeriness (GORE) to punish the culprit !

In the meantime, I win. Except in the fashion arena, where none can beat Sissyl and her Insectoid Love Hat.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

I did. Big deal. You wanna fight about it?

*proceeds to drink whiskey by the quart*

[lucky7]

Yeah. Put em up!

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

I don't fight stick figures. It's bad for my image.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

I'm not sure anything you do could be bad for your image. It's pretty bad already.

[lucky7]

unlike my new one.

[Quiche Lisp]

Those are big teeth...

Well, Vicious Chicken of Bristol, I can see that I've ruffled your feathers !

[whispering to the V.C. of B: "Let's pretend we fight, and I win... Here, take this purse full of gold, my good man...er, bird !"]

[aloud] "You've defied me one last time, bird. This day will see your demise... unless my fanciful gnomish mercy stays my hand !"