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lisamarlene wrote:
... Lebowski Thor from Endgame. ..

The Thor abides.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Did you know that Gollum cloned himself several times and then formed an '80s style synth-pop band? They're called "A Flock of Smeagols".
Their hair had a very polarizing love hate effect.

Some might say it is bipolar-izing.

Yeah, I'm a little ashamed of that one.


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Good thing I don't have any sanity left to lose. FTAUGHN!


Freehold DM wrote:
Yuugasa wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
well. Hello stranger.

*Nods respectfully to Freehold*

How you doing? Still master of the universe?

my pronouns are he and him, not he and man.

My nouns have kept their amateur status.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
gran rey de los stereo wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
I don't know about sharing my problems, well I suppose some work complaints from time to time. I think mostly I just have very little social interaction at night so a little conversation from time to time probably keeps me from talking to myself.
Really? I still talk to myself all the time.
No you don't.
Yes I do.

Nonsense.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
I don't know about sharing my problems, well I suppose some work complaints from time to time. I think mostly I just have very little social interaction at night so a little conversation from time to time probably keeps me from talking to myself.
Really? I still talk to myself all the time.

No you don't.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
I do squats and leg raises rather badly to be honest. *blushes*

do them every day. Improve your form. No less than 40 a day. You will see improvement. Make sure when you do leg raises you life your coccyx off the floor and hold it for several seconds.

And do them all *slowly*.

It's a trap!


But she is unexciting and awake, so I guess that counts for something?


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The Incredicoaster! The last coaster you will ever need! This incredible device defies logic as it protects your wooden surfaces from stains if you put it under your drink! Just look at how terrible these unsightly rings are on this coffee table. What if this was your table?! And your friends were coming over?! And your boss!?!?! And your extremely judgmental in-laws!?!?!??!?! Why, you could be ostracized for decades if they see this!!!! But, use the Incredicoaster! and you'll never have to worry again.

Order now, and get 2 Incredicoasters! for only $49.99 (plus S&H), and we'll throw in 4! Yes 4!! more Incredicoasters! for absolutely free!!! (Just pay seperate S&H)

How could you possibly pass up on this deal?


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If you can't type things in the right order, then maybe writing a book wasn't a great plan.


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Perhaps I should have said the plunger inventor was having a s&~+ty day?


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The "unsinkable" cruise liner reanimates as a zombie, and rises from its watery grave in a quest to satiate its thirst for seamen.


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♫ ♪ Do a trollop. Do, do a trollop of Daisy. ♫ ♪

(I know that's sour cream, not cream cheese, but I still thought it was funny.)


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Why does it sound like there are two of me?


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Terrinam wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
And I got to foil a theft.
What happened?

Clearly he wrapped a would-be robber in thin aluminum.


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That's a bad kitty. No tuna snacks for you.


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If he sits up fast enough, the cat shouldn't have a chance to use it's claws.


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Sit upright in one quick, jerking motion. Measure how far the kitten flies, and see if it does indeed land on its feet.


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*talks in both your ears*


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For Freehold.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Its to late she already escaped *sad face*

Well go after her!


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Clearly, the reason Polish jokes are funny is because the Polish are dumb.


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If you see a faded sign on the side of the road that reads: "15 miles to the GUARRRRRDDD SHHHAAAAACCKKK!" Guard shack baby.


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Perhaps we can get him to make several hundreds posts on the topic of Y-Wings?


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Love and Peace! Love and Peace [/Vash the Stampede]


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I am curious about something now. If a wizard gets thrown out of the Wizard's Guild and has to turn in their ceremonial attire, have they been disrobed?


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My aliases are annoying me.


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Tacticslion wrote:
Drejk wrote:
polish a few things.
I see what you did there...

Next thing you know he's going to need to czech his spelling.


Alton will host the after-show, presenting recipes inspired by the episode. (Also, I have no idea what you guys are talking about.)


Master Billy Quizboy wrote:
The Nozzle wrote:

Please do not look away from...

... The Nozzle

What IS that thing?

It's a nozzle. I thought that was obvious.


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One day, three young girls walked up to their mother. The first said, "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" To which the mother replied, "Because, dear, when you were born a rose fell on your head." The second asked, "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" To which the mother replied, "Because, dear, when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The third girl then said "WheiiioiaddfhoituyivjznbcOIEHDFROIHLKDHKLJH!!!!" To which the mother replied, "Shut up, Refrigerator."


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Sharoth wrote:
gran rey de los everything wrote:
Raven Moon wrote:
SO Im going to have to drive across the country. Any games recommended as I drive?
Risk, or Axis and Allies. Maybe a few 2500pt 40k battles. Battle Masters.
Sadly he is driving and wants something that he can play like "I Spy" or something similar.

He can still do it. Just takes a lot of willpower.

Also, I choose games that would be near impossible to play in a car regardless of whether or not you're driving. I was trying to joke.


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Umm...if your milk has brown solids you probably should have thrown it out ages ago.

Or the cat s%~& in it again, in which case you should have thrown the cat out ages ago.


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Aranna wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
In weather news, they have now issued a blizzard warning for the area, and say we may get up to a foot of heavy, wet snow. This is clearly all Freehold's fault, and I will deliver an appropriate punishment as soon as I can arrange the ultimate Whedon/Brown mashup.

But you have to make him see it... Perhaps put it on every billboard in his area, and on every radio/TV station? Make it such an event that even Freeholds friends can't stop talking about it to him.

~evil wink~

If I could pull off the ultimate Whedon/Brown mashup, I would gladly fly to New York, kidnap Freehold by promising him Bonchon and bubble tea, and force him to watch it over and over Clockwork Orange style.


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Drejk wrote:
I'm feeling nostalgic about something I can't exactly pin-point... A book? A place? A story? A forgotten dream?

Do you feel nostalgic for deja vu?


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captain yesterday wrote:
"I only have 10 bullets, so some of you are going to have to share" - from Deadpool trailer.

I will happy to let that guy other there have my bullet, Mr. Pool. I'm allergic to them anyway.


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H. Washburne wrote:
Xenthya, Nuzlocke Trainer wrote:
Taking the Sky from Him
Okay, first, that's hurtful.

Does it feel like a telephone pole through the chest?


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Drejk wrote:
Guess who woke up after four hours of sleep and couldn't sleep anymore?

Freehold? CH? Orthos? The weird guy down the street who cleans his cats' ears with his tongue?


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Mythic JMD031 wrote:
I applaud your excessive use of [expletive deleted]. +6 rant points.

[Expletive deleted] you.

NO WAIT I MEAN THANK YOU!!!!!


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Yoda. That little green bastard can work magic.


Who said anything about being a kid?


Ulfen Death Squad is banned for wanting his rabbit cooked.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned because maybe the rain, isn't really to blame.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for ...PATION!


I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for forgetting the salt on my pretzel.


Quiche Lisp is banned for thinking we take turns.


rashly5 is banned for failing to be a turtle.


lucky7 is banned for spreading Seasons' Greetings.


lucky7 is that, and that is the banned of it.


SnowJade is banned for thinking me shy.

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