gran is banned for being a scrooge.
gran is banned for thinking.
Schism is banned for starting holy wars.
BigDTBone is banned for existential blues.
Zev Veli is banned for being a wolf in wolf's clothing (whatever that means).
Quiche Lisp is banned because it is 2:15 in the morning and I am still awake.
BigDTBone is banned because last night I finally went to bed at 3:00 in the morning.
I didn't intend too, but Taoist Secrets of Love (by Mantak Chia) is too good a book for a well-endowed gnome not to read.
Quiche Lisp is banned for lying about his size.
ZevVeli is banned for checking.
Schmorgan Heckengaard is banned for having a twisted mind.
Quiche Lisp is banned for not giving me antibiotics.
Zigman Fraud is banned for not acknowledging the power of mind over matter.
Fraud Freud is banned for being a fraud and the accompanying mental problems that posing as Freud hints at his relationship with Freud's mother (and not his own).
What did you say, racoon ?
I will teach you to respect mothers all around the world !
Until then, you're banned !
"HO, SHUT UP ! YOU'RE BANNED WITH FIRE !"
The PJ's of Fire is banned for his spicy moustache
Mark Hoover is banned because... [*drumrolls*] THE CONSTITUTION MUST BE PROTECTED !
Quiche is banned fro running a protection racket.
Schism is banned for having a FABULOUS hair day
Mark is Banned for losing his Hair.
Angry Little Guy is banned because his initials almost spell ALF, and I really hate that guy.
Boner is banned for hating the playah, not the game
Mark is banned for not realizing that the player(s) make the game.
SnowJade is banned because nobody needs to know that the game is rigged.
Gran rey de los stereo is banned because his future self said he needed to be banned because he was banned by the order of his future self.
GRDLSS is banned because 2014 is around the corner.
APD is banned because we didn't really want to think about that yet.
SnowJade is banned so he/she can start planning ahead
Mark Hoover is banned for thinking plans will make a difference.
Gruumash ! You dare stand in front of this court, with the heinous deeds I purport that you did !
What deeds, you may ask, your Honor ? It's all in the file [with your bribe] !
Gruumash, be banned to the end of the Earth ! because, and I'm sure that you realize that...
B-town is banned because I just ate the constitution as a condiment on my Chicago dog, between the sport peppers
Hoover is banned for woofing down food.
Kat's Eye is banned for being a cat and using the word "woof".
BigDTBone is banned for speciesm.
gran is banned.
He knows why.
ODF is banned for thinking Gran knows anything
ROWAR! YOU BE BANZZZOOOOOROWAR! ROWAR!
gran is banned for trying to make sense of the insensable.
Kat's Eye is banned for obviously having TWO eyes.
rashly5 is banned for not realizing one is glass.
Kat's Eye is banned because my front lawn has snow on it.
MagusJanus is banned for not using a snow blower.