Boot to the head.
Facinating. Zis could b bigger zan Sybal.
Last one, I swear
Maybe not.
And considering we are all just figments of Sebastin's imagination,
Hmm...with Pat, we could probably get two easy pages...Patrick Curtain!
You'll never catch me.
Ever.
Hey! Heathy! How'd you like to make it to 30,000 posts?
And considering we are all just figments of Sebastin's imagination,
Speak for yourself. I'm too awesome to be a figment.
My masterpiece is almost complete! Now I just 'ave to wait for zat English chef to bring me ze dragon egg and ze Slaad-ish chef with ze vegetables and cheese!
{throws tomatoes, jalapenos, and cheese into the air, aims blunderbuss:} {neatly chopped veggies & shredded cheese land on cutting board}
Börk, börk, börk!
{strut in after 26 straight hours of drinking & dancing over at that new Thread Celestial club}
Drew: G'Day! Any of you happen to seen our banana bender of a brother, Hugh
Stew: {elbows Drew} This is an awfully strange croud in here {accepts Prune Juice & JD cocktail from unseen servant} Thanks, mate... whatever you are.
{strut in after 26 straight hours of drinking & dancing over at that new Thread Celestial club}
Drew: G'Day! Any of you happen to seen our banana bender of a brother, Hugh
Stew: {elbows Drew} This is an awfully strange croud in here {accepts Prune Juice & JD cocktail from unseen servant} Thanks, mate... whatever you are.
"Hello boys," she says with a slightly predatory smile. "Yes, I've seen your brother. I'll take you to him now, okay?"
"Hello boys," she says with a slightly predatory smile. "Yes, I've seen your brother. I'll take you to him now, okay?"
Drew: {whistles appreciatively}
Stew: Damn! Hello miss. Sure, you can show us to our brother. No hurry though, someone-, er, something a lot more interesting just turned up.
Drew: Real smooth, you idiot. {smiling wolfishly} Hmmm, I suddenly have a good idea what was keeping Hughy.
{they follow behind Lynora quite willingly}
{they follow behind Lynora quite willingly}
Take evasive action!
{the Jackman brothers ignore him completely}
sigh... no one ever listens to me.
"Hello boys," she says with a slightly predatory smile. "Yes, I've seen your brother. I'll take you to him now, okay?"Drew: {whistles appreciatively}
Stew: Damn! Hello miss. Sure, you can show us to our brother. No hurry though, someone-, er, something a lot more interesting just turned up.
Drew: Real smooth, you idiot. {smiling wolfishly} Hmmm, I suddenly have a good idea what was keeping Hughy.
{they follow behind Lynora quite willingly}
Finds them a nice spot manacled with their brother. Pats Hugh on the cheek.
"You did keep complaining that one man can only do so much. They're not as yummy as you, but one really shouldn't complain when stand-ins walk right in the door. And no more trying to escape, you naughty boy! Helga is watching."
Sashays out, stopping in doorway to blow a kiss to her hapless victims.
"I'd love to stay and play, boys, but I have work to do. But don't worry. I'll be back soon."
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My masterpiece is almost complete! Now I just 'ave to wait for zat English chef to bring me ze dragon egg and ze Slaad-ish chef with ze vegetables and cheese!{throws tomatoes, jalapenos, and cheese into the air, aims blunderbuss:} {neatly chopped veggies & shredded cheese land on cutting board}
Börk, börk, börk!
Lol.
We need another forum.
My masterpiece is almost complete! Now I just 'ave to wait for zat English chef to bring me ze dragon egg and ze Slaad-ish chef with ze vegetables and cheese!{throws tomatoes, jalapenos, and cheese into the air, aims blunderbuss:} {neatly chopped veggies & shredded cheese land on cutting board}
Börk, börk, börk!
Lol.
We need another forum.
The Muppets of Mayhem? Kermit from the Frog Pond, Le French Chef as Miss Piggy?, Heathy as Animal, KC as Beaker,...Chef would entail a bit of a fight - Lillith, Aberzombie, the Slaadish Chef, maybe Le French Chef here instead...samples would be required.
Finds them a nice spot manacled with their brother. Pats Hugh on the cheek.
"You did keep complaining that one man can only do so much. They're not as yummy as you...
Drew: Hey! We're both better looking than him. And younger too!
Stew: {to Hugh:} You were complaining? I'm not sure you're even a real Jackman. Man up, bucko, and face the Peril!
Drew: Hey! We're both better looking than him. And younger too!Stew: {to Hugh:} You were complaining? I'm not sure you're even a real Jackman. Man up, bucko, and face the Peril!
You idiots! I've been here for MONTHS! The things they've done... I'll never be the same. Neither will the koala there.
{He nods over to a koala huddled in a corner rocking itself and shaking its head}
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You idiots! I've been here for MONTHS! The things they've done... I'll never be the same. Neither will the koala there.
{He nods over to a koala huddled in a corner rocking itself and shaking its head}
Stew: {crushes empty Fosters can against forehead}
Drew: Yeah, Stew's right. You're just trying to trick us into escaping so you'll have all the babes to yourself. Well, we're onto you, boyo... it ain't gonna work.
Hello boys.
{begins to cry}
Hello boys.
Drew & Stew: Hello nurse!
Let me just give you a little shot before we begin our session. We wouldn't want your "spirts" drooping before we're done here.
Several hours later Congratulations boys, I think you may even be better at what you do than your brother. And he's supposed to be the best. Wipes the sweat from her brow and walks through the door, locking it behind her.
Comes back after work.
Hmm. Well, I can see one of the other girls has already been by to, shall we say, break you two in. Hmm. Unfortunately you're no good to me just now. Sorry, Hugh. Your brothers just aren't going to be able to help you out this time.
<Evil grin>
...fade to black.
This thread is kinky.
Bring ou' da gimp!
So. Anyone have plans for the weekend?
So. Anyone have plans for the weekend?Hunting quail with my good friends, Heathansson and Sharoth. You in?
In ancient Sumerian, the word for quail is spelled P-O-N-Y.
In ancient Sumerian, the word for quail is spelled P-O-N-Y.So. Anyone have plans for the weekend?Hunting quail with my good friends, Heathansson and Sharoth. You in?
If you're hunting with Dick Cheney, the safest place you could be is right in front of the quail.
If you're hunting with Dick Cheney, the safest place you could be is right in front of the quail.In ancient Sumerian, the word for quail is spelled P-O-N-Y.So. Anyone have plans for the weekend?Hunting quail with my good friends, Heathansson and Sharoth. You in?
better yet, another state!
Bella Sara Charter Superscriber
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If you're hunting with Dick Cheney, the safest place you could be is right in front of the quail.
I think what you meant to say is that nothing could be safer than hunting quail with Sebastian and Dick Cheney, neither of whom would use the opportunity to shoot anyone else and claim their aim is bad.
Nope.
That wouldn't happen.
No chance.
Uhhh...ixnay on the aftey-say ips-tay. If Dick is out, then I'll be forced to play uno with Joe Biden, and he sucks at that game. He always shouts "Duos" when he's down to three cards and then tells us to "Go Fish." Plus, do you know how hard it is to claim you accidentally stabbed someone 83 times while playing Uno? Trust me, it's hard.
If Dick is out, then I'll be forced to play uno with Joe Biden, and he sucks at that game. He always shouts "Duos" when he's down to three cards and then tells us to "Go Fish." Plus, do you know how hard it is to claim you accidentally stabbed someone 83 times while playing Uno? Trust me, it's hard.
Last time I played Uno with Dick, I woke up 4 hours later covered in my own blood. He said it was an accident. You mean I shouldn't have believed him?