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''Who dares casually knock-a-knock at the palace door, at THIS hour?''
''Greetings! Are you perchance, Palace Gaurd No.3?''
''Um... yes?''
''THE Palace Gaurd No.3 who demanded to see my papers and when I attempted to bluff caused me to look like a blabbering fool?''
''Hmm... er...''
''THE Palace Gaurd who, when I attemtped to flee, locked my, and I quote ''Girly girly girl arms'' unquote, behind my back and got his mates to laugh and watch as he dragged me to the cells?''
''Er, look, I don't, hey, that was a long time ago..''
''NOT FOR ME!
*FIREBALL FIREBALL FIREBALL *PUNCH TO CROTCH* FIREBALL FIREBALL ICEBALL FIREBALL *KICK TO FACE* FIREBALL LEMONBALL FIREBALL *VISCOUS JAB TO VITAL ORGANS* FIREBALL*
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Say to someone irritating:
"From the bottom up: lime, body, lime, dirt, glass shards, dirt, dead raccoon, dirt."
(The raccoon is to throw off folks using bloodhounds. The glass is to discourage the really persistent bloodhounds.)
"I'm not saying that there should be capitol punishment for stupidity, but maybe we should just remove all the warning labels and let nature take its course."