I wouldn't go out wearing that one. Callous has the same one. What if you end up at the same club?Finishes getting her closet organized to her liking. Deploys the new security system. Gets dressed for an evening out.
Comes out wearing a skimpy white minidress
"Is my ride here yet? My friends are picking me up for a night of clubbing. You remember the celestial nymphs right? Well, anyways, we're having a girls' night, so I'll see you tomorrow...Probably. Well, you know how they are. Things can get kind of wild."
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT.......... *spills beer from the nose*
*ROFLMAO*
I wouldn't go out wearing that one. Callous has the same one. What if you end up at the same club?Finishes getting her closet organized to her liking. Deploys the new security system. Gets dressed for an evening out.
Comes out wearing a skimpy white minidress
"Is my ride here yet? My friends are picking me up for a night of clubbing. You remember the celestial nymphs right? Well, anyways, we're having a girls' night, so I'll see you tomorrow...Probably. Well, you know how they are. Things can get kind of wild."
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT.......... *spills beer from the nose*
*ROFLMAO*
I sense another pic is about to hit the internet...
Now that we've hit 5000 posts I'm thinking a Jack Road Trip is in order.
*Poof*
Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!
I really need to turn that siren off, and the slaads gave the car tentacles somehow. Lt. Bill Z. Bubba is probably going to mad when he gets the car back.
Now, where are we? Oh, phew! It's the Jacks. Maybe they can get us back to the Thread Celestial.
*Poof*
Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!
I really need to turn that siren off, and the slaads gave the car tentacles somehow. Lt. Bill Z. Bubba is probably going to mad when he gets the car back.
Now, where are we? Oh, phew! It's the Jacks. Maybe they can get us back to the Thread Celestial.
General Jack sizes up the situation and repositions the Jackapult, setting it to MAX. He launches the vehicle in a random direction.
General Jack sizes up the situation and repositions the Jackapult, setting it to MAX. He launches the vehicle in a random direction.*Poof*
Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!
I really need to turn that siren off, and the slaads gave the car tentacles somehow. Lt. Bill Z. Bubba is probably going to mad when he gets the car back.
Now, where are we? Oh, phew! It's the Jacks. Maybe they can get us back to the Thread Celestial.
than the acid-spraying poodle slaad thing... *bing*
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Ham and Fresh Pineapple Kabobs
Ingredients:
• 12 (10-inch) wooden skewers
• 1/2 cup Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Regular Syrup
• 1 fresh jalapeño chile, seeded, chopped
• 1 medium jicama
• 2 1/4 pounds boneless cooked ham, cut into 60 (3/4-inch) cubes
• 48 (3/4-inch) chunks fresh pineapple, (about 1/2 medium), peeled
Preparation Directions:
1. PLACE wooden skewers in shallow dish. Cover with water. Soak at least 30 minutes.
2. HEAT grill. In small saucepan, heat syrup and chile over medium heat until mixture comes to a boil, stirring occasionally. Set aside.
3. CUT jicama into 1/4-inch thick slices. Cut into 3/4-inch pieces. Alternately thread ham, jicama and pineapple on wooden skewers, using about 5 ham and 4 pineapple chunks on each skewer and ending with ham cube.
4. When ready to grill: PLACE skewers on gas grill over medium heat or on charcoal grill, 4 to 6 inches from medium coals. Cook 5 to 7 minutes or until heated, turning twice and brushing lightly with syrup mixture.
Yield: 12 kabobs
Prep Time: 30 min
Cook Time: 8 min
An old sailor strolls into the Clubhouse
"Does this fine establishment be the Jack Clubhouse?"
spying the Black Seal rum on tap "Aye, this be the right place." helping himself to a tankard of rum "Nuthin' like a bit of port in a storm."
"Has anyone seen that land-lubber of a cousin of mine, Panama Jack?"
Settling into one of the comfy chairs in the main room, Salty watches the live feed coming from the Dark & Stormy Knights' Road Trip. Spying Smu#f Jack wobbling more and more...
"Stand back me boyos, she's gonna blow!"
"Thar she blows!"
"I haven't seen someone that shade of green since my 1st trip as a cabin boy in Her Majesty's fleet."
So this is where the Jacks hang out. I've heard alot about you guys.
Nope, from Dave Fryer.
Nope, from Dave Fryer.
That name seems familiar....
He told me you guys were pretty wild.
He told me you guys were pretty wild.
I must to inform you that the reports of our exploits are...grossly understated. We put the 'Jack' in wild. ;)
So should I make an alias to join this club or what?
He told me you guys were pretty wild.I must to inform you that the reports of our exploits are...grossly understated. We put the 'Jack' in wild. ;)
I'm willing to bet that I could keep up with you.
So should I make an alias to join this club or what?
Depends on if you want to be a Jill or a Jack. Jills get special privileges with names, like Angel of Violence and Apostle of Gygax. Of course you can hyphenate like Lynora-Jill. Male members (o.O) have Jack in their names, to proudly proclaim their loyalty to Callous Jack and the Angry Jack Cult.
I'm willing to bet that I could keep up with you.He told me you guys were pretty wild.I must to inform you that the reports of our exploits are...grossly understated. We put the 'Jack' in wild. ;)
How YOU doin'? ;)
Cool avvy!
How YOU doin'? ;)I'm willing to bet that I could keep up with you.He told me you guys were pretty wild.I must to inform you that the reports of our exploits are...grossly understated. We put the 'Jack' in wild. ;)
150 hours of community service for running down Main Street during the 4th of July parade wearing nothing but a little sash that said Paris Hilton. How about you?
Cool avvy!
It looks like me, except for the ears of course.
150 hours of community service for running down Main Street wearing nothing but a little sash that said Paris Hilton. How about you?How YOU doin'? ;)I'm willing to bet that I could keep up with you.He told me you guys were pretty wild.I must to inform you that the reports of our exploits are...grossly understated. We put the 'Jack' in wild. ;)
150 days of therapy for running around WITH Paris Hilton!
lol
You can always let out a little of your wild side on the Dark & Stormy Knights thread. Everyone else does. ;)
150 days of therapy for running around WITH Paris Hilton!150 hours of community service for running down Main Street wearing nothing but a little sash that said Paris Hilton. How about you?How YOU doin'? ;)I'm willing to bet that I could keep up with you.He told me you guys were pretty wild.I must to inform you that the reports of our exploits are...grossly understated. We put the 'Jack' in wild. ;)
I forgot a little detail. Glad this forumn lets you edit.
So should I make an alias to join this club or what?Depends on if you want to be a Jill or a Jack. Jills get special privileges with names, like Angel of Violence and Apostle of Gygax. Of course you can hyphenate like Lynora-Jill. Male members (o.O) have Jack in their names, to proudly proclaim their loyalty to Callous Jack and the Angry Jack Cult.
So how do you make an avatar?
I forgot a little detail. Glad this forumn lets you edit.150 days of therapy for running around WITH Paris Hilton!150 hours of community service for running down Main Street wearing nothing but a little sash that said Paris Hilton. How about you?How YOU doin'? ;)I'm willing to bet that I could keep up with you.He told me you guys were pretty wild.I must to inform you that the reports of our exploits are...grossly understated. We put the 'Jack' in wild. ;)
I bet many a man saluted your little flag/sash that day. o.O
I bet many a man saluted your little flag/sash that day. o.OI forgot a little detail. Glad this forumn lets you edit.150 days of therapy for running around WITH Paris Hilton!150 hours of community service for running down Main Street wearing nothing but a little sash that said Paris Hilton. How about you?How YOU doin'? ;)I'm willing to bet that I could keep up with you.He told me you guys were pretty wild.I must to inform you that the reports of our exploits are...grossly understated. We put the 'Jack' in wild. ;)
They all stood at attention.
So how do you make an avatar?So should I make an alias to join this club or what?Depends on if you want to be a Jill or a Jack. Jills get special privileges with names, like Angel of Violence and Apostle of Gygax. Of course you can hyphenate like Lynora-Jill. Male members (o.O) have Jack in their names, to proudly proclaim their loyalty to Callous Jack and the Angry Jack Cult.
Can only choose pics from the selections, but you can make an alias on the My Account page. Create alias, change name, save, select picture, have fun. no custom pics at this time.
They all stood at attention.I bet many a man saluted your little flag/sash that day. o.OI forgot a little detail. Glad this forumn lets you edit.150 days of therapy for running around WITH Paris Hilton!150 hours of community service for running down Main Street wearing nothing but a little sash that said Paris Hilton. How about you?How YOU doin'? ;)I'm willing to bet that I could keep up with you.He told me you guys were pretty wild.I must to inform you that the reports of our exploits are...grossly understated. We put the 'Jack' in wild. ;)
True Americans. I'm proud.
I couldn't find any Asian ones. I was hoping for one that looked like my girlfriend.
I couldn't find any Asian ones. I was hoping for one that looked like my girlfriend.
You can always update it if you spot a better one later. Welcome to the Clubhouse, Jack'n Jill!
Glad to be here.
Glad to be here.
OK, since Jack's Right Hand Man isn't here, I have some orientation tidbits for you.
Angry Jack's credo -
Question - what do you get if you mix Black Seal Rum and Bartlett's Ginger Beer?
Question 2 - a poodle, a thief, and a peasant invade the Clubhouse. Who do you kick out first?
The poodle?
The poodle?
The thief, you peasant. They'll steal the booze.
Then the peasant, to get 'em back to work keeping the pool and hottub clean, and the white sand volleyball court raked.
Last is the poodle since we use 'em to mop up spilt beer. When they're soggy you kick 'em out.
Hey! Get back to work!
*kicks peasant out into the yard*
As Hammer said, get back to work Commie before you get put into the Jackapult!
The poodle?I'd have to vote peasant. ;)
How about Jack?
As Hammer said, get back to work Commie before you get put into the Jackapult!
Mutters under his breath as he mucks out the hot tub
Bloody fascists
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Caramel Nut Biscuits
Ingredients:
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1/3 cup granulated sugar
• 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
• 1/3 cup milk
• 1(26.4 oz) bag Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Frozen Biscuits
• 2 tablespoons butter, melted
HONEY-CARAMEL SAUCE
• 1/2 cup firmly packed brown sugar
• 1/4 cup butter
• 1/4 cup honey
• 1/2 cupEagle Brand® Sweetened Condensed Milk
• 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
• 1 cup chopped pecans, toasted*
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 375°F. Place sheet of parchment paper over 20 x 17-inch cookie sheet; spray with no-stick cooking spray.
2. COMBINE sugar and cinnamon in small bowl; set aside. Pour milk in shallow bowl; dip frozen biscuits in milk, then in cinnamon sugar. Place on parchment paper so biscuits touch. Drizzle with melted butter.
3. BAKE 24 to 26 minutes or until golden brown. Cool slightly.
4. COMBINE brown sugar, butter and honey in 4-cup microwave-safe glass bowl or measuring cup. Microwave on HIGH (100% power) 3 minutes, stirring every minute. Stir in condensed milk; microwave on HIGH an additional 2 minutes, stirring every minute. Stir in vanilla.
5. DRIZZLE sauce over biscuits; sprinkle nuts over top. Serve warm.
TIP *To toast pecans: Place in dry nonstick skillet; cook over medium heat, shaking pan until nuts are lightly browned.
Yield: 12 servings
Prep Time: 20 min
Cook Time: 30 min
As Hammer said, get back to work Commie before you get put into the Jackapult!
Hello everyone, Peabody here. Just thought I'd pop in to inform you that Moorluck's FaWTL thread has officially lapped you Jacks!
You Jacks are officially obsolete technology. Toodles!
The message sponsored by the Poodle Lords. Yap!
*punt*As Hammer said, get back to work Commie before you get put into the Jackapult!Mutters under his breath as he mucks out the hot tub
Bloody fascists
It's good to see the boss back in action.
As Hammer said, get back to work Commie before you get put into the Jackapult!Hello everyone, Peabody here. Just thought I'd pop in to inform you that Moorluck's FaWTL thread has officially lapped you Jacks!
You Jacks are officially obsolete technology. Toodles!
The message sponsored by the Poodle Lords. Yap!
No one is greater than the Jacks mutt! *punt*
No one is greater than the Jacks mutt! *punt*
{punted through the air} You're still behind.....
*punt*As Hammer said, get back to work Commie before you get put into the Jackapult!Mutters under his breath as he mucks out the hot tub
Bloody fascists
Who was that Masked Man?
KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK
Ding-ding-dong.