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Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

Finishes getting her closet organized to her liking. Deploys the new security system. Gets dressed for an evening out.

Comes out wearing a skimpy white minidress

"Is my ride here yet? My friends are picking me up for a night of clubbing. You remember the celestial nymphs right? Well, anyways, we're having a girls' night, so I'll see you tomorrow...Probably. Well, you know how they are. Things can get kind of wild."

I wouldn't go out wearing that one. Callous has the same one. What if you end up at the same club?

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT.......... *spills beer from the nose*

*ROFLMAO*


Frat Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

Finishes getting her closet organized to her liking. Deploys the new security system. Gets dressed for an evening out.

Comes out wearing a skimpy white minidress

"Is my ride here yet? My friends are picking me up for a night of clubbing. You remember the celestial nymphs right? Well, anyways, we're having a girls' night, so I'll see you tomorrow...Probably. Well, you know how they are. Things can get kind of wild."

I wouldn't go out wearing that one. Callous has the same one. What if you end up at the same club?

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT.......... *spills beer from the nose*

*ROFLMAO*

I sense another pic is about to hit the internet...


Now that we've hit 5000 posts I'm thinking a Jack Road Trip is in order.


*Poof*

Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!

I really need to turn that siren off, and the slaads gave the car tentacles somehow. Lt. Bill Z. Bubba is probably going to mad when he gets the car back.

Now, where are we? Oh, phew! It's the Jacks. Maybe they can get us back to the Thread Celestial.


Celestial Follower wrote:

*Poof*

Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!

I really need to turn that siren off, and the slaads gave the car tentacles somehow. Lt. Bill Z. Bubba is probably going to mad when he gets the car back.

Now, where are we? Oh, phew! It's the Jacks. Maybe they can get us back to the Thread Celestial.

General Jack sizes up the situation and repositions the Jackapult, setting it to MAX. He launches the vehicle in a random direction.


General J. Debauchery wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:

*Poof*

Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!

I really need to turn that siren off, and the slaads gave the car tentacles somehow. Lt. Bill Z. Bubba is probably going to mad when he gets the car back.

Now, where are we? Oh, phew! It's the Jacks. Maybe they can get us back to the Thread Celestial.

General Jack sizes up the situation and repositions the Jackapult, setting it to MAX. He launches the vehicle in a random direction.

Still better than the acid-spraying poodle slaad thing... *bing*

Scarab Sages

Ham and Fresh Pineapple Kabobs

Ingredients:
• 12 (10-inch) wooden skewers
• 1/2 cup Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Regular Syrup
• 1 fresh jalapeño chile, seeded, chopped
• 1 medium jicama
• 2 1/4 pounds boneless cooked ham, cut into 60 (3/4-inch) cubes
• 48 (3/4-inch) chunks fresh pineapple, (about 1/2 medium), peeled

Preparation Directions:
1. PLACE wooden skewers in shallow dish. Cover with water. Soak at least 30 minutes.
2. HEAT grill. In small saucepan, heat syrup and chile over medium heat until mixture comes to a boil, stirring occasionally. Set aside.
3. CUT jicama into 1/4-inch thick slices. Cut into 3/4-inch pieces. Alternately thread ham, jicama and pineapple on wooden skewers, using about 5 ham and 4 pineapple chunks on each skewer and ending with ham cube.
4. When ready to grill: PLACE skewers on gas grill over medium heat or on charcoal grill, 4 to 6 inches from medium coals. Cook 5 to 7 minutes or until heated, turning twice and brushing lightly with syrup mixture.

Yield: 12 kabobs
Prep Time: 30 min
Cook Time: 8 min


An old sailor strolls into the Clubhouse

"Does this fine establishment be the Jack Clubhouse?"

spying the Black Seal rum on tap "Aye, this be the right place." helping himself to a tankard of rum "Nuthin' like a bit of port in a storm."

"Has anyone seen that land-lubber of a cousin of mine, Panama Jack?"


Settling into one of the comfy chairs in the main room, Salty watches the live feed coming from the Dark & Stormy Knights' Road Trip. Spying Smu#f Jack wobbling more and more...

"Stand back me boyos, she's gonna blow!"

"Thar she blows!"

"I haven't seen someone that shade of green since my 1st trip as a cabin boy in Her Majesty's fleet."

Scarab Sages

Your family is the most important thing to our family. So make tonight’s meal special – make it a Hungry Jack® night! Your family will thank you for it, and so will ours.


So this is where the Jacks hang out. I've heard alot about you guys.

Sovereign Court

Tiny Tina wrote:
So this is where the Jacks hang out. I've heard alot about you guys.

If it was from the Thieves, don't believe a word...


Nope, from Dave Fryer.


Tiny Tina wrote:
Nope, from Dave Fryer.

That name seems familiar....


He told me you guys were pretty wild.


Tiny Tina wrote:
He told me you guys were pretty wild.

I must to inform you that the reports of our exploits are...grossly understated. We put the 'Jack' in wild. ;)


So should I make an alias to join this club or what?


General J. Debauchery wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
He told me you guys were pretty wild.
I must to inform you that the reports of our exploits are...grossly understated. We put the 'Jack' in wild. ;)

I'm willing to bet that I could keep up with you.


Tiny Tina wrote:
So should I make an alias to join this club or what?

Depends on if you want to be a Jill or a Jack. Jills get special privileges with names, like Angel of Violence and Apostle of Gygax. Of course you can hyphenate like Lynora-Jill. Male members (o.O) have Jack in their names, to proudly proclaim their loyalty to Callous Jack and the Angry Jack Cult.


Tiny Tina wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
He told me you guys were pretty wild.
I must to inform you that the reports of our exploits are...grossly understated. We put the 'Jack' in wild. ;)
I'm willing to bet that I could keep up with you.

How YOU doin'? ;)


Cool avvy!


General J. Debauchery wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
He told me you guys were pretty wild.
I must to inform you that the reports of our exploits are...grossly understated. We put the 'Jack' in wild. ;)
I'm willing to bet that I could keep up with you.
How YOU doin'? ;)

150 hours of community service for running down Main Street during the 4th of July parade wearing nothing but a little sash that said Paris Hilton. How about you?


Salty Jack wrote:
Cool avvy!

It looks like me, except for the ears of course.


Tiny Tina wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
He told me you guys were pretty wild.
I must to inform you that the reports of our exploits are...grossly understated. We put the 'Jack' in wild. ;)
I'm willing to bet that I could keep up with you.
How YOU doin'? ;)
150 hours of community service for running down Main Street wearing nothing but a little sash that said Paris Hilton. How about you?

150 days of therapy for running around WITH Paris Hilton!


lol


You can always let out a little of your wild side on the Dark & Stormy Knights thread. Everyone else does. ;)


General J. Debauchery wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
He told me you guys were pretty wild.
I must to inform you that the reports of our exploits are...grossly understated. We put the 'Jack' in wild. ;)
I'm willing to bet that I could keep up with you.
How YOU doin'? ;)
150 hours of community service for running down Main Street wearing nothing but a little sash that said Paris Hilton. How about you?
150 days of therapy for running around WITH Paris Hilton!

I forgot a little detail. Glad this forumn lets you edit.


Jack Hammer wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
So should I make an alias to join this club or what?
Depends on if you want to be a Jill or a Jack. Jills get special privileges with names, like Angel of Violence and Apostle of Gygax. Of course you can hyphenate like Lynora-Jill. Male members (o.O) have Jack in their names, to proudly proclaim their loyalty to Callous Jack and the Angry Jack Cult.

So how do you make an avatar?


Tiny Tina wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
He told me you guys were pretty wild.
I must to inform you that the reports of our exploits are...grossly understated. We put the 'Jack' in wild. ;)
I'm willing to bet that I could keep up with you.
How YOU doin'? ;)
150 hours of community service for running down Main Street wearing nothing but a little sash that said Paris Hilton. How about you?
150 days of therapy for running around WITH Paris Hilton!
I forgot a little detail. Glad this forumn lets you edit.

I bet many a man saluted your little flag/sash that day. o.O


General J. Debauchery wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
He told me you guys were pretty wild.
I must to inform you that the reports of our exploits are...grossly understated. We put the 'Jack' in wild. ;)
I'm willing to bet that I could keep up with you.
How YOU doin'? ;)
150 hours of community service for running down Main Street wearing nothing but a little sash that said Paris Hilton. How about you?
150 days of therapy for running around WITH Paris Hilton!
I forgot a little detail. Glad this forumn lets you edit.
I bet many a man saluted your little flag/sash that day. o.O

They all stood at attention.


Tiny Tina wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
So should I make an alias to join this club or what?
Depends on if you want to be a Jill or a Jack. Jills get special privileges with names, like Angel of Violence and Apostle of Gygax. Of course you can hyphenate like Lynora-Jill. Male members (o.O) have Jack in their names, to proudly proclaim their loyalty to Callous Jack and the Angry Jack Cult.
So how do you make an avatar?

Can only choose pics from the selections, but you can make an alias on the My Account page. Create alias, change name, save, select picture, have fun. no custom pics at this time.


Tiny Tina wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
He told me you guys were pretty wild.
I must to inform you that the reports of our exploits are...grossly understated. We put the 'Jack' in wild. ;)
I'm willing to bet that I could keep up with you.
How YOU doin'? ;)
150 hours of community service for running down Main Street wearing nothing but a little sash that said Paris Hilton. How about you?
150 days of therapy for running around WITH Paris Hilton!
I forgot a little detail. Glad this forumn lets you edit.
I bet many a man saluted your little flag/sash that day. o.O
They all stood at attention.

True Americans. I'm proud.


I couldn't find any Asian ones. I was hoping for one that looked like my girlfriend.


Jack'n Jill wrote:
I couldn't find any Asian ones. I was hoping for one that looked like my girlfriend.

You can always update it if you spot a better one later. Welcome to the Clubhouse, Jack'n Jill!


Glad to be here.


Jack'n Jill wrote:
Glad to be here.

OK, since Jack's Right Hand Man isn't here, I have some orientation tidbits for you.

Angry Jack's credo -

Spoiler:
Violence is always an option

Question - what do you get if you mix Black Seal Rum and Bartlett's Ginger Beer?

Question 2 - a poodle, a thief, and a peasant invade the Clubhouse. Who do you kick out first?


The poodle?


Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:
The poodle?

The thief, you peasant. They'll steal the booze.

Then the peasant, to get 'em back to work keeping the pool and hottub clean, and the white sand volleyball court raked.

Last is the poodle since we use 'em to mop up spilt beer. When they're soggy you kick 'em out.

Hey! Get back to work!

*kicks peasant out into the yard*


As Hammer said, get back to work Commie before you get put into the Jackapult!

Liberty's Edge

Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:
The poodle?

I'd have to vote peasant. ;)


Gark the Goblin wrote:
Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:
The poodle?
I'd have to vote peasant. ;)

How about Jack?


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
As Hammer said, get back to work Commie before you get put into the Jackapult!

Mutters under his breath as he mucks out the hot tub

Bloody fascists

Scarab Sages

Caramel Nut Biscuits

Ingredients:
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1/3 cup granulated sugar
• 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
• 1/3 cup milk
• 1(26.4 oz) bag Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Frozen Biscuits
• 2 tablespoons butter, melted

HONEY-CARAMEL SAUCE
• 1/2 cup firmly packed brown sugar
• 1/4 cup butter
• 1/4 cup honey
• 1/2 cupEagle Brand® Sweetened Condensed Milk
• 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
• 1 cup chopped pecans, toasted*

Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 375°F. Place sheet of parchment paper over 20 x 17-inch cookie sheet; spray with no-stick cooking spray.
2. COMBINE sugar and cinnamon in small bowl; set aside. Pour milk in shallow bowl; dip frozen biscuits in milk, then in cinnamon sugar. Place on parchment paper so biscuits touch. Drizzle with melted butter.
3. BAKE 24 to 26 minutes or until golden brown. Cool slightly.
4. COMBINE brown sugar, butter and honey in 4-cup microwave-safe glass bowl or measuring cup. Microwave on HIGH (100% power) 3 minutes, stirring every minute. Stir in condensed milk; microwave on HIGH an additional 2 minutes, stirring every minute. Stir in vanilla.
5. DRIZZLE sauce over biscuits; sprinkle nuts over top. Serve warm.

TIP *To toast pecans: Place in dry nonstick skillet; cook over medium heat, shaking pan until nuts are lightly browned.

Yield: 12 servings
Prep Time: 20 min
Cook Time: 30 min

Sovereign Court

Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
As Hammer said, get back to work Commie before you get put into the Jackapult!

Mutters under his breath as he mucks out the hot tub

Bloody fascists

*punt*


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
As Hammer said, get back to work Commie before you get put into the Jackapult!

Hello everyone, Peabody here. Just thought I'd pop in to inform you that Moorluck's FaWTL thread has officially lapped you Jacks!

You Jacks are officially obsolete technology. Toodles!

The message sponsored by the Poodle Lords. Yap!


Callous Jack wrote:
Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
As Hammer said, get back to work Commie before you get put into the Jackapult!

Mutters under his breath as he mucks out the hot tub

Bloody fascists

*punt*

It's good to see the boss back in action.


Mr. Peabody wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
As Hammer said, get back to work Commie before you get put into the Jackapult!

Hello everyone, Peabody here. Just thought I'd pop in to inform you that Moorluck's FaWTL thread has officially lapped you Jacks!

You Jacks are officially obsolete technology. Toodles!

The message sponsored by the Poodle Lords. Yap!

No one is greater than the Jacks mutt! *punt*


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
No one is greater than the Jacks mutt! *punt*

{punted through the air} You're still behind.....


Callous Jack wrote:
Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
As Hammer said, get back to work Commie before you get put into the Jackapult!

Mutters under his breath as he mucks out the hot tub

Bloody fascists

*punt*

Who was that Masked Man?


KNOCK

KNOCK

KNOCK

Ding-ding-dong.

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