Yes, burritos go well with Ginger beer. The only beer the castaways had on Gilligan's Island. That, and Black Seal Rum.
Did I ever tell you about the time I had to order troops into battle on that cursed isle? It was only supposed to be a 3 hour expedition. Took my troops years to get home!
wanders off, munching a burrito
Finishes getting her closet organized to her liking. Deploys the new security system. Gets dressed for an evening out.
Comes out wearing a skimpy white minidress
"Is my ride here yet? My friends are picking me up for a night of clubbing. You remember the celestial nymphs right? Well, anyways, we're having a girls' night, so I'll see you tomorrow...Probably. Well, you know how they are. Things can get kind of wild."
Finishes getting her closet organized to her liking. Deploys the new security system. Gets dressed for an evening out.
Comes out wearing a skimpy white minidress
"Is my ride here yet? My friends are picking me up for a night of clubbing. You remember the celestial nymphs right? Well, anyways, we're having a girls' night, so I'll see you tomorrow...Probably. Well, you know how they are. Things can get kind of wild."
I wouldn't go out wearing that one. Callous has the same one. What if you end up at the same club?
I wouldn't go out wearing that one. Callous has the same one. What if you end up at the same club?Finishes getting her closet organized to her liking. Deploys the new security system. Gets dressed for an evening out.
Comes out wearing a skimpy white minidress
"Is my ride here yet? My friends are picking me up for a night of clubbing. You remember the celestial nymphs right? Well, anyways, we're having a girls' night, so I'll see you tomorrow...Probably. Well, you know how they are. Things can get kind of wild."
*Giggles* "I thought you liked this one. You did help me pick it out. Okay, so you tell me, which one do you think I should wear?"
*Giggles* "I thought you liked this one. You did help me pick it out. Okay, so you tell me, which one do you think I should wear?"I wouldn't go out wearing that one. Callous has the same one. What if you end up at the same club?Finishes getting her closet organized to her liking. Deploys the new security system. Gets dressed for an evening out.
Comes out wearing a skimpy white minidress
"Is my ride here yet? My friends are picking me up for a night of clubbing. You remember the celestial nymphs right? Well, anyways, we're having a girls' night, so I'll see you tomorrow...Probably. Well, you know how they are. Things can get kind of wild."
Well, we know better than to go with lace...so maybe the gold one.
Well, we know better than to go with lace...so maybe the gold one.
*Giggles* "I thought you liked this one. You did help me pick it out. Okay, so you tell me, which one do you think I should wear?"
"Okay. Be right back."
She disappears back into her room for a few minutes and comes back wearing what might generously be able to be described as a dress. More accurately it was a series of gold straps connecting to each other in vaguely dresslike shape, although somehow it managed to adequately cover all strategic areas.
She spins around. "That look better?"
Head on over here and get "baned" by Celestial Healer. Jacks (and Jill) welcome!
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Hungry Jack® has everything you need to make breakfast the best part of your family's morning. Here you'll find great pancake, waffle and specialty breakfast recipes. Make breakfast time family time – with Hungry Jack®!
Whether you like the convenience of our "Just Add Water" products or prefer to add in your own milk, oil, and eggs. There's a Hungry Jack® mix for you.
For a truly special breakfast, try these delectable crepes made with Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Pancake And Waffle Mix topped with Smucker's® Peach or Apricot Preserves.
Peaches and Cream Crepes
Ingredients:
CREPES
• 2 large eggs
• 1 cup water
• 2 tablespoons Crisco® Pure Vegetable Oil
• 1 cup Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
FILLING
• 1 (8 oz.) package cream cheese, softened
• 1 cup powdered sugar
• 1 teaspoon almond extract
TOPPING
• 1/2 cup Smucker's® Peach Preserves
OR Smucker's® Apricot Preserves
• 1 tablespoon butter
• 1/2 teaspoon almond extract
• 1/3 cup sliced almonds, toasted*
• Whipped cream (optional)
Preparation Directions:
1. PLACE eggs, water and oil into blender container. Cover and process by pulsing several times. Add pancake mix. Process until smooth.
2. SPRAY a 10-inch nonstick skillet with no-stick cooking spray. Heat pan over medium-high heat. Pour 3 to 4 tablespoons batter into preheated skillet, immediately tilting pan until batter covers bottom. Cook until edges start to dry and center is set. Turn to brown second side. Turn out crepe onto a plate. Repeat with remaining batter to make eight (8 inch) crepes.
3. BEAT cream cheese, powdered sugar and 1 teaspoon almond extract in a small bowl with electric mixer until smooth. Combine peach preserves, butter and 1/2 teaspoon almond extract in a small microwave-safe bowl. Microwave on HIGH (100% power) 30 to 45 seconds or until melted.
4. DIVIDE cream cheese mixture evenly between the 8 crepes, spreading the cheese over the crepes. Fold the crepe in half, then in half once again, forming a triangle. Place two crepes on each dessert plate. Just before serving, top with peach preserves mixture, almonds and whipped cream.
TIP *To toast almonds: Place almonds in dry nonstick skillet; cook over medium heat, shaking pan until nuts are lightly browned.
Yield: 8 (8 inch) crepes
Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 20 min
She disappears back into her room for a few minutes and comes back wearing what might generously be able to be described as a dress. More accurately it was a series of gold straps connecting to each other in vaguely dresslike shape, although somehow it managed to adequately cover all strategic areas.
She spins around. "That look better?"
Meanwhile... At the local brewery, a lone Jack welds patches on a metal fermenting vat, damaged during another gnomish brewing "experiment."
Hmmm-hmmmm-hmmm... {suddenly both eyes sproing out and his jaw falls open} What the f$$@ing hell!?!?
{quickly looks around} Huh, She's nowhere around?!
{angrily punts a passing gnome} Did you f%#!ing gnomes build me out of leftover f$%@ing 80's GM f&$!ing auto parts!!! F*!!!
Well, we know better than to go with lace...so maybe the gold one.
*Giggles* "I thought you liked this one. You did help me pick it out. Okay, so you tell me, which one do you think I should wear?"
"Okay. Be right back."
She disappears back into her room for a few minutes and comes back wearing what might generously be able to be described as a dress. More accurately it was a series of gold straps connecting to each other in vaguely dresslike shape, although somehow it managed to adequately cover all strategic areas.
She spins around. "That look better?"
"You might want to stay away from any combustibles."
She disappears back into her room for a few minutes and comes back wearing what might generously be able to be described as a dress. More accurately it was a series of gold straps connecting to each other in vaguely dresslike shape, although somehow it managed to adequately cover all strategic areas.
She spins around. "That look better?"
"You might want to stay away from any combustibles."
She grins.
"Well, that sounds like it looks better."
A car horn sounds outside.
"Oh, that's my ride. See you guys later."
She heads outside and climbs into the car with the celestial nymphs.
With the main floor nearly deserted JH begins making a fort out of empty beer kegs, and building a reloading launcher for the acorns laying around the room, perfecting it by targeting the Tarrasque's head's open maw. He aims the launcher at the top of the stairs to the basement and rigs a trigger for Frat when he decides to come back up.
Until then he decides that some XBox 360 in HD and surround sound is in order.
Begins throwing acorns at the tarrasque head behind the bar
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That sure took a long time for you to remember what came after 3.
6That sure took a long time for you to remember what came after 3.
stopped for a few beers, then a nap ;)
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woah. you scared me. I was listening to the echoes in main room.
*cell phone on bar rings*
*cell phone on bar rings*
"Hellooo? Jack's Bar and Grill."
*cell phone on bar rings*"Hellooo? Jack's Bar and Grill."
*loud music in background*
"Hey! Look there's kind of a rave going on in the Celestial Thread. I didn't think you'd care, but they just broke out the beer and pizza rolls. Woops, gotta go. New song starting. See ya later."
*cell phone on bar rings*"Hellooo? Jack's Bar and Grill."*loud music in background*
"Hey! Look there's kind of a rave going on in the Celestial Thread. I didn't think you'd care, but they just broke out the beer and pizza rolls. Woops, gotta go. New song starting. See ya later."
Hmmm...
grabs a bottle of Black Seal Rum and a keg of Ginger Beer and heads out
*cell phone on bar rings*"Hellooo? Jack's Bar and Grill."*loud music in background*
"Hey! Look there's kind of a rave going on in the Celestial Thread. I didn't think you'd care, but they just broke out the beer and pizza rolls. Woops, gotta go. New song starting. See ya later."
Hmmm...
grabs a bottle of Black Seal Rum and a keg of Ginger Beer and heads out
<sneaks into the Jack's clubhouse and fills it from floor to ceiling with acorns, storing them for winter>
<sneaks into the Jack's clubhouse and fills it from floor to ceiling with acorns, storing them for winter>*cell phone on bar rings*"Hellooo? Jack's Bar and Grill."*loud music in background*
"Hey! Look there's kind of a rave going on in the Celestial Thread. I didn't think you'd care, but they just broke out the beer and pizza rolls. Woops, gotta go. New song starting. See ya later."
Hmmm...
grabs a bottle of Black Seal Rum and a keg of Ginger Beer and heads out
Shoots squirrel with Taser, places it in the Jackapult and launches it into the Slaad thread, along with its nuts.
Darn rodent!
JH returns
What'd I miss?
JH returns
What'd I miss?
Another darn squirrel invasion!
Another darn squirrel invasion!JH returns
What'd I miss?
Let me help shovel them out...1
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This is thirsty work
One tequila
Two tequila
Three tequila
Floor
Drink that, turncoats!
Line 'em up again!
So long as there is one Jack still drinking, this Clubhouse will not be...err...
...sinking. Say it again, bro! *hic*