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The churning sounds of concrete mixers pouring enormous amounts of concrete into molds and frames on the side of the house echoes across the estate, as a queue of cement trucks wind around the property and as far down the street as the eyes can see.


[idea bubble]Hard Hat Hotties[/idea bubble]

Hey Ladies! Any of you able to hold onto a jackhammer?

err...either kind?


Jack Hammer wrote:

[idea bubble]Hard Hat Hotties[/idea bubble]

Hey Ladies! Any of you able to hold onto a jackhammer?

err...either kind?

Just say the word, doll.


R. S. Powerhouse wrote:
The churning sounds of concrete mixers pouring enormous amounts of concrete into molds and frames on the side of the house echoes across the estate, as a queue of cement trucks wind around the property and as far down the street as the eyes can see.

Devlyn gets to work getting tables and chairs and such forth moved/set up to give the construction guys the room they need.


Priestess of Discord wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

[idea bubble]Hard Hat Hotties[/idea bubble]

Hey Ladies! Any of you able to hold onto a jackhammer?

err...either kind?

Just say the word, doll.

Doesn't a jackhammer have two handles? pouty face


Priestess of Discord wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

[idea bubble]Hard Hat Hotties[/idea bubble]

Hey Ladies! Any of you able to hold onto a jackhammer?

err...either kind?

Just say the word, doll.

"Now that's thinking outside of your mind, JH!" Devlyn says as he unfolds some of the lawn chairs and scans the grounds for some bathtowels. :)


Jack'n Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Hot tub! Pool! White sand volleyball court!

More booze!

Sounds fun. turns to the nymphs Do you want to join me in the hot tub?

The three nymphs giggle in unison.

Absolutely! We love hot tubs.


Im'm hungry and with the munchies for pork! Fire up the grill, I'll be right back

*grabs Shotgun of dire boar Slaying +2*


celestial nymph wrote:
Jack'n Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Hot tub! Pool! White sand volleyball court!

More booze!

Sounds fun. turns to the nymphs Do you want to join me in the hot tub?

The three nymphs giggle in unison.

Absolutely! We love hot tubs.

Devlyn changes mission priorities and starts looking for tangas instead of bathtowels.


Frat Jack wrote:

Im'm hungry and with the munchies for pork! Fire up the grill, I'll be right back

*grabs Shotgun of dire boar Slaying +2*

All right! A pig roast!


Looks like we're gonna need marguaritas and pina coladas for this here party.

Heads into the cellar to restock the outdoor bar, making sure to wear his new hardhat.


hmmm...if we rotate the Jackpault and lower the tension we'd have a pretty good trampoline.

begins modifications. setting up new cameras to cover all the angles.


General J. Debauchery wrote:

Looks like we're gonna need marguaritas and pina coladas for this here party.

Heads into the cellar to restock the outdoor bar, making sure to wear his new hardhat.

Yay! Margaritas and pina coladas! Can I get one of those now?


Jack Hammer wrote:

hmmm...if we rotate the Jackpault and lower the tension we'd have a pretty good trampoline.

begins modifications. setting up new cameras to cover all the angles.

A trampoline sounds like fun. let me know as soon as you have that set up.


lynora-Jill wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:

Looks like we're gonna need marguaritas and pina coladas for this here party.

Heads into the cellar to restock the outdoor bar, making sure to wear his new hardhat.

Yay! Margaritas and pina coladas! Can I get one of those now?

General Jack returns with the 1st batches, and the supplies to make more.

Sure thing, pretty lady!


Do you want us to play Jackhammer or tramps-oline?

Not that I'm adverse to multi-tasking.


Priestess of Discord wrote:

Do you want us to play Jackhammer or tramps-oline?

Not that I'm adverse to multi-tasking.

*downs a pina colada*

I don't think I know those games. How do you play?


Priestess of Discord wrote:

Do you want us to play Jackhammer or tramps-oline?

Not that I'm adverse to multi-tasking.

How 'bout the trampoline, while I write up a quick script for Hard Hat Hotties?


lynora-Jill wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:

Do you want us to play Jackhammer or tramps-oline?

Not that I'm adverse to multi-tasking.

*downs a pina colada*

I don't think I know those games. How do you play?

Come on. I'll show you.

Leads LJ to trampoline


Bounce


Hey! Wait for me, Greedy!

bounce


BOUNCE


BOUNCE


Oooh! Look like fun.

Bounce

Yep, it is fun.

Bounces some more.


bounce


Bounce


"Oh my - that's a whole lotta bounce there."


ba-bounce


The Dalesman wrote:
"Oh my - that's a whole lotta bounce there."

*giggles*

This is lots of fun.

Bounce

Bounce

Bounce


jiggle


*giggle*


[Twitch]


a lot better than the dumb posts on the FaWTL thread!


bounce, thump


"Hey JH! Do we have that water hose online yet? I think we've got an overheating problem over here!" :P


somersault


Bounce

Accidentally bumps into El-lina

Oops! Sorry about that. You okay?


Priestess of Discord wrote:
bounce, thump

[Blink, Blink]


The Dalesman wrote:
"Hey JH! Do we have that water hose online yet? I think we've got an overheating problem over here!" :P

Yeah! It's over by the outdoor shower.


lynora-Jill wrote:

Bounce

Accidentally bumps into El-lina

Oops! Sorry about that. You okay?

Sure, honey. Feel free to bump into me anytime.

bounce


El-Lina Solareil wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

Bounce

Accidentally bumps into El-lina

Oops! Sorry about that. You okay?

Sure, honey. Feel free to bump into me anytime.

bounce

Okay.

Bounce

Bounce


Jack Hammer wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:
"Hey JH! Do we have that water hose online yet? I think we've got an overheating problem over here!" :P
Yeah! It's over by the outdoor shower.

"Grand!"

Goes over and turns the water on, then brings the hose back over to where he was, making sure the nozzle settings are where they need to be. :)

Liberty's Edge

smurfin' bouncing

Can you keep the racket down over here? The FaWTL thread's trying to get to 7000.


I'm such an internet pimp o.O


Jack Hammer wrote:
I'm such an internet pimp o.O

Yes...yes you are. ;D


mattdroz wrote:

smvrfin' bouncing

Can you keep the racket down over here? The FaWTL thread's trying to get to 7000.

using the momentum of the trampoline PoD punts the smvrf to the Frog Pond

*punt*


I've typhoons with less energy.

Someone fetch me another bottle. I don't want to miss a thing.


mattdroz wrote:

s^^rfin' bouncing

Can you keep the racket down over here? The FaWTL thread's trying to get to 7000.

To quote a famous pony on these boards

Spoiler:
Losers.


The Dalesman wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:
"Hey JH! Do we have that water hose online yet? I think we've got an overheating problem over here!" :P
Yeah! It's over by the outdoor shower.

"Grand!"

Goes over and turns the water on, then brings the hose back over to where he was, making sure the nozzle settings are where they need to be. :)

"Hey, can you send some of that over here? All this bouncing is making me really hot."

Bounce


They're blue with envy

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