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COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE OTD!

COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!

Has KC renounced chaos to become another brick in the wall?

OWW!

Burn the Internet down!

NED LUDD!

I believe this parrot a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!

COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!

He's the one they call
Dr. Feelgood
He's the one gonna make you feel
All right

Down with Fascio-feudalistic tyrants!

I hope you take it to the rim and win this mother!

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!

You can all come live in our village. It's an anarcho-syndicalist commune, and we have some lovely filth.

Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

What happens if I press this red button?

Nothing. Nothing at all. Go ahead and press it.

Makes sure the red button is connected to the electrodes and that a peasant is strapped in tight.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

HELP! HELP! IM BEING OPPRESSED!

Did you say 'pressed'? OK, I'll press the red button for Gary.

Presses red button

GGGHHTTGGIGGITY!HUMINAHUMINAHUMINAeieiei!

The smell of roasting peasant fills the thread

TriOmegaZero wrote:

Where'd you find the peasant?

He was shining my Jack boots

No I wasn't, you fascist golem

Gary Teter wrote:

What happens if I press this red button?

Nothing. Nothing at all. Go ahead and press it.

Makes sure the red button is connected to the electrodes and that a peasant is strapped in tight.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

HELP! HELP! IM BEING OPPRESSED!

Right O! Finally home at Umpton-Under-Filth! Time for our bi-annual anarcho-syndicalist meeting. And it's my turn to be Secretary General! Huzzah for executive power! Now where ..

Looks about

Oh no. Oh no no no!

Paramilitaries fighting terrorists? Why don't we call them GI Blackwater, a real American fiasco?

I vote for Cobra Commanders ideal. I heard he will unite us under the banner of the greatest good for the greatest number. GI Joe is a tired paradigm of a failed state.

Although the office of marraige is merely a tool the oppressive feudalistic system uses to enslave our sisters in matrimonial bondage ..

BEST WISHES!

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Some aliases work to unseat the vilolent fascist establishment and bring a true glorious revolution in the name of Sacred Humanity!

That's my line, you fascist!

*thung*

AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I am a member of Militant Anarchists Against Manditory Anything Resembling Right Yeilding.

And MAAMARRY will fix you good if you don't let me go!

You had better not! I know people!

Let go of me you fascist, ignorant, brutish, dogmatic, revisionist, lackey of the military-industrial complex!

HELP! HELP! I'M BEING OPPRESSED!

Eek!

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!

Runs back panting. Gives the finger to the Jacks

Runs back and hides in the bushes

I need a nap ...

Agh! Water! You're ruining my lovely filth!

Runs back to the Jack's Thread

Looks at the egg

Ah anarchic energy! Thanks mate, I needed a fresh burst after dealing with that fascist winged sheet-wrapped looney who ported me here!

Absorbs egg and grows more frog-looking

Appears in a puff of lilac-scented smoke and a spray of peacock feathers

Now where did that half-dire chicken port me to?

Pizza roll?

Please! Just because your grandfather was a swan or something and you dress in a white bedsheet doesn't qualify you as an avatar of some farcical flying spaghetti monster!

I mean really, if I proclaimed myself grand poohbah of cloud cookoo land because me gran got raped by a goose and I shopped at Bed Bath and Beyond for my clothes they'd lock me away!

Looks at Sytt

Go ahead, read it too and spread the revolution!

The ragged man scowls

I don't need your authoritarian branwashing, I have this!

Pulls out a dog-eared copy of Steal This Book.

What kind of opiate of the masses wet dream have I been catapulted into?

A whistling sound is followed by a ragged man falling from the sky and landing on top of the microwave, smashing it to bits.

OWW!!

Bloody fascist Jacks! Imperialist authoritarians!

Looks about

And what's this place then? Looks like a bad remake of Heaven Can Wait ...

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsssssscccccciist!!!

Bloody fascist wankers!

ACK! Get these fuzzy rats off me!

Runs around clubhouse knocking over beers and small tables

You're all a bunch of fascists, I'll have you know!

Pops out of a bush.

Did anyone see my cousin Abelard about here? We are supposed to be chairing the biweekly comittee on mud distribution and then attending a seminar on health and peasnat services ...

As Hammer said, get back to work Commie before you get put into the Jackapult!

Mutters under his breath as he mucks out the hot tub

Bloody fascists

The poodle?

Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:

Dennis the Peasant wrote:

Come see the violence inherent in the system!

HEY! THAT'S MY SCHTICK!

How'd you get that job, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

No you Bolshevist twit, I got this job as duly appointed chairperson for the commue on Fridays and alternate Tuesdays, with any legislation proposed by me having to be ratified by a simple majority of commune particpants in the case of local matters, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of major commune policy ..blah blah ...

Weaves a Political Confusion spell on the thread.

Come see the violence inherent in the system!

HEY! THAT'S MY SCHTICK!

Help! Help! I'm being opressed!

How dare you call me a rat, old woman! Look, I'm beating up your cheese! Squeak! Squeak, I tell you, squeak!

Bloody lot of fascists, you rats.

Tyrant! I'm being repressed! Come and see the violence inherant in the system!

Hey stop stealing my lines you curly-haired rat!

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