If "hugs" means giving you a swift kick in the ass, then yes, I'll be by tomorrow for "hugs". Btw, for the Millionth time, MY NAME IS THE MONDAY MONSTER!!! IT"S NOT HUMO YOU &*^%$#^!!!Yay, MoMo!
When are coming to visit for "hugs"?
MoMo, I can understand why you'd be upset when someone calls you HuMo. That's definitely not your name. It'd be like calling me Rasty, or saying I'm not a poodle. I'd be peeved too.
And whoever is calling MoMo HuMo, please stop. Poor MoMo has feelings, too.
If "hugs" means giving you a swift kick in the ass, then yes, I'll be by tomorrow for "hugs". Btw, for the Millionth time, MY NAME IS THE MONDAY MONSTER!!! IT"S NOT HUMO YOU &*^%$#^!!!Yay, MoMo!
When are coming to visit for "hugs"?
MoMo, I can understand why you'd be upset when someone calls you HuMo. That's definitely not your name. It'd be like calling me Rasty, or saying I'm not a poodle. I'd be peeved too.
And whoever is calling MoMo HuMo, please stop. Poor MoMo has feelings, too.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! You've got me so angry I can't think straight! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
One time I had this dream that I was a Labrador Retriever. When I awoke I found that I was no longer Walken the Dog.
Get it? Walken the Dog. Ha. Hahaha.
sits and waits calmly for MoMo
*dons his leather chaps and ball gag and waits for MoMo to inflict "punishment"*
*dons his leather chaps and ball gag and waits for MoMo to inflict "punishment"*
You got a perty mouth.
Hi Poodles! Are you ready to die?
Hi Poodles! Are you ready to die?
Don't kill mah poodles. Cain't y'all see they's lovers not fahters?
Hi Poodles! Are you ready to die?Don't kill mah poodles. Cain't y'all see they's lovers not fahters?
*Punt*
Ooh! I hope those boots are steel-toed. Punt me, big boy.
Ooh! I hope those boots are steel-toed. Punt me, big boy.
*PUNT* *watches Snarky fly* That one might be a record breaker!
... O_o
Btw, for the Millionth time, MY NAME IS THE MONDAY MONSTER!!! IT"S NOT HUMO YOU &*^%$#^!!!
We can't count that high, MoMo.
jumps on MoMo's leg and starts humping away
jumps on MoMo's leg and starts humping away
*Flings CDP off* You'll have to do better than that to get me today CDP*
jumps on MoMo's leg and starts humping away*Flings CDP off* You'll have to do better than that to get me today CDP*
OK.
jumps on MoMo and force feeds him some meds and booze
jumps on MoMo's leg and starts humping away*Flings CDP off* You'll have to do better than that to get me today CDP*OK.
jumps on MoMo and force feeds him some meds and booze
<Returns from punting and jumps on MoMo's leg and starts humping>
Yee haw!
jumps on MoMo's leg and starts humping away*Flings CDP off* You'll have to do better than that to get me today CDP*OK.
jumps on MoMo and force feeds him some meds and booze
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Cough* *gags and plops dead on the Spotty Carpet*
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Cough* *gags and plops dead on the Spotty Carpet*jumps on MoMo's leg and starts humping away*Flings CDP off* You'll have to do better than that to get me today CDP*OK.
jumps on MoMo and force feeds him some meds and booze
*humps MoMo for that last dying shudder*
Hi everybody! I don't see any humpin' going on! I wanna see humpin'!
*humps a rosebush*
I would hump, but our collective humping rights are being targeted.
I would hump, but our collective humping rights are being targeted.
By who? Those damn frenchies?!?! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...........Let me at em!
By who? Those damn frenchies?!?!
You, big boy. Your tail looks especially poofy today. Have you switched conditioner?
Did we fill our hump quoata…'cause I think I might be able to find a stray Jill to get a few humps in.
Yip, Yip, Yip!!!
Yipyap!
*wags undead tail*
*wags undead tail*
You smell familiar... *squints at the undead poodle* O_o
I thought you'd recognize me, my undead poodle form does give off a distinct scent. And thanks for the welcome!
And now…for the customary welcoming hump!
Spins the Barry White album.
And now…for the customary welcoming hump!
Spins the Barry White album.
Go easy on him, it's his first time... with a poodle ;)
If my legs break off don't freak, just get me an inflict light and that should put me back together.
Awwwwww, I ain't never got any poodle lovin'.
Awwwwww, I ain't never got any poodle lovin'.
How bout some undead poodle lovin' *hump, hump, hump.* *Tail breaks off from too much wagging*
*wags undead tail*
There goes the neighborhood....
...and in this neighborhood, that's saying something.
Awwwwww, I ain't never got any poodle lovin'.How bout some undead poodle lovin' *hump, hump, hump.* *Tail breaks off from too much wagging*
Is this what Ron Jeremy's funeral is going to smell like?
Awwwwww, I ain't never got any poodle lovin'.How bout some undead poodle lovin' *hump, hump, hump.* *Tail breaks off from too much wagging*
Right kind of you. Ah think yur more Rottie then Poodle, tho.
Right kind of you. Ah think yur more Rottie then Poodle, tho.Awwwwww, I ain't never got any poodle lovin'.How bout some undead poodle lovin' *hump, hump, hump.* *Tail breaks off from too much wagging*
I see what you did there...
Right kind of you. Ah think yur more Rottie then Poodle, tho.Awwwwww, I ain't never got any poodle lovin'.How bout some undead poodle lovin' *hump, hump, hump.* *Tail breaks off from too much wagging*
Wow how'dya know. I'm actually a Rottweiler, the necromancer that reanimated me couldn't find any poodles to reanimate so he settled for me and then cut my fur to so that I kinda look like a poodle.
Welcome to the thread!
A few things:
- Humping is mandatory.
- Don't touch Clinically Depressed Poodle's meds.
- No Frenchies. That includes any clowns or mimes.
- The Monday Monster comes by once a week because he can't get enough of our lovin'.
- We have Casual Fridays, but that's not a good thing. Someone likes to come by who does not know how to dress.
- The bathroom is that carpet over there.
Welcome to the thread!
A few things:
- Humping is mandatory.
- Don't touch Clinically Depressed Poodle's meds.
- No Frenchies. That includes any clowns or mimes.
- The Monday Monster comes by once a week because he can't get enough of our lovin'.
- We have Casual Fridays, but that's not a good thing. Someone likes to come by who does not know how to dress.
- The bathroom is that carpet over there.
Whew thank god I've been holding it for hours.
*Lifts leg at spotty carpet*
Welcome to the thread!
A few things:
- Humping is mandatory.
- Don't touch Clinically Depressed Poodle's meds.
- No Frenchies. That includes any clowns or mimes.
- The Monday Monster comes by once a week because he can't get enough of our lovin'.
- We have Casual Fridays, but that's not a good thing. Someone likes to come by who does not know how to dress.
- The bathroom is that carpet over there.
Whew thank god I've been holding it for hours.
*Lifts leg at spotty carpet*
*GURGLE*
Necro-Pee? You guys drink? X_X
Yup, just for fun though. I never get thirsty I just drink so I can enjoy lifting my legs at things like I did in life.
Yup, just for fun though. I never get thirsty I just drink so I can enjoy lifting my legs at things like I did in life.
It's extra foamy. Mmmm, foam.
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Welcome to the thread!
A few things:
- Humping is mandatory.
- Don't touch Clinically Depressed Poodle's meds.
- We love to hump Frenchies. That includes any clowns or mimes.
- The Monday Monster comes by once a week because he can't get enough of our lovin'.
- We have Casual Fridays, but that's not a good thing. Someone likes to come by who does not know how to dress.
- The bathroom is that carpet over there.
FIFY
Run in a circle excitedly.
*Stretches legs*
Hmmmmmm..... What do I hump today???
*Stretches legs*
Hmmmmmm..... What do I hump today???
Yeah, where is the Casual Friday Monster? We were gonna go have latte's and she was gonna make me look even smexier. ^_^