He comes back. The bad things always do.
Now me! Now me!Dang it. It's Tuesday now. Don't worry, Snarky. I'll remember to punt you next Monday.Also... This did not occur.
MoMo needs a better day planner to remember his appointments.
*form the Abyss* Yeah, I slept in too late. I'll be sure to wake up and do some poodle puntin' tomorrow.
He comes back. The bad things always do.
Bad? I thought you loved me, CDP.
Maybe MoMo has taken up golf on Mondays? I imagine punting old dudes in tacky clothing is probably pretty fun.
I haven't tried that yet. Thanks for the idea!
He comes back. The bad things always do.Bad? I thought you loved me, CDP.
You don't want my love. Bad things happen to what I love.
You don't want my love. Bad things happen to what I love.He comes back. The bad things always do.Bad? I thought you loved me, CDP.
Nothing bad ever happens to me. *punts CDP* AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! MY FOOT! MY FOOT! I THINK I BROKE MY FOOT! STUPID POODLES!!!!
I broke something once.....
Another Monday gone. Another Monday where I didn't get punted.
I'm starting to feel like maybe MoMo doesn't love me.
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Another Monday gone. Another Monday where I didn't get punted.
I'm starting to feel like maybe MoMo doesn't love me.
MoMo hasn't punted me since I got sprayed by a skunk kobold last year. Or was that an Axe salesclerk that sprayed me? {eats another handful of CDP's drugs} I think MoMo's worried about the getting the stink off afterwards.
I'm starting to feel like maybe MoMo doesn't love me.
I feel like that about everyone. All the time.
SAFETY BEAR IS A GOD! SAFETY BEAR IS TIME! SAFETY BEAR IS SAFETY! SAFETY BEAR IS BEAR! TURN AWAY FROM YOUR POODLES! TURN! TO! SAFETY BEAR!
MoMo hasn't punted me since I got sprayed by aAnother Monday gone. Another Monday where I didn't get punted.
I'm starting to feel like maybe MoMo doesn't love me.
skunkkobold last year. Or was that an Axe salesclerk that sprayed me? {eats another handful of CDP's drugs} I think MoMo's worried about the getting the stink off afterwards.
He still punts CDP, and CDP smells like the Crypt Keeper's taco farts.
Also, is anyone else gonna hump that Safety Bear? It seems like a waste to pass up the opportunity.
I wasn't sure if it would be safe. Bears have been known to maul people.
Also, is anyone else gonna hump that Safety Bear? It seems like a waste to pass up the opportunity.
I'm on it! *gets out his Barry White CD* *Humps the Safety Bear*
Another Monday gone. Another Monday where I didn't get punted.
I'm starting to feel like maybe MoMo doesn't love me.
*From the Abyss* &^*%$%#!!!! I BROKE MY FREAKING FOOT, YOU @#$%$#$$!!!
I had a chance once.....
GAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Don't worry, CDP. I think MoMo's foot is still broken.
*Punts Snarky and CDP* I'm baaaack! We monsters tend to heal quite rapidly!
I threw my back out once.....
I'm glad I videotaped this punting. I'm going to watch the video tomorrow while I hump the postman a leg.
Another Friday with nothing to do......
SAFETY BEAR IS BACK! HE HAS RETURNED! YOU CAN NOT STOP HIM!
Sorry, I don't remember you. Probably my memory is going.....
My memory went once......
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WHY AM I STILL ALIVE? CRUEL GODS OF IRONY!
My memory went once......
Who are you again? For that matter, who am I?
WHY AM I STILL ALIVE? CRUEL GODS OF IRONY!
Woah. I forgot there was a carpet under all those land mines! Meh. Time to add more to the pile.
The last otyugh we brought in here doused himself in kerosene and struck a match as soon as he saw the place.
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{drunkenly floats to the ground} Damn punk, David S. Pumpkins, muscling in on my turf...
{suddenly remember's his job, looks around approvingly at CDP's landmine patch} Yes, little CDP has worked hard to make this small HOLY CRAP! This a lot of landmines, like stalagmites and hills and... how do you poodles make landmine stalactites?!?! I judge this the Most Sincere Landmine Patch. Hmmm, I'm getting the weirdest sense of deja-pood...
{works quickly: 1) filling a large hollow Scrappy Doo-O' Lantern-piñata with squeaky toys, jerky treats, and a jar of fiber supplements, b) leaves a 10-gallon bag filled with all of assorted trippy meds next to the sleeping CDP's head, and Π), empties a bag of choice bits of different metals for Rusty.}
Oops, almost forgot... {reaches into magical colostomy bag and pulls out life-sized stuffed poodle filled with explosives and a to ensnare MoMo}
{Finally, with his work done, he nods approvingly before disappearing in a pumpkin-spicy sulfurous poof of flatulence}
I was doused once.......
I was doused once.......
Damn Frenchies! *licks CDP*
Congrats on the marriage, Snarky! You'll still take humpings from us, right?
I am a monogamous humper. Sorry, poodles.
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BWAHAHAHA! Who am I kidding? Pile on everyone!
GANGBANG!!!!! *humps Snarky*