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Snarky Poodle wrote:
Also, is anyone else gonna hump that Safety Bear? It seems like a waste to pass up the opportunity.

I'm on it! *gets out his Barry White CD* *Humps the Safety Bear*

It's Humpday!!!!!! Who wants a humping?

Miss Kitty wrote:
Hey, this year, April Courtfool's fell on a Hump Day!

Hi, Miss Kitty! I have a few tricks that I want to show ya! *humps Miss Kitty*

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Looks like it's that special day again, when everyone has fun but me.

Oh, wait.....that's every day.

Don't worry, little guy. I think you're going to have a lot of fun today! *humps CDP*

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I keep getting old.....

You're what I call an oldie but a goodie. *humps CDP*

Snarky Poodle wrote:
Hooray for Hump Day!

Hooray indeed!!! Nothing is more glorious than Humpday!!! *Humps Snarky*

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Ok, I see how it's gonna be. If anyone needs me (not that anyone ever does), I'll be over there in the corner...alone...probably crying....

Don't be sad, little fella. I know what you need to cheer up. *humps CDP*

CDP, you've been messing around with MoMo and not me? I feel neglected. *sniff*

I wonder what today is......

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Wow! This was the suckiest Humpday in a good while.


Sorry about that, CDP. I couldn't make it yesterday because I caught an STD. That's what I get for messing with a group of Chihuahuas. I'm so ashamed.

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Seems like today is something important......

ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT'S HUMPDAY!!!!! YAY!!! *plays Barry White and Marvin Gaye records* *Humps CDP*

Snarky Poodle wrote:
Good idea. They need it.

Yay! Snarky's here! I might be a day late but I'm sure nobody will care. *humps Snarky*

*humps the tumbleweeds*

*comes through the door wearing a camel costume* Uh-oh! Guess what day it is! Guess what day it is, huh? Anybody?

Snarky Poodle wrote:
Is anybody humping today?

You know I am! *Humps Snarky*

Snarky Poodle wrote:
Is it Humpday? Did I miss it?

Nope! *puts on the Barry White album* Let's start a love train! *Humps Llamafrog and Snarky*

Cockapoo wrote:
Casual Friday Monster wrote:
Is this a good week to wear my Celestial costume?
Only if you want to break poor HuMo's heart. Yap! Yap!

I guess I'll always have the memories. *sniff*

Snarky Poodle wrote:
It's okay, HuMo. You're always top dog in my book.

Thanks there, big guy. You'll get an extra humping next week.

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Celestial Healer wrote:
The Humpday Monster wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
What day is it anyway?
It's Humpday!!!!!! Hmm...I've never humped a Celestial before. First time for everything I guess. *humps CH*

Gaaah! Get it off me!

Smite smite smite!

How did I wind up in this thread?


*goes back to Celestial Thread*

*from Limbo* You'll....you'll call me, right? Right? *sigh* Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

Celestial Healer wrote:
What day is it anyway?

It's Humpday!!!!!! Hmm...I've never humped a Celestial before. First time for everything I guess. *humps CH*

Snarky Poodle wrote:

I practice a different kind of therapy...

*puts on some funky porn music*

I like your kind of music, Snarky. However, I like this even better. *puts on the Barry White CD*

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:


*does the Snoopy dance naked*

Snarky Poodle wrote:
What's today?

*puts on the Marvin Gaye and Barry White CDs* I think you know. *turns down the lights*

Who wants a day before Valentine's Day humping?

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
What is today, anyway?

I think you know. *humps CDP*

*dances around the clubhouse naked*

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I never win anything.......except pain and misery.

Congratulations! You won a free humping! *humps CDP*

*clears throat* I WONDER WHAT TODAY IS?

I wonder what today is?

Snarky Poodle wrote:

You know what today is?

*puts on the Barry White*

I think I can make a guess. *puts on the Marvin Gaye* *humps Snarky*

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Oh yeah! I remember.....Hump Day. Sadly, I'm in the wrong time zone.

You're never in the wrong time zone for a humping. *Teleports to Japan and powerhumps CDP*

Snarky Poodle wrote:

Not for another day at least. Today, we have... other plans...

*puts on the Barry White*

Yeah, baby. *humps Snarky*

Snarky Poodle wrote:

It is when it's HUMP DAY!

*humps CDP*

Yay!!! *Humps Snarky*

Hmm. I wonder what today is......

Hmm, I wonder what today is?

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
lays on the floor with his head on his paws and nose in the corner

Long time no hump! *humps CDP*

*watching the video* Hey, how did President Chirac get in here? Look CDP! Your former master is in this video as well! That's something you can hold over him!

*looks at the Porn video* Wait a minute, guys. Check this out. I think Momo is about to do his money shot!

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Elvis? Where?

*Blinks out and reappears in an Elvis jumpsuit*

Snarky Poodle wrote:
Do you want to reenact any of it, HuMo?

Sure, why not? *gets freaky with Snarky* Who's the king, baby?

*watching the videos while downing some popcorn* Wow, Momo. I didn't know you were such a freak!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Oh sure! Hump the guy who hates us. Just ignore me.


There's plenty of me to go around! I'm good at multitasking! *humps Snarky and CDP at the same time*

AbsolutGrndZer0 wrote:
AH darn. I mean. um... good you are all ok... I thought something horrible had happened as you were all so quiet for a few days... I'm so ma... i mean glad you are all ok!

Hi, big boy! Do you come around here often? *humps AbsolutGrndZer0*

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I can't remember what day it is.

*reforms* Let me give you a reminder. *powerhumps CDP*

Aberzombie wrote:
scampers around the thread

Ooh! It's been awhile since I've had some hot zombie luvin'! *Humps 'zombie*

Yeah, poor Momo. He's too afraid to embrace his inner Poodle like I have. *Humps CDP*

Llamafrog wrote:

Humday, YAY!

*Humps Snarky as he humps CDP*

*humps Llamafrog as he humps Snarky! It's a love train!

Llamafrog wrote:

Om my, a tuesday monster... it's getting crowded in here...

*humps The Tuesday monster*

I'm here now! *Humps Llamafrog*

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

YOU BETCHA!!! *humps CDP*

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