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Also, Zombie gets my vote! Caw caw!
*perches on Zombeh's shoulder and feeds him little bits of brains.*
I'm confused. *uncorks the scarecrow* Brain? Aw, somebody already tapped this keg.
Rawr. Zombiepuffin need caffeine!
*lets a worm wriggle in his brain*
Is it the list of people who have their own breakfast cereal?How about I use the word invigorated instead?Treppa managed to make that campaign feel alive.....Alive?!? Sad zombie is sad..... Zombiepuffin wants eyeball cereal. Like this cereal for zombies.
Are eyeballs caffeinated?
I'd keep the hood pulled down if I were you, Raistlin. SP might peck your eyes. You know how birds are with shiny objects. Mmm, eyeballs.
Right kind of you. Ah think yur more Rottie then Poodle, tho.Awwwwww, I ain't never got any poodle lovin'.How bout some undead poodle lovin' *hump, hump, hump.* *Tail breaks off from too much wagging* I see what you did there...
Here, nibble on the other end of this eyeball. It still has some gray matter on it.
Stole it from a hag. At least it is pretty clean.It tastes like Purell.
I don't know. I only have one eye, and it's somebody else's.
A shadow is just a lack of sufficient light. True darkness is NOTHING! /Nihilism
Yeah, but maybe a zombie cereal should be something that re-animates and eats other cereals?I'd eat them.It struck me as ironic yesterday that The Zombie has Life cereal, but I was thinking about it this morning (having nothing better to do) and realized there is a great deal of discrimination in the cereal world. Vampires have Count Chocula, flesh golems have Frankenberry, ghosts have Booberry, even aliens have Quisp, but nobody makes a zombie cereal! Why not? This must be rectified!Chocolate-coated Sugar Brainnnnssss......? Rice crispy's have "snap, crackle, pop". Maybe when you pour milk on your cereal it should say, "Braaaiiiiiiinnnssssss".
It struck me as ironic yesterday that The Zombie has Life cereal, but I was thinking about it this morning (having nothing better to do) and realized there is a great deal of discrimination in the cereal world. Vampires have Count Chocula, flesh golems have Frankenberry, ghosts have Booberry, even aliens have Quisp, but nobody makes a zombie cereal! Why not? This must be rectified!Chocolate-coated Sugar Brainnnnssss......? I'd eat them.
{pops out of her skull} Oh no, you're not making me watch that again! {hops off} Hmmmm... Nah.
Is it bad if you don't see ANYTHING in the mirror? I should get my eye checked.
NOM NOM NOM!
*Casts Protection from Avian Flu* Oh, leave some on the highway for me. I love that roadkill flavor.
I learned that letting your friends nibble your ear is a sure sign you're going to end up a zombie.
*gazes into the etheral* Ghost Post!
*Barfs up some ghosts*
I dropped an M&M and was sad that it might have landed on the floor. I was happy that it landed on my chair. Why is it that a chair seat seems cleaner than the floor?Scatters more M&Ms on the floor of the thread. Hey! Those weren't really M&M's!
Be strong! Don't do it!Hmm.*Eyes Teter's Peepers and drools* Don't worry. As an undead, I can go... Cold Turkey &:>3 /tongue in cheek.
Hmm. *Eyes Teter's Peepers and drools*
How about the Floater?
Jeez already page 12.....?There are days when the fur really flies. I hate bats... lazy rodents that turn into vampires. I'm sorry, but ghoulish avians are much better. Feathers are for flying, not fatty bits of skin. And what is with the ears, don't even get me started about the noses. Nothing is as sensibly classic as a beak. Bats wouldn't know majesty if it bit em in the face... ... and devoured their eyeballs.
Cool! Now I can be like a zombie pirate. Argh! Avast! Eye Eye, Cap'n! Mmmmm, eyeballs.
Give me the EYE!!! Dude, don't bogart my peepers. They're scrumptious.
*flies into thread covered in flies and perches on Aberzombie's shoulder* I feel a might... Peck-ish. Mind if I gobble a brain? |