You tell him Snarky! It's the best day of the week!
It's no good.....
sigh
My day is already ruined.....
Yap, Yap
Commence to JIGGLIN' oops I mean Commence to HUMPING!
Does getting humped make my butt look big?
Does getting humped make my butt look big?
Is it always that size, or is it just swollen? I think you're leaking.
Does getting humped make my butt look big?Is it always that size, or is it just swollen? I think you're leaking.
Maybe he caught something from HuMo...
Maybe he caught something from HuMo...Does getting humped make my butt look big?Is it always that size, or is it just swollen? I think you're leaking.
I thought HuMo normally caught.
I thought HuMo normally caught.
Does getting that joke make me gay? :)
I thought HuMo normally caught.Does getting that joke make me gay? :)
Flip a coin. If you're uncomfortable with the results, then you're the other.
walks in carrying a sign that says "THE END IS NIGH"
walks in carrying a sign that says "THE END IS NIGH"
You could be talking about the train of my dress...
*CaFMo is wearing a gown made out of living squirrels. Her train extends at least 10 feet behind her*
Bill Nigh, the science guy?
"Botany Bay? Botany Bay! Oh no!"
"Botany Bay? Botany Bay! Oh no!"
Nucular wessels.
KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
With my last breath, I spit at thee!
*coughs up cat eaten earlier*
KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!With my last breath, I spit at thee!
*coughs up cat eaten earlier*
Jeez, if I had a nickle...
Oh, that's a regular cat. I thought you meant fat cat.
EAT THE RICH!
KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!With my last breath, I spit at thee!
*coughs up cat eaten earlier*
*Runs off after being spit out*
Oh joy! Tomorrow is THAT day. Again.
Oh joy! Tomorrow is THAT day. Again.
*from the abyss* Yes. Yes it is. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *cough* *cough* I'm going to have to give up smoking. *cough* *cough*
piddles down into the Abyss
*has umbrella* Not this time fleabag!
*has umbrella* Not this time fleabag!
*drops a landmine on the umbrella*
drapes paw over eyes
Oh! Woe is me! It is Monday! A terrible day!
Lights some candles and puts on the Barry White album in preparation of MoMo's arrival.
*leaves a landmine out for MoMo*
*teleports into the Poodle Clubhouse right on a landmine* Damn poodles!!! &^%$#@#$&!!!
MoMo!
Excitedly latches on to MoMo's leg and let's his freak flag fly.
Go ahead MoMo! Punt me! Kick me! Skin me alive! It doesn't matter any more! Nothing does.....
MoMo!
Excitedly latches on to MoMo's leg and let's his freak flag fly.
*punts Courtfool* Geez, I hate Poodles!
Go ahead MoMo! Punt me! Kick me! Skin me alive! It doesn't matter any more! Nothing does.....
Really? Alrighty then! *punts CDP*
You call that a punt? I've been hit harder by Snarky's breath.
You call that a punt? I've been hit harder by Snarky's breath.
*PUNT!!!* How's that mutt?
Yay it's monday time to give MoMo some hot poodle-lovin'!!!
You call that a punt? I've been hit harder by Snarky's breath.*PUNT!!!* How's that mutt?
Sounds like someone is having a case of the Mondays.
Sounds like someone is having a case of the Mondays.You call that a punt? I've been hit harder by Snarky's breath.*PUNT!!!* How's that mutt?
Yeah, next thing you know he'll be raiding my meds and booze....
Poodles and their twisted little minds. Tsk Tsk.
Train roll on, on down the line,
Won't you please take me far away?
Now I feel the wind blow outside my door,
Means I'm, I'm leaving my woman at home.
Lord yeah, Tuesday's gone with the wind.
My baby's gone with the wind, the wind.
And I don't know, oh where I'm going.
I just want to be left alone.
Well, when this train ends I'll try again,
But I'm leaving my woman at home.
Lord yeah, Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
My baby's gone with the wind.
Train roll on, Tuesday's gone.
Train roll on many miles from my home,
See I'm, I'm riding my blues away.
Tuesday, you see, she had to be free
Lord, but somehow I've got to carry on.
Lord yeah, Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
My baby's gone with the wind.
Train roll on, on.
Because my baby's gone.
I'm riding my blues babe, tryin' to ride my blues babe.
Ride on train.
Ride on train.
Ride my blues babe.
Goodbye Tuesday.
Goodbye Tuesday.
Oh Train.
Huh. Apparently kobolds claim they are immune to poodle-transmitted diseases. I learned something new today.
Hey! Wasn't today Humpday? And, of course, I missed it?
Hey! Wasn't today Humpday? And, of course, I missed it?
Sorry little fella. I've been busy. However, I always have time for some poodle luvin'! *Humps CDP*
Is there anything special about Thursday anymore?
Is there anything special about Thursday anymore?
It's one more day closer to Friday?
Is there anything special about Thursday anymore?It's one more day closer to Friday?
Thanks for reminding me it's not Friday yet.
Is there anything special about Thursday anymore?
It be special now!
*walks in dragging Necropoodle behind him*
It be Throwing Thursday!!!
Because Me like to throw puppies!
Is there anything special about Thursday anymore?It be special now!
*walks in dragging Necropoodle behind him*
It be Throwing Thursday!!!
Because Me like to throw puppies!
Aaaaargggh Bubbles why did master tell me to bring you along?
*humps Girallon Zombie*
*humps Girallon Zombie*
*picks up Snarky Poodle*
No humping! Me not lover, Me fighter.
*throws Snarky Poodle across the room*
*humps Girallon Zombie**picks up Snarky Poodle*
No humping! Me not lover, Me fighter.
*throws Snarky Poodle across the room*
The way I do it, there's quite a bit of overlap between the two. Loving and fighting, that is.
Throw me across the room again, only spank me and tell me I've been a bad boy first.