I kept a watch in my ass so I'd always wake up at the *crack* of dawn.

Miss Kitty wrote:

Casual Friday Monster wrote:

It's not so bad, but everyone wears too much black. I wonder if I could make a bathing suit out of this tapestry...

I don't want to click.

Do it! DO IT!

... and try not to hear me egging you on in my voice.

It needs more cowbell.

Hello moon. Hello room.

Scootch closer children. Don't make me tell you again.

*grins*

Christopher Walken wrote:

Macaroni Slaad wrote:

I've got the prescriptions filled for all of these fevers.

hands out cowbells

Can I have just an egg?

*eggs CW*

That's not what I said, and you know it.

How...ever. It was pretty tasty. I got a fever, and the only cure: more slaad eggs.

I've got the prescriptions filled for all of these fevers.

hands out cowbells

Can I have just a little more cowbell?

I... kept this... watch. He wanted you... to have it. I kept it inside my <redacted>.

Roxy Music....really subtle cowbell.

I could use a little more cowbell.

Christopher Walken wrote:

nathan blackmer wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Sorry to hear about your friend, Sharoth. I hate it when people are like that. They don't care to discuss things, they just want to be right. There is no arguing with them, they can't hear anything besides their own voice.

Find solace in knowing that he doesn't get what he's saying either.

~bitter laughter~ Yea. It is hard to be forgiving when all I hear in my head is Bugs Bunny saing "Of course you know, this means war." ~sighs~ I will forgive. I will forgive. I will lower my blood pressure. I will lower my blood pressure. ~sighs again~

This always helps me calm down.

Also, the Christopher Walkin version kills me.

You should... see... my poker face.

BWAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAA

Do you have a fever....

Yeah, and the only cure... more cowbell.

Studpuffin wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Sorry to hear about your friend, Sharoth. I hate it when people are like that. They don't care to discuss things, they just want to be right. There is no arguing with them, they can't hear anything besides their own voice.

Find solace in knowing that he doesn't get what he's saying either.

~bitter laughter~ Yea. It is hard to be forgiving when all I hear in my head is Bugs Bunny saing "Of course you know, this means war." ~sighs~ I will forgive. I will forgive. I will lower my blood pressure. I will lower my blood pressure. ~sighs again~

This always helps me calm down.

Also, the Christopher Walkin version kills me.

You should... see... my poker face.

My banjo... is whispering back! It says, "feed the mice."

Here... you... go... little fellas!

*Dumps scalding hot fried chicken and oil into the mice holes*

*sniffs*

Something... smells... like burned hair.

Her name is Rio and... she's hungry like... the wolf.

*dances through the thread in silhouette with iPod*

One time I had this dream that I was a Labrador Retriever. When I awoke I found that I was no longer Walken the Dog.

Get it? Walken the Dog. Ha. Hahaha.

Cthulhu was beaten by a yacht. Godzilla once punted a yacht into orbit.

True stories.

Christopher Walken wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Karaoke Ashe wrote:

You can go with this...

Where's Christopher Walken??

I. am. right here. Did you... need me... for something?

DANCE!!!

Yes. Mistress. Ma'am, may I... inquire as to.. what you plan to do... with that... whip-pah. It. Looks like a lot of fun.

Karaoke Ashe wrote:

You can go with this...

Where's Christopher Walken??

I. am. right here. Did you... need me... for something?

I- think that we are- all- in agreement that-

Katanas need more cowbell.

There, I said- what we- were- *all* thinking.

I move that there should be more cowbell. I've got a fever, and the only cure is more cowbell.

I don't know who, but someone left a trail of buttery foot prints across the break room floor. Now, I know it wasn't orc, human, or elf who did this. That just leaves you, Gnome and Halfling... and since I didn't find any foot pubes littering the ground, I have to assume it was you Gnome. Now get in the catapult and this will be over shortly.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Is there such a thing as an a cappella group that doesn't sing, but only hums?

I think a lot of a cappella groups use humming strategically, but I've never encountered one that does it to the exclusion of all other vocalizations. Maybe we should start one?

(Although... Technically those kazoo choirs do nothing but hum. But their humming is modified through the kazoo. Well... Kazoo choirs are silly anyway.)

I agree. They'd be less silly with more cowbell.

Is there such a thing as an a cappella group that doesn't sing, but only hums?

I propose we call ourselves the humdingers... and we have a cowbell. Hmmm...

Hm. This place needs more boobs. Lots of boobs. Plethora.

*pulls out moobs and jiggles*

They clack just like cowbells!

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Oh, it's round enough to be round.

Where'd the Teters hitch? They look rather tropical in that photo.

Ha'w'a'i'i'

(I think I got all the apostrophes in the right places)

It needs... more apostrophe...

I could use just a little more apostrophe.

I did not realize that you would use Canis Familiaris in order to make your bread. Those poor puppy dogs, being ground up. It makes me want to break out into a dance.

Mum mum mum mah

Mum mum mum mah

I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me
(I love it)
Love game intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me
(I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, fun

Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)

Can't read my,
...

I could not have said this better myself.

Monday Monday, bah bah buh bahbah, so good... to... me.

This band needs more cowbell.

Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow

cowbell cowbell cowbell cowbell cowbell

Cow Cow

Cowbell Cowbell

Studpuffin wrote:

Okay, but I still want a minotaur bard NPC. That just sounds awesome to me.

Does he play the cowbell?

Or maybe he serenades people with his haunting moos? (inside joke)

Yes, a cowbell would be an excellent instrument in this case. I could always use some more cowbell.

Treppa wrote:

Yes... the "box." <_< >_> It's all good...

Yay!

Treppa wrote:

Everyone has had a sucky week and the start of a sucky weekend, it seems. We need Sebastian to sprinkle rainbows and sparkle dust over FaWTL.

I'd settle for Moorluck and Urizen going scorched earth from a chopper while playing Ride of the Valkyries. :)

Our weeks need more cowbell.

Christopher Walken wrote:

Hello, little... puhpees.

Who wants to go for walkees?

*jangles leashes covered in cowbell*

I love cowbell!

<Disintegrates cowbell>

You need more cowbell!

*Blasts Rusty's brains all over with a wooden bullet*

Bad doggy!

Hello, little... puhpees.

Who wants to go for walkees?

*jangles leashes covered in cowbell*

Dog, that's not Lady Gaga. It was me.

Ooooowaaaoooo, ooooooo, ooooooo, my poker face.

See? You can now desist from ringing my cowbell.

2 Jelly Donuts & Glass Of Milk wrote:

2 Jelly Donuts & Glass Of Milk post.

"Not sure if I want" post.

(Seriously, with that avatar....)

This avatar needs more cowbell Post.

Poker face post.

Needs more cowbell post.

Sockpuppet? Can't you tell from my po-po-po-poker face?

More than ever hour after hour work is never over.

I officially throw in my candidacy of the Cowbell Party.

Where are my nuts?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are about $1.50.
Deer nuts are under a buck.

Christopher Walken wrote:

LordKadarian wrote:

first of all Celine Dion is almost as horrific as the invisible Christopher Walken, who has a Tarrasque for his familiar and the undead lich queen of the githyanki as his animal companion.

She's not that bad, she just needs a little more cowbell.

Oh dear sweet Cthuhlu he found me, Must flee so I can level up level 20 isn't high enough for this fight even if I use physics against him.

Oooooh Waaaa Oooooh, Oooooh Waaa Oooooh... My poker-face. It still needs more cowbell.

first of all Celine Dion is almost as horrific as the invisible Christopher Walken, who has a Tarrasque for his familiar and the undead lich queen of the githyanki as his animal companion.

She's not that bad, she just needs a little more cowbell.

While that song is bumping, it needs a little something. Howsabout some more cowbell? I could use just a little more cowbell.

Christopher Walken wrote:

Their lead singer's eyes always freaked me out man!

Oh, yeah, nice. Make fun of the guy with a glass eye. Real classy, Walken.

It's glass? I just thought he'd seen me in A View to a Kill and the thought of myself and Mrs. Jones locked in loving embrace had just caused him to go blind.

I'm a disciple of the Blue Oyster cult.

Don't Fear the Reaper! Cities on Flame with Rock and Roll! uh... More Cowbell?

Come, "walk-en" the cowbell-ish goodness... with me.. for a h-while.

Their lead singer's eyes always freaked me out man! And their songs need more cowbell.

Bear on a Unicycle wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Bear on a Unicycle wrote:

Was their decision:

A) Good?
B) Evil?
C) Lawful?
D) Chaotic?
E) Both A and C
F) Both B and C
G) Both A and D
H) Both B and D
I) True Neutral?

Are you Doc Double-D in disguise? Looks like his test questions.

If I had double d's I'd have more friends on FB, that's for sure.

If only for the creep factor!

I once wore a night gown completely covered in cowbells. I love the sound, but it was hard to sleep.

My favorite holy symbol: a cowbell.

Noway chump! I'm a hi dolla balla!

*Translates: I disagree with your assertion. I do indeed retain my own gonads.

Needs more poodles.

As long as they are wearing cowbells. I would like some more cowbell.