Hillbillie's page

A truck whut's made out of 4x4s?

Damn rednecks

Yuve got a perty mouf.

Dang! Ah jes sed you wuz perty, an you have to get all gobliny bout it.

Yer perty fer a goblin.

You gotz a perty mouf.

That don't look enough to feed Rufus the rabid raccoon.

Uh mebbeh.

Yer a poeit, ain't knowin' it.

Ah've been tole ah looks like Granny.

Ah wuz makin a compleemint. Mose times th possum's fore yeers old, an it tastes gamy.

Is this lass yeer's possum?

Anywun got sum possum stew?

Hillbillie wrote:

Awwwwww, I ain't never got any poodle lovin'.

How bout some undead poodle lovin' *hump, hump, hump.* *Tail breaks off from too much wagging*

Right kind of you. Ah think yur more Rottie then Poodle, tho.

Awwwwww, I ain't never got any poodle lovin'.

The Monday Monster wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

jumps on MoMo's leg and starts humping away

*Flings CDP off* You'll have to do better than that to get me today CDP*

OK.

jumps on MoMo and force feeds him some meds and booze

<Returns from punting and jumps on MoMo's leg and starts humping>

Yee haw!

Hi Poodles! Are you ready to die?

Don't kill mah poodles. Cain't y'all see they's lovers not fahters?

*dons his leather chaps and ball gag and waits for MoMo to inflict "punishment"*

You got a perty mouth.

Tarnation

I tell you whut

Whuuuut?

Crimson Jester wrote:

Can I shoot dem dang hippehs and theyre loud music and cookies!!

Yeh kin alwehs shoot hippehs. It's whut we do roun' these parts.

Yew kin say thet agin.

Hey Mammy!

holds up a dead bird

Ah dun shot sum kinda bird. Looks kinduh funneh, but mebbe we kin cook it up fer supper.

Thet bird shore's got a perty mouth.

Dang hippehs took mah dot!

Hawh??!?!

Is there a diffrence tween hippehs and baybies?

They's good eatins.

*BUUURP*

Nah. A few PBRs and ah'll be raht as moonbeams.

They *sob* made me wear *shudder* flowers and sang songs. I cain't bear to think. About it.

I gots kidnapped by hippehs! They done turruble things to meh.

Is y'all takin' pitchers?

Right on!

Chickens got purty moufs.

Dang hippehs!

I been yonder. Whut alls bin goin on?

Urizen wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Urizen wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Solnes wrote:

For what I paid they better be real!

....wait ... how do you pay for the real ones? I thought they were home grown from nature's finest preserves?

Preserves? You mean like jam?

Speaking of jam, what were you guys really doing until 4 in the morning last night?

I have no idea. I went to bed before everyone else.

Maybe I'm understanding why you stayed on the couch. And yet Sharoth keeps asking me to come over for free. I'm nervous.

He thinks you gots a purty mouth.

Purty...

Purty mouf...

Durn monkehs!

Ahhhhh, poor munkehs. Tain't lahk theys hippeh munkehs. I want one as a pet.

*starts hooting incessantly to annoy aberzombie*

<Joins in>

These munkees is a hoot!

I gots you some flowurs. Theys purty.

They got purity wangs.

You got a perty messugebord.

He's got a perty mouf.

The hippeh's got a perty mouf.

Hillbillie wrote:

They's frollickin-like in the leaves.

Yer creepy sometahms, Hillbilleh.

Mah uncle-cuzin-pappy tells me thet all th time.

They's frollickin-like in the leaves.

Yep

Urizen wrote:

taig wrote:

Oops. I thought I was getting thrown under the bus. :)

I figured you pushed me under the bus or shot me while watching a dog run by.

[resumes dead state]

Um, anybody know mouth-to-mouth?

He does have a perty mouth...

Perty mouf

Aberzombie wrote:

Yew thinkin whut ah'm thinkin?

Ah'm still thinkin about thet "purty mouth" comment.

You jest ain't got the same taste's I do.