Who wants to go for walkies!!!???
*jingles leash*
But....if I shave my fur off, won't I be cold?
But....if I shave my fur off, won't I be cold?
You can make a sweater from the fur! I can't though. It'll get sticky.
I think I stepped in something...
I think I stepped in something...
You have to keep an eye on landmines around here. YAP!
Did MoMo take President's Day off?
Did MoMo take President's Day off?
*Note on the couch*
Dear Poodles,
In honor of CDP becoming a father for the first time, I've decided to give you poodles a day off. However, rest assured I will be back next week to grind your bones into bread.
Yours truly,
Monday Monster
P.S. My name isn't MoMo you *&^%$#@!!!!
Can anyone here read?
Anyone?
Spotty?
Ms. Kitty?
Ah well. Chews up note.
Hmm. I was hoping MoMo would pour this hot candle wax on me. Who is going to do it now?
Hmm. I was hoping MoMo would pour this hot candle wax on me. Who is going to do it now?
*raises paw*
*scoots his butt across the carpet*
Had an itch.
I keep thinking I'm forgetting something.....
I keep thinking I'm forgetting something.....
I keep thinking I'm forgetting something.....
It's almost Hump Day?
I keep thinking I'm forgetting something.....It's almost Hump Day?
*is getting out the Vaseline, breath spray, and Barry White albums* Just a couple of more hours.....
Hhee-hhee-hhee-hhee-hhee-hhee-hhee-hhee-hhee-hhee-hhee-hhee!
Hump the new guy!
Hhee-hhee-hhee-hhee-hhee-hhee-hhee-hhee-hhee-hhee-hhee-hhee!
*Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump* *Hump*
Don't go to fast... remember I'm down here, guys.
Don't go to fast... remember I'm down here, guys.
I thought you were getting replaced...
Oh, heh, I'm not supposed to talk about that Imeanttosayanothercarpetwasgettingreplacedkthxbye
Replace Spotty?! I've left some of my best stains on him!
Replace Spotty?! I've left some of my best stains on him!
It was something MoMo wanted to do. I think he was getting tired of hiding under Spotty.
Are you sure he did not mean replace MoMo? I think his sanity has suffered since he started punting us.
CF I just had to ask What are you getting ready to hump?
You! At least, I thought it was you. I did not have my glasses on and you looked like you lost some weight...but who am I to discriminate?
|
CF I just had to ask What are you getting ready to hump?You! At least, I thought it was you. I did not have my glasses on and you looked like you lost some weight...but who am I to discriminate?
That explains the bared fangs.
Don't go to fast... remember I'm down here, guys.
It's not good unless there's a little rug burn!
I had some rug burn more than once.....
I had some rug burn more than once.....
I know. I'm the one that gave them to you. I'm going to give you a few more! *humps CDP on the Spotty Carpet*
Ooohhhh...Give it to me big boy!
I had some rug burn more than once.....I know. I'm the one that gave them to you. I'm going to give you a few more! *humps CDP on the Spotty Carpet*
I was fine, until I noticed that burned rubber smell... X_X
I was fine, until I noticed that burned rubber smell... X_XI had some rug burn more than once.....I know. I'm the one that gave them to you. I'm going to give you a few more! *humps CDP on the Spotty Carpet*
Holy cow! That rubber fell off me while it was cindering and now it's got the Spotty Carpet on fire! Don't worry Spotty! I'll put you out! *Throws Spotty into the porcelain throne* Hey, you're not on fire anymore. Feel better?
Holy cow! That rubber fell off me while it was cindering and now it's got the Spotty Carpet on fire! Don't worry Spotty! I'll put you out! *Throws Spotty into the porcelain throne* Hey, you're not on fire anymore. Feel better?I was fine, until I noticed that burned rubber smell... X_XI had some rug burn more than once.....I know. I'm the one that gave them to you. I'm going to give you a few more! *humps CDP on the Spotty Carpet*
Actually, yeah. There's less crap in here and more saliva. Thick, foamy, floating saliva. Ugh...
Mmmm...saliva.
Licks himself.
Hmm. CaFMo never stopped by. Maybe she was out shopping.
Maybe she got a new part in a horror movie. That's one ugly chick. Could you imagine if she and HuMo had a baby? *shudder*
runs through thread covered in poop that is not his own
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
I got pooped on once.....
I see that the new pup is taking a toll on CDP's already fragile mental state. YAP!
I see that the new pup is taking a toll on CDP's already fragile mental state. YAP!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I got pooped on once.....
You're preaching at the choir!
runs through thread covered in poop that is not his own
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
The only runs I get tend to puddle. X_X
*gets on the phone* Hello doctor, I think it might be time to double or triple CDP's meds.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*from the abyss* Ah, your pain gives me great pleasure CDP. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
drops a few landmines down into the Abyss
See you tomorrow MoMo!
Yay, MoMo!
When are coming to visit for "hugs"?
drops a few landmines down into the Abyss
See you tomorrow MoMo!
Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Stop it!!! You'll be my first victim tomorrow!!! You can bet on it!!!
Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Stop it!!! You'll be my first victim tomorrow!!! You can bet on it!!!drops a few landmines down into the Abyss
See you tomorrow MoMo!
It's cute they way you say "victim".
Yay, MoMo!
When are coming to visit for "hugs"?
If "hugs" means giving you a swift kick in the ass, then yes, I'll be by tomorrow for "hugs". Btw, for the Millionth time, MY NAME IS THE MONDAY MONSTER!!! IT"S NOT HUMO YOU &*^%$#^!!!