No humping! Me not lover, Me fighter.
You in the wrong clubhouse then, friend.
Humps Bubbles' leg.
*humps Girallon Zombie**picks up Snarky Poodle*
No humping! Me not lover, Me fighter.
*throws Snarky Poodle across the room*
The way I do it, there's quite a bit of overlap between the two. Loving and fighting, that is.
Throw me across the room again, only spank me and tell me I've been a bad boy first.
*schrunches up Snarky into a ball*
Me take you bowling. Cheat and use tail to hit pins too, and we get perfect game.
No humping! Me not lover, Me fighter.
You in the wrong clubhouse then, friend.
Humps Bubbles' leg.
This only place with puppies, and Me REALLY like to throw puppies. So I guess Me deal with humping.
*tosses Snarky at Courtfool like bowling ball*
Me go for strike!
*humps Girallon Zombie**picks up Snarky Poodle*
No humping! Me not lover, Me fighter.
*throws Snarky Poodle across the room*
The way I do it, there's quite a bit of overlap between the two. Loving and fighting, that is.
Throw me across the room again, only spank me and tell me I've been a bad boy first.
*From the abyss* I can attest to the truth in that statement. The harder I punt, the more he's turned on.
humps the silly zombie thing
Humps Snarky.
The gorilla is like a matchmaker!
*shuffles into the thread wrapped head to toe in waxed paper*
This is brilliant! Now if I spill anything on my clothes, it runs right off.
Humps CafMo
Hey...it does run right off.
Does this thread need a NSFW warning?
*jumps onto CafMo's arm begins humping and slides down the wax paper to CafMo's leg*
It's like a slide but with humps!
My humps. My humps. My lovely poodle humps. Check it out!
piddles
My humps. My humps. My lovely poodle humps. Check it out!
Whenever I hear that song, I just have to dance!
*starts jiggling, the wax paper slowly sliding off*
I've heard of trickle down, but this is ridiculous!!!
drops a landmine
I've heard of trickle down, but this is ridiculous!!!
You'd rather we just give it to you straight?
All puns intended.
gives it to the carpet
*gives it to CDP*
*comes in and punts CDP, Snarky, Cockapoo, and Courtfool* *smiles* This is going to be a great Monday! This is going to the day that I rid the world of the poodle pestilence once and for all!
*comes in and punts CDP, Snarky, Cockapoo, and Courtfool* *smiles* This is going to be a great Monday! This is going to the day that I rid the world of the poodle pestilence once and for all!
Speaking of poodle pestilence, you might want to get yourself tested...
I've heard of trickle down, but this is ridiculous!!!You'd rather we just give it to you straight?
All puns intended.
Well, if it's not trickling down I'd suggest to you sir that it was hanging to the left.
Get it? That's political. Hardy har har. I'm so funny.
Pull my finger!
*comes in and punts CDP, Snarky, Cockapoo, and Courtfool* *smiles* This is going to be a great Monday! This is going to the day that I rid the world of the poodle pestilence once and for all!
Hey MoMo, when did you start doing stand up?
Hehe.
*comes in and punts CDP, Snarky, Cockapoo, and Courtfool* *smiles* This is going to be a great Monday! This is going to the day that I rid the world of the poodle pestilence once and for all!Speaking of poodle pestilence, you might want to get yourself tested...
I was tested once....
I'm tested every day.
Humps MoMo's leg.
I miss him already. Why does MoMo only come once a week?
Curls up on the sofa and lays his head on his paws.
I miss him already. Why does MoMo only come once a week?
Curls up on the sofa and lays his head on his paws.
Getting punted once a week is enough for me. YAP!
I miss him already. Why does MoMo only come once a week?
Curls up on the sofa and lays his head on his paws.
Oh great! My depression is spreading now....
Any fishies in here???
Any fishies in here???
MY, what big fins you have! {licks lips}
Any fishies in here???MY, what big fins you have! {licks lips}
I have tartar sauce! *licks chops*
I have tartar sauce! *licks chops*Any fishies in here???MY, what big fins you have! {licks lips}
You can make sauce out of Tartars? AWESOME!
I have tartar sauce! *licks chops*Any fishies in here???MY, what big fins you have! {licks lips}You can make sauce out of Tartars? AWESOME!
Yes.
I was disturbed once......
It's Humpday! Yay! Hey, looks like we have a new face around here! *Powerhumps Fishick*
I was disturbed once......
I remember that time. You left a trail of Frenchies wherever you went.
G~%#&~n frenchies.
*waits for his turn with the Humpday Monster*
It's Humpday! Yay! Hey, looks like we have a new face around here! *Powerhumps Fishick*
A little to the left.
It's Humpday! Yay! Hey, looks like we have a new face around here! *Powerhumps Fishick*A little to the left.
Ooh! You're a kinky little fishy aren't you?
In the blueish white croner the sharpiest canines in the deadly depths Fishick!!!
and in the slightly green corner? the fastidous humping machine The Humpday Monster!!!
Which of these humpinatin' fighters will come out on top?
In the blueish white croner the sharpiest canines in the deadly depths Fishick!!!
and in the slightly green corner? the fastidous humping machine The Humpday Monster!!!
Which of these humpinatin' fighters will come out on top?
*humps King's leg*
In the blueish white croner...
Is that what we're calling HuMo's special place now?
In the blueish white croner...Is that what we're calling HuMo's special place now?
I think that's an infection.
I think that's an infection.In the blueish white croner...Is that what we're calling HuMo's special place now?
Quit waffling on the subject!
*snicker*
I think that's an infection.In the blueish white croner...Is that what we're calling HuMo's special place now?
Yeah, the antibiotics haven't kicked in yet. That's what I get for humping a Jack.
Ooh! You're a kinky little fishy aren't you?It's Humpday! Yay! Hey, looks like we have a new face around here! *Powerhumps Fishick*A little to the left.
he he he he, more.
Thursdays kinda suck, don't they.
Yay it Thursday!!!
Time to throw puppies!
This thread needs more humping.
*Tosses Courtfool down into the abyss*
You want humping, go visit MoMo.