Please Courtfool, I beg of you. Take the poodles back. They're on the brink of driving the Jacks to madness.
Please Courtfool. I beg of you. Take the poodles back. They're on the brink of driving the Jacks to madness.
*Humps Jack's Right Hand Man's leg*
Please Courtfool, I beg of you. Take the poodles back. They're on the brink of driving the Jacks to madness.*Humps Jack's Right Hand Man's other leg*
(Why should poodles have all the fun?)
GET OFF ME!!! GET OFF ME!!! *screams like a little girl* *Runs in pure terror*
Here sir, let me help you with that. Hoses down the excited poodle. Turning to hose off the other leg, he stares in disbelief at Tarren Dei, stammering. Bloody...hell...
Here sir, let me help you with that. Hoses down the excited poodle. Turning to hose off the other leg, he stares in disbelief at Tarren Dei, stammering. Bloody...hell...
Thanks for the save Reginald.
Happy to oblige, Guhvnuh.
Happy to oblige, Guhvnuh.
*humps Adj. Reginald, aide-de-camp leg*
*puts waterhose on Llamafrog.*
It has happened. The Poodle Overlord has returned. Inform the Lemmings immediately.
The PoodleMaster has returned! Now the poodles will reunite to be a thorn in the Almighty's side!
This can't end well...
Welcome back CourtFool! We've missed you!
The collective looks around to see what is messing with Reactor construction facility 864. Places a sign that reads "Stay off the radioactive dumping ground...for your safety" then goes back to more important things
The collective looks around to see what is messing with Reactor construction facility 864. Places a sign that reads "Stay off the radioactive dumping ground...for your safety" then goes back to more important things
There is a very good reason that the collective has chosen never to assiliate species #715.
The collective looks around to see what is messing with Reactor construction facility 864. Places a sign that reads "Stay off the radioactive dumping ground...for your safety" then goes back to more important thingsThere is a very good reason that the collective has chosen never to assiliate species #715.
Yeah, because the poodles peed on your assimilators.
*licks smvrfy Kobold Cleaver*
*licks smvrfy Kobold Cleaver*
GAAA!!! *Runs to other thread*
It was mostly just the smell
It was mostly just the smell
Yeah. I told Heathy to stay away from that poodle, but he wouldn't listen to me. Now we got a major warwoof/poodle crossbreed infestation. They're dang hard to kill. Not to mention that they all wanna be llamas... *Groan*
*sits besides Kobold Cleaver and begs for cookies*
*sits besides Kobold Cleaver and begs for cookies*
GAA! Get away!
It was mostly just the smellYeah. I told Heathy to stay away from that poodle, but he wouldn't listen to me. Now we got a major warwoof/poodle crossbreed infestation. They're dang hard to kill. Not to mention that they all wanna be llamas... *Groan*
We could fix them of this imperfection
Yap! Yap!
Heee's Baaaaaaaaack!!
All hail the Poodle Lord!
yap yap!
To the vexation of many, I am sure.
To the vexation of many, I am sure.
Well, the can go poodle themselves! :D
AIIIIII!! You shall pay for this, you and all of your poodles!!!
LEMMINGS, ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you Courtfool. The Jacks are eternally grateful. We can now get our carpets professionally cleaned. No more pee or "chocolate" on the carpets.
AIIIIII!! You shall pay for this, you and all of your poodles!!!
LEMMINGS, ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!
ROAR!!!
*Suddenly, millions of Lemmings charge from KC's Profile at the poodles. Growling and roaring, the Lemmings attack.
Yes! A fight! Let us join!
*Viking Kittens go berserk and start attacking poodles and lemmings*
Mmmm... no more cult wars if you please, Poodles are peaceful, furry creatures.
*paint the Lemmings white and put "honorary member" badges to each one of them*
*same process for the kitties*
Mmmm... no more cult wars if you please, Poodles are peaceful, furry creatures.
*paint the Lemmings white and put "honorary member" badges to each one of them*
*same process for the kitties*
Meow! We do not medalsm, we want battle!
We could fix them of this imperfectionIt was mostly just the smellYeah. I told Heathy to stay away from that poodle, but he wouldn't listen to me. Now we got a major warwoof/poodle crossbreed infestation. They're dang hard to kill. Not to mention that they all wanna be llamas... *Groan*
Shall we not simply "fix" all enountered members of Species 715? (Proper Spaying/Neutering will slow their population growth.)
*Walks away with medals*
Please do.
We are Borg.
Resistance is Futile!
Bwahahahhahahahahaha!!!!! That is hilarious!
O.k. Who let the Paizomatix in?
Gack! poor fellow...
We are not violent paizomatix...but another affront like that and we may go poodly on you shiny metal @$$
O.k. Who let the Paizomatix in?Gack! poor fellow...
We are not violent paizomatix...but another affront like that and we may go poodly on you shiny metal @$$
When did you develop such an attitude, Llamafrog? I like it!
When did you develop such an attitude, Llamafrog? I like it!O.k. Who let the Paizomatix in?Gack! poor fellow...
We are not violent paizomatix...but another affront like that and we may go poodly on you shiny metal @$$
Messing with a poodle's hairstyle is a serious offense...
We are not violent paizomatix...
We don't have to be violent. Unlike paizomatix, we really do assimilate others.
Messing with a poodle's hairstyle is a serious offense...When did you develop such an attitude, Llamafrog? I like it!O.k. Who let the Paizomatix in?Gack! poor fellow...
We are not violent paizomatix...but another affront like that and we may go poodly on you shiny metal @$$
*Coughs*
*Hides hair do behind back*
Threats are Irrelevant
Your hair is Irrelevant
We have assimilated better then you
Resistance was futile
Your smell is still the issue however
Just saying
We try to be helpful
If anything is irrelevant, I thought it would be the smell.
"He who goes to bed with dogs, will wake up with fleas."
If anything is irrelevant, I thought it would be the smell.
"He who goes to bed with dogs, will wake up with fleas."
"...and hopefully not a pregnancy. Or an angry husband/wife."
Sorry about that.
