Zis isht getting very intershting, ja? *gets out the rack and whips*
Search Posts
I used to put oatmeal in mine unit too.
Ze guild ish nawt vat it usta be.
It puts the lotion on its skin, then gets down to funky haus-music. *un tis un tis un tis un tis*
Go easy on him, it's his first time... with a poodle ;)
I love you accent, are you from Dusseldorf? Mine cousin is from Dusseldorf, and they do some weird stuff out that way...
I'm telling! SOLNES! SOLNEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!Did you just stick your tongue in my girlfriend's tush? Ewwwwwww.People make me sad. Ze Wive ish not in ze haus, eh? Vanna blow rasberries for me while she ist gawn?
Maybe lad, but not a soul can understand ye with that accent.Dat is what I thought I was doing.Sorry general, it's not a place to come and jack, it's a place to come and see Jack. Vat?
Sorry general, it's not a place to come and jack, it's a place to come and see Jack. Dat is what I thought I was doing.
I heard zis waz ze place to come and jack. I zee now that I was right. *turns on German Electronica* Schprockets!
Just doing the happy dance.What's getting on my pants?this thread has gone mostly undefiled! Mmmmm, that's good.
this thread has gone mostly undefiled! What's getting on my pants?
That was your original job, remember? *goes into dream sequence no one else can see* ...and that was how you got your little pink bow and leash. Vhy are you all looking at me like that?
Ze vun from ze trepanning. Zumtimes a burr hole is just a burr hole.Which third eye are you referring to? As they say, "Third eye brown."
Which third eye are you referring to?
They run on redneck poo and cow blood. They also come to harvest leprechauns and hamsters for lubrication.
So how many dishes were broken, he he (gets mind out of gutter.)Well, the house did need to be blessed. Or, if you choose to look at it in another way, broken in.I should say, despite the nastiness of the move, I have never been happier in my life than I am right now.Any time a moving ends with a happy ending, then that was a good move on one's part. Zis foreplay intrigues me...
HEY! FRENCHY! YOU DROP TOO! Sigh, dropping is futile in the grand scheme of things. Though you may build muscle and discipline now, it will only rot away as we are doomed to die. The fleeting life we live now shall only give way to a bleakness that you cannot turn away from. Soon enough, we shall all drop.
Aaaahhhh! Friendly fire! FRIENDLY FIRE!!!Mmmmm.....brainnnnnssss. That's the best kind.
Has anyone seen Mr. Tiggles?
Mr. Tiggles, I would've thought you'd be the other coast.
Post regarding the living conditions of a specific gerbil.
What a waste of perfectly good bath water. What is all this commotion about violating honey, and why was I not invited?
Others still are just meant to disturb the observer. Where is Mr. Tiggles these days anyway?
Ze Pineal Gland is not the third eye that needs opening. Do not listen to this... are you covered in leeches? Perhaps you should listen to him.
Do sexy parties have lots of lederhosen? Mine do.
FAWTLY = Godwinned now.
A/S/L?<mumbles about some guy looking like a steampunked nazi while continuing to scribble away....>Clearly I am S&M, not steampunk! The counting of age is meaningless, as it shows you how close to death you are. Sex is irrelevant, a meaningless gesture to continue our species miserable existance... but yes I'd love some. I am but a stones throw away from certain death and endless pleasure. *Cough*
He'll be back…likely in a gimp suit and a ball gag. It's just how he is. My ears were burning, but I see you weren't expecting me.
<mumbles about some guy looking like a steampunked nazi while continuing to scribble away....> Clearly I am S&M, not steampunk!
Should've gotten you charlies back in the war, but Johnson done screwed that all up. <scribbles in journal> Is this a dubble entendre?
Darn, no pron. *chases after Mr. Tiggles*
It's a trap! Ah, Mr. Tiggles. At last we meet again.
Uh..has anyone heard the term "whipping boy" used in a positive context outside of perhaps S&M exploration? Cuz I'm lost in another thread..some guy thinks I'm being snarky and ignoring his points or something like that. I've never heard of it in a negative context!
Free leather jumpsuits for the next sixteen callers... Ooops, all gone!
Wait until we're alone later...
I am ordering a "neotactical retreat".
*eats Dr. Pekkers staple gun* *jaw drops to floor* I think I'm in love.
I like the cut of your gib.Nein, Herr General, das ist ein duodenum, not ein gib. ... Ow.
I like the cut of your gib.
Punished? Or rewarded, hmmmm???*humps General Mauser VonEsandem*Oh, now it is *I* who is being punished. When you wear this much leather it is always punishment.
*humps General Mauser VonEsandem* Oh, now it is *I* who is being punished.
Yes, punish them... they are bad puppies. Naughty, bad puppies.
This thread is very naughty, and must be punished.
Desexing a poodle with a chainsaw...RantingWhat are you rambling about? They have been very naughty puppies. Please, proceed.
What gives you the right to tell me what I can and can't post? You're as bad as Hitler.Und now, ze Godvin Geshtapo vill be vatchink you. You should not use the German with such a bad accent... Now let the techno music play! Um-chick-um-chick-um-chick-um-chick-um-chick-um-chick-um-chick-um-chick
Unless you'd like to sign my new petition? Its to have all Erinyes wear blocky librarian glasses.As long as that also means they'll carry big rulers and spank us for talking too loudly, then you can sign me up! I thought that was assumed. Spot 1 filled.
I am afraid the petition has been filled fully... better luck next time. Unless you'd like to sign my new petition? Its to have all Erinyes wear blocky librarian glasses.
Would you care to sign my petition? >:D
Not as stinky. Or as sticky. |