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*jumps onto CafMo's arm begins humping and slides down the wax paper to CafMo's leg*

It's like a slide but with humps!

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Is there anything special about Thursday anymore?

It be special now!

*walks in dragging Necropoodle behind him*

It be Throwing Thursday!!!
Because Me like to throw puppies!

Aaaaargggh Bubbles why did master tell me to bring you along?

Yay it's monday time to give MoMo some hot poodle-lovin'!!!

KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

With my last breath, I spit at thee!

*coughs up cat eaten earlier*

Yap, Yap

Commence to JIGGLIN' oops I mean Commence to HUMPING!

NecroPoodle745 wrote:

The Monday Monster wrote:

NecroPoodle745 wrote:

Yay! MoMos here!!!

*jumps in the air lands on MoMo's face and commences to humping
said face*

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Get this undead *&^%$#@#$^&%$ off me!!!!!!!

Relax MoMo I'm... Almost.... Finished....

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not a facial!!!! *Throws the undead poodle off and punts him*

*jumps up and runs back to MoMo*

OOOH! that was a good kick, can ya aim for my tail this time.

I like the pain, hehehe.

NecroPoodle745 wrote:

Yay! MoMos here!!!

*jumps in the air lands on MoMo's face and commences to humping
said face*

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Get this undead *&^%$#@#$^&%$ off me!!!!!!!

Relax MoMo I'm... Almost.... Finished....

Yay! MoMos here!!!

*jumps in the air lands on MoMo's face and commences to humping
said face*

Mean 'ol Bubbles at least he didn't throw me that time.

NecroPoodle745 wrote:

*runs in panting*

pleased to meet you Momo now if you don't mind.

*furiously hump's Momo's leg*

*knocks him off his leg* Geez, when did this place get infested with undead Poodles?

It's just me I come to play with my living brethren and to get away from that 8-armed girallon zombie Bubbles he's always tossing me around like a sack of potatoes.

*whines and whimpers*

*runs in panting*

pleased to meet you Momo now if you don't mind.

*furiously hump's Momo's leg*

NecroPoodle745 wrote:

Casual Friday Monster wrote:

*saunters in wearing a muumuu made entirely out of Crocs*

Do you like my outfit? It combines my two favorite things.

Also, I knitted a sweater for one of you poodles. I had a little trouble with the pattern, so there are some extra sleeves. I'm sure no one will notice, though. Unless one of you knows a displacer beast who could use a little warmth... Ooh! I crack myself up.

I'll use the sweater I'm sure I could persuade my master to sew on a couple extra limbs. It would make my humps EXTRA-POWERFUL!!!

You don't get the extra limbs I gave them to that Girallon zombie I reanimated he needed more arms.

*growls*

I hate Bubbles he always gets all the good parts.

*saunters in wearing a muumuu made entirely out of Crocs*

Do you like my outfit? It combines my two favorite things.

Also, I knitted a sweater for one of you poodles. I had a little trouble with the pattern, so there are some extra sleeves. I'm sure no one will notice, though. Unless one of you knows a displacer beast who could use a little warmth... Ooh! I crack myself up.

I'll use the sweater I'm sure I could persuade my master to sew on a couple extra limbs. It would make my humps EXTRA-POWERFUL!!!

You'll fit in fine here.

Just remember, MoMo gets extra humpin' 'cause we love him extra.

Got it! Just as long as my master doesn't dismiss the animate dead spell and I go haywire.

*turns head around full 360 degrees and gives big toothy smile*

My master finds all sorts of brains in the things he reanimates here ya go!

*drops several saliva covered brains on table*

*looks around suspiciously then humps a mailbox post*

Wait! I wanted a humping.

Whines.

Jump in the purse and I'll give you a humping that will make you bark at the moon even though it's daytime.

*chews on purse strap*

Mmmmmmmm, leathery my favorite flavor

ooh,ooh, Throw one of your sticks over there and I'll bring it back!

*pant,pant* *wags undead tail*

*Stretches legs*

Hmmmmmm..... What do I hump today???

Yup, just for fun though. I never get thirsty I just drink so I can enjoy lifting my legs at things like I did in life.

Welcome to the thread!

A few things:

• Humping is mandatory.

• Don't touch Clinically Depressed Poodle's meds.

• No Frenchies. That includes any clowns or mimes.

• The Monday Monster comes by once a week because he can't get enough of our lovin'.

• We have Casual Fridays, but that's not a good thing. Someone likes to come by who does not know how to dress.

• The bathroom is that carpet over there.

Whew thank god I've been holding it for hours.

*Lifts leg at spotty carpet*

NecroPoodle745 wrote:

Hillbillie wrote:

Awwwwww, I ain't never got any poodle lovin'.

How bout some undead poodle lovin' *hump, hump, hump.* *Tail breaks off from too much wagging*

Right kind of you. Ah think yur more Rottie then Poodle, tho.

Wow how'dya know. I'm actually a Rottweiler, the necromancer that reanimated me couldn't find any poodles to reanimate so he settled for me and then cut my fur to so that I kinda look like a poodle.

Awwwwww, I ain't never got any poodle lovin'.

How bout some undead poodle lovin' *hump, hump, hump.* *Tail breaks off from too much wagging*

If my legs break off don't freak, just get me an inflict light and that should put me back together.

I thought you'd recognize me, my undead poodle form does give off a distinct scent. And thanks for the welcome!

*wags undead tail*

Yip, Yip, Yip!!!