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Makes Wet Blanket a wet and sticky blanket.

Merry Hump Day!


Wet Blanket wrote:
Lord High Poodle wrote:
Wet Blanket wrote:
The Garden Hose wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Bath!?! Oh noes!

Afraid of a little water, eh? Mwahahahahaha!

You'll never defeat me and my ally THE SPRINKLER!

Nyahahahahaha!

The Sprinkler is responsible for who I am today.

I used to be Dry Blanket a long, long time ago.

I humped a dry blanket once.
That was either me or my cousin Chamois. He's French.

Is he related to Sham-Wow?


Hump day!

*humps the mouse*


Thursday! Why'd it have to be....Thursday?


Here's looking at Thursday, kid.


Is this your idea of Thursday, Mav?


May the Thursday be with you.


Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Thursday.


AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Wet Blanket wrote:
Lord High Poodle wrote:
Wet Blanket wrote:
The Garden Hose wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Bath!?! Oh noes!

Afraid of a little water, eh? Mwahahahahaha!

You'll never defeat me and my ally THE SPRINKLER!

Nyahahahahaha!

The Sprinkler is responsible for who I am today.

I used to be Dry Blanket a long, long time ago.

I humped a dry blanket once.
That was either me or my cousin Chamois. He's French.
Is he related to Sham-Wow?

We, uh, don't talk about him.

Why am I all sticky?

Would someone be so kind as to dunk me in the toilet?


Wet Blanket wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
Wet Blanket wrote:
Lord High Poodle wrote:
Wet Blanket wrote:
The Garden Hose wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Bath!?! Oh noes!

Afraid of a little water, eh? Mwahahahahaha!

You'll never defeat me and my ally THE SPRINKLER!

Nyahahahahaha!

The Sprinkler is responsible for who I am today.

I used to be Dry Blanket a long, long time ago.

I humped a dry blanket once.
That was either me or my cousin Chamois. He's French.
Is he related to Sham-Wow?

We, uh, don't talk about him.

Why am I all sticky?

Would someone be so kind as to dunk me in the toilet?

Sure. I'm actually a little thirsty anyway.


Come with me if you want to Thursday.


To Thursday or not to Thursday. That is the question.


CourtFool wrote:
To Thursday or not to Thursday. That is the question.

*Panics*

Oh no, Thursday is refried beans night! Aiyiyi!


Shall we play a Thursday?


runs around the thread chasing his own tail


Seems like I've been abandoned.......again.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Seems like I've been abandoned.......again.

It's not so bad. People stop peeing on you when you're abandoned.


Spotty Carpet wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Seems like I've been abandoned.......again.
It's not so bad. People stop peeing on you when you're abandoned.

You're right about that. *pees on carpet*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Seems like I've been abandoned.......again.

How about I take you to one of my puppy mills in France? You'd never be lonely again. Sounds like fun, no?


I did not realize that you would use Canis Familiaris in order to make your bread. Those poor puppy dogs, being ground up. It makes me want to break out into a dance.


Le Frenchman wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Seems like I've been abandoned.......again.
How about I take you to one of my puppy mills in France? You'd never be lonely again. Sounds like fun, no?

Let's maul him!!!!


wow, its already saturday... what happened to friday?


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Le Frenchman wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Seems like I've been abandoned.......again.
How about I take you to one of my puppy mills in France? You'd never be lonely again. Sounds like fun, no?
Let's maul him!!!!

Agreed!

mauls the frenchie


runs around the thread barking like crazy


*slimes the thread*

Hey guys! I'm endangered!


Snot Otter wrote:

*slimes the thread*

Hey guys! I'm endangered!

...

*thinks about it*

...

*humps Snot Otter*

Hey, I had to get that in before you became extinct.


Licks up slime trail.

Mmmm! Salty!


I lost my squeaky hamster...again...


Squeak, squeak!


I had a squeaky hamster once....


Hey, isn't that my line?


Sniffs around the clubhouse, under the sofa, in the bathroom, back into the main room.

Do you smell that?

That? Right there!

It's humpday!


It always smells like sex in here, though.

*humps Courtfool*


Humpday, yay!

*Humps Seoni squeaky toy*

squeakysqueakysqueakysqueakysqueakysqueakysqueakysqueakysqueakysqueakysquea kysqueakysqueakysqueakysqueaky...


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Hey, isn't that my line?

Sorry! I couldn't resist! *licks CDP*


Snarky Poodle wrote:

It always smells like sex in here, though.

*humps Courtfool*

*humps Snarky* Everybody get aboard the love train!


Cockapoo wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:

It always smells like sex in here, though.

*humps Courtfool*

*humps Snarky* Everybody get aboard the love train!

But, I made the wheels fall off. :(


Rusty the Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:

It always smells like sex in here, though.

*humps Courtfool*

*humps Snarky* Everybody get aboard the love train!
But, I made the wheels fall off. :(

We'll use wood.


I like to lay in the road and watch cars drive by.


CourtFool wrote:
Rusty the Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:

It always smells like sex in here, though.

*humps Courtfool*

*humps Snarky* Everybody get aboard the love train!
But, I made the wheels fall off. :(
We'll use wood.

I have some wood for you. *humps Courtfool*


Cockapoo wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Rusty the Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:

It always smells like sex in here, though.

*humps Courtfool*

*humps Snarky* Everybody get aboard the love train!
But, I made the wheels fall off. :(
We'll use wood.
I have some wood for you. *humps Courtfool*

It looks more like a carrot from my vantage.


Orange and crunchy?


Hey! Where'd everybody go? Don't you guys love me anymore?


I love you!

*humps CDP's face*


Snarky Poodle wrote:

I love you!

*humps CDP's face*

That's gotta make it hard for CDP to breathe.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Hey! Where'd everybody go? Don't you guys love me anymore?

Sure we do! *licks CDP and puts a "Punt me Frenchies" sign on his back when he isn't looking*


Ow! Why do people keep kicking me?


Buppy!

*Pulls CDP's tail with sticky fingers, then toddles off to another thread*


Mrowr?!?!

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