OMG!!! THE HORROR!! THE HORROR!!!!!
What is it, CDP?
You....you don't want to know....
I often think some of the other denizens of Paizoia could benefit from the collective wisdom and Zen outlook of the Poodle Lords. Perhaps, an "Ask a Poodle" thread could help restore their balance and show them the Path to Happiness?
I often think some of the other denizens of Paizoia could benefit from the collective wisdom and Zen outlook of the Poodle Lords. Perhaps, an "Ask a Poodle" thread could help restore their balance and show them the Path to Happiness?
Someone slipped catnip into your morning bowl of Trix, didn't they?
.....the collective wisdom and Zen outlook of the Poodle Lords......
Huh? You mean like..."Make sure to drink lots of booze with your meds."
I'm not a poodle, but I am a pureblooded Beagle. Can I join you guys?
<Piddles>
humps Snoopee
filthy filthy wretched dogs, slice you all I will with me dogslicer slice you and burn you and slice and burn! Yes that's a good plan. But it needs more burning... and slicing...
I'm not a poodle, but I am a pureblooded Beagle. Can I join you guys?
<Piddles>
Aaaauuugh!
This one is lower to the ground too!
drags his butt across the carpet
drags his butt across the carpet
Whew! You're smellier than usual. You should go to the vet and get your stink glands checked. They must be swollen like two balloons full of shaving cream.
filthy filthy wretched dogs, slice you all I will with me dogslicer slice you and burn you and slice and burn! Yes that's a good plan. But it needs more burning... and slicing...
You must be French. GRRRRRR......
I'm not a poodle, but I am a pureblooded Beagle. Can I join you guys?
<Piddles>
I don't see why not. I'm sure Courtfool would be ok with it.
Yay! Thanks for the introductory humping, Clinically Depressed Poodle!
<Does Snoopee dance, which involves more piddling>
Yay! Thanks for the introductory humping, Clinically Depressed Poodle!
<Does Snoopee dance, which involves more piddling>
You don't look like a beagle. Beagles aren't white with black noses.
You don't look like a beagle. Beagles aren't white with black noses.Yay! Thanks for the introductory humping, Clinically Depressed Poodle!
<Does Snoopee dance, which involves more piddling>
But...the people at the Daisy Hill Puppy Mill said I was a Beagle.
But...the people at the Daisy Hill Puppy Mill said I was a Beagle.You don't look like a beagle. Beagles aren't white with black noses.Yay! Thanks for the introductory humping, Clinically Depressed Poodle!
<Does Snoopee dance, which involves more piddling>
All you canines look the same to me.
Edit: Wait, they grind up dogs?! Now I don't feel so singled out for the violin thing.
But...the people at the Daisy Hill Puppy Mill said I was a Beagle.You don't look like a beagle. Beagles aren't white with black noses.Yay! Thanks for the introductory humping, Clinically Depressed Poodle!
<Does Snoopee dance, which involves more piddling>
All you canines look the same to me.
Edit: Wait, they grind up dogs?! Now I don't feel so singled out for the violin thing.
Ground up dogs get made into carpets from what I hear. Maybe that was a Bear though... or maybe a Waffle. Who knows.
Grrrrrrrrrrrr Bear Where Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
piddles on the carpet
You don't look like a beagle. Beagles aren't white with black noses.Yay! Thanks for the introductory humping, Clinically Depressed Poodle!
<Does Snoopee dance, which involves more piddling>
Do you think he might be a French spy?
Stupid French! When I was a WWI flying ace, they couldn't ever keep their planes in the air. Grrrrr.
<marks the wall>
Welcome aboard, Snoopee. Everyone has a little poodle in them. I see no reason to discriminate on outward appearances.
Besides, Spotty had some blank spots.
Stupid French! When I was a WWI flying ace, they couldn't ever keep their planes in the air. Grrrrr.
<marks the wall>
You don't like the French? I'm beginning to like you already! *licks Snoopee*
Welcome aboard, Snoopee. Everyone has a little poodle in them. I see no reason to discriminate on outward appearances.
Besides, Spotty had some blank spots.
Bleach stains, thank you.
You don't like the French? I'm beginning to like you already! *licks Snoopee*Stupid French! When I was a WWI flying ace, they couldn't ever keep their planes in the air. Grrrrr.
<marks the wall>
+1
Welcome aboard, Snoopee. Everyone has a little poodle in them.
Snoopee's already had a little poodle in him twice.
Welcome aboard, Snoopee. Everyone has a little poodle in them.Snoopee's already had a little poodle in him twice.
It's a lot better than that bird, let me tell you.
<Urinates on the carpet>
Looks like we need some Oxiclean...
I was Oxicleaned once......
Snoopee's already had a little poodle in him twice.
Only twice?
*coughs up a cat*
*watches CDP cough up a Frenchie*
*coughs up a cat*
F&@%!
<Starts cleaning self>
piddles on the kitty
*coughs up a cat*f&%&!
<Starts cleaning self>
Wow! When you play Hide and Seek, you play hardcore.
I'm sure he's not talking about me. Beagles aren't may bag baby, really. There was this one time with a badger though...
It's a lot better than that bird, let me tell you.
"Dear Doghouse Forum, I used to think your letters weren't true until one day I met this badger in a leisure suit at Studio 54..."
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"Dear Doghouse Forum, I used to think your letters weren't true until one day I met this badger in a leisure suit at Studio 54..."I'm sure he's not talking about me. Beagles aren't may bag baby, really. There was this one time with a badger though...
It's a lot better than that bird, let me tell you.
I was in a jogging suit!
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I'm sure he's not talking about me. Beagles aren't may bag baby, really. There was this one time with a badger though..."Dear Doghouse Forum, I used to think your letters weren't true until one day I met this badger in a leisure suit at Studio 54..."
{clucking tongue} Zathras knows. Yes. Zathras only reads PlayNarn for the articles.
I'm sure he's not talking about me. Beagles aren't may bag baby, really. There was this one time with a badger though...
It's a lot better than that bird, let me tell you.
X_X
I do like disco.
And Christmas plays.
<Piddles on badger clone>
X_XI'm sure he's not talking about me. Beagles aren't may bag baby, really. There was this one time with a badger though...
It's a lot better than that bird, let me tell you.
{ponders using dead clone to build a FrankenTaig}
runs in through the doggy door
circles around the room
piddles on the floor a bit
runs out through the doggy door
Monday! I have a weekendful of humping built up. Where's our monster?
Ack! We have to hide from him!
Ack! We have to hide from him!
That would be wise, although it won't do you any good.