OMG!!! THE HORROR!! THE HORROR!!!!!
You....you don't want to know....
I often think some of the other denizens of Paizoia could benefit from the collective wisdom and Zen outlook of the Poodle Lords. Perhaps, an "Ask a Poodle" thread could help restore their balance and show them the Path to Happiness?
Miss Kitty wrote: I often think some of the other denizens of Paizoia could benefit from the collective wisdom and Zen outlook of the Poodle Lords. Perhaps, an "Ask a Poodle" thread could help restore their balance and show them the Path to Happiness? Someone slipped catnip into your morning bowl of Trix, didn't they?
Miss Kitty wrote: .....the collective wisdom and Zen outlook of the Poodle Lords...... Huh? You mean like..."Make sure to drink lots of booze with your meds."
I'm not a poodle, but I am a pureblooded Beagle. Can I join you guys?
<Piddles>
filthy filthy wretched dogs, slice you all I will with me dogslicer slice you and burn you and slice and burn! Yes that's a good plan. But it needs more burning... and slicing...
Snoopee wrote: I'm not a poodle, but I am a pureblooded Beagle. Can I join you guys?
<Piddles>
Aaaauuugh!
This one is lower to the ground too!
drags his butt across the carpet
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: drags his butt across the carpet Whew! You're smellier than usual. You should go to the vet and get your stink glands checked. They must be swollen like two balloons full of shaving cream.
Threeshades wrote: filthy filthy wretched dogs, slice you all I will with me dogslicer slice you and burn you and slice and burn! Yes that's a good plan. But it needs more burning... and slicing... You must be French. GRRRRRR......
Snoopee wrote: I'm not a poodle, but I am a pureblooded Beagle. Can I join you guys?
<Piddles>
I don't see why not. I'm sure Courtfool would be ok with it.
Yay! Thanks for the introductory humping, Clinically Depressed Poodle!
<Does Snoopee dance, which involves more piddling>
Snoopee wrote: Yay! Thanks for the introductory humping, Clinically Depressed Poodle!
<Does Snoopee dance, which involves more piddling>
You don't look like a beagle. Beagles aren't white with black noses.
Snarky Poodle wrote: Snoopee wrote: Yay! Thanks for the introductory humping, Clinically Depressed Poodle!
<Does Snoopee dance, which involves more piddling>
You don't look like a beagle. Beagles aren't white with black noses. But...the people at the Daisy Hill Puppy Mill said I was a Beagle.
Snoopee wrote: Snarky Poodle wrote: Snoopee wrote: Yay! Thanks for the introductory humping, Clinically Depressed Poodle!
<Does Snoopee dance, which involves more piddling>
You don't look like a beagle. Beagles aren't white with black noses. But...the people at the Daisy Hill Puppy Mill said I was a Beagle. All you canines look the same to me.
Edit: Wait, they grind up dogs?! Now I don't feel so singled out for the violin thing.
Miss Kitty wrote: Snoopee wrote: Snarky Poodle wrote: Snoopee wrote: Yay! Thanks for the introductory humping, Clinically Depressed Poodle!
<Does Snoopee dance, which involves more piddling>
You don't look like a beagle. Beagles aren't white with black noses. But...the people at the Daisy Hill Puppy Mill said I was a Beagle. All you canines look the same to me.
Edit: Wait, they grind up dogs?! Now I don't feel so singled out for the violin thing. Ground up dogs get made into carpets from what I hear. Maybe that was a Bear though... or maybe a Waffle. Who knows.
Grrrrrrrrrrrr Bear Where Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Snarky Poodle wrote: Snoopee wrote: Yay! Thanks for the introductory humping, Clinically Depressed Poodle!
<Does Snoopee dance, which involves more piddling>
You don't look like a beagle. Beagles aren't white with black noses. Do you think he might be a French spy?
Stupid French! When I was a WWI flying ace, they couldn't ever keep their planes in the air. Grrrrr.
<marks the wall>
Welcome aboard, Snoopee. Everyone has a little poodle in them. I see no reason to discriminate on outward appearances.
Besides, Spotty had some blank spots.
Snoopee wrote: Stupid French! When I was a WWI flying ace, they couldn't ever keep their planes in the air. Grrrrr.
<marks the wall>
You don't like the French? I'm beginning to like you already! *licks Snoopee*
CourtFool wrote: Welcome aboard, Snoopee. Everyone has a little poodle in them. I see no reason to discriminate on outward appearances.
Besides, Spotty had some blank spots.
Bleach stains, thank you.
Cockapoo wrote: Snoopee wrote: Stupid French! When I was a WWI flying ace, they couldn't ever keep their planes in the air. Grrrrr.
<marks the wall> You don't like the French? I'm beginning to like you already! *licks Snoopee* +1
CourtFool wrote: Welcome aboard, Snoopee. Everyone has a little poodle in them. Snoopee's already had a little poodle in him twice.
Snarky Poodle wrote: CourtFool wrote: Welcome aboard, Snoopee. Everyone has a little poodle in them. Snoopee's already had a little poodle in him twice. It's a lot better than that bird, let me tell you.
<Urinates on the carpet>
Looks like we need some Oxiclean...
I was Oxicleaned once......
Snarky Poodle wrote: Snoopee's already had a little poodle in him twice. Only twice?
Starts the Barry White record.
*watches CDP cough up a Frenchie*
Snarky Poodle wrote: *coughs up a cat* F+~@!
<Starts cleaning self>
Kitty! wrote: Snarky Poodle wrote: *coughs up a cat* f&%&!
<Starts cleaning self> Wow! When you play Hide and Seek, you play hardcore.
Snoopee wrote:
It's a lot better than that bird, let me tell you.
I'm sure he's not talking about me. Beagles aren't may bag baby, really. There was this one time with a badger though...
Studpuffin wrote: Snoopee wrote:
It's a lot better than that bird, let me tell you.
I'm sure he's not talking about me. Beagles aren't may bag baby, really. There was this one time with a badger though... "Dear Doghouse Forum, I used to think your letters weren't true until one day I met this badger in a leisure suit at Studio 54..."
Miss Kitty wrote: Studpuffin wrote: Snoopee wrote:
It's a lot better than that bird, let me tell you.
I'm sure he's not talking about me. Beagles aren't may bag baby, really. There was this one time with a badger though... "Dear Doghouse Forum, I used to think your letters weren't true until one day I met this badger in a leisure suit at Studio 54..." I was in a jogging suit!
Miss Kitty wrote: Studpuffin wrote: I'm sure he's not talking about me. Beagles aren't may bag baby, really. There was this one time with a badger though... "Dear Doghouse Forum, I used to think your letters weren't true until one day I met this badger in a leisure suit at Studio 54..." {clucking tongue} Zathras knows. Yes. Zathras only reads PlayNarn for the articles.
Studpuffin wrote: Snoopee wrote:
It's a lot better than that bird, let me tell you.
I'm sure he's not talking about me. Beagles aren't may bag baby, really. There was this one time with a badger though... X_X
I do like disco.
And Christmas plays.
<Piddles on badger clone>
taig's clone wrote: Studpuffin wrote: Snoopee wrote:
It's a lot better than that bird, let me tell you.
I'm sure he's not talking about me. Beagles aren't may bag baby, really. There was this one time with a badger though... X_X {ponders using dead clone to build a FrankenTaig}
runs in through the doggy door
piddles on the floor a bit
runs out through the doggy door
Monday! I have a weekendful of humping built up. Where's our monster?
Ack! We have to hide from him!
Snarky Poodle wrote: Ack! We have to hide from him! That would be wise, although it won't do you any good.
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