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Nobody loves me.

*leaves a sticky film in his wake*

But....if I shave my fur off, won't I be cold?

You can make a sweater from the fur! I can't though. It'll get sticky.

*leaves a sticky film in the bowl*

see if this works...

AHA! it does!

Nice avatar there buddy!

My friends keep getting hit by buseseseses. It leaves a sticky film for miles.

Why doesn't anyone love me?

Its from all the seeing of all and some such. YA know TRUTH is very irritating to the membranes.

Rule 34, note A: If it's easy on the eye, membranes will likely be irritated.

I has a mucus membrane!

Miserable Old Bitty wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Stabby McMagic wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

puts on his iron underpants

I'm Ironzombie!

*casts Shocking Grasp*

Hehehehehe >:)

Hey! That....tingles!

Filthy! *stabs AZ with a knitting needle*

Warning! Stabbing metal implements into electrified creatures is a risk to your health!

Your palm eye is kind of red. Irritated? Try Clear Eyes, or some other eye lubricant.

taig wrote:

Naked rain dance!

Golden showers?

My favorite kind!

Urizen wrote:

Yet you have extra Orcuses and I don't see you being as giving.

Orci. The plural of Orcus is Orci. This has been discussed.

English has to have room to evolve though!

Does that make you evil or good, Mr. Fishy?

It depends, is he asleep?

Who asks more questions: Mothman or joela?

I make my own salad dressing.
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No really. I love a good vinegarette.

CourtFool wrote:

Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Cockapoo wrote:

Snarky Poodle wrote:

It always smells like sex in here, though.

*humps Courtfool*

*humps Snarky* Everybody get aboard the love train!

But, I made the wheels fall off. :(

We'll use wood.

I have some wood for you. *humps Courtfool*

It looks more like a carrot from my vantage.

I like to lay in the road and watch cars drive by.

*runs a trail of slime through the thread*

*dives into the pool, begins oozing mucus*

Hey, it's coozy in here.

*sodasnot!

*squirts soda from his nose*

Like this?

Snot Otter wrote:

taig wrote:

Snot Otter wrote:

taig wrote:

Self-blitz complete!

Hey, Ambrosia and, uh, Snotter.

I make my own bubble gum.

*nom nom nom*

That's...interesting...

<Waits for the eventual imitators>

I think I'm the only Hellbender left... so I guess that makes me Avatar: the Last Hellbender. HAHAHA

*chews mucus*

Apparently, M. Night Shyamalan is directing you too.

*slimes M. Night Shyamalan*

I learned that nobody likes "Snot Otter". Maybe that's why we're an endangerous'd species.

I'm an endangerous'd species. Teh law says you can't hurt me! NYAH!

Snot Otter wrote:

taig wrote:

Self-blitz complete!

Hey, Ambrosia and, uh, Snotter.

I make my own bubble gum.

*nom nom nom*

That's...interesting...

<Waits for the eventual imitators>

I think I'm the only Hellbender left... so I guess that makes me Avatar: the Last Hellbender. HAHAHA

*chews mucus*

Self-blitz complete!

Hey, Ambrosia and, uh, Snotter.

I make my own bubble gum.

*nom nom nom*

Awright folks and snot otters, I am off for now. Here's hoping tonight's game goes smoothly...

He likes me, he really likes me!

*slimes Freehold's gaming books*

*slimes the thread*

Hey guys! I'm endangered!

Snot Otter wrote:

Save me! I'm endangered!

You must be REALLY bored...

*slimes Rimmer's shoes*

Save me! I'm endangered!