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GANGBANG!!!!! *humps Snarky*

Congrats on the marriage, Snarky! You'll still take humpings from us, right?

I was doused once.......

Damn Frenchies! *licks CDP*

My memory went once......

*gets the broom and mop* Looks like it's time to clean up the mess.

{wakes up from extended narcoleptic nap} Frenchy, moi? Zhat is outrageous! I am Catalonian on my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former kennelmate's side.

Poor Miss Kitty. It's affecting you as well. We've got to get to ze bottom of zees before it gets worse. Wait a minute. "Ze"? "Zees"? Oh noes! *passes out*

*adjusts his beret* Sacre Bleu!!! This sucks!!! Stupid MoMo!!!! CDP, we can't let him get away with this!!!

I was licked once....

You and MoMo do get kinda kinky together. Yap! Yap!

{finally dislodges self from chimney} <WHUMP!>

Cough, cough, so what did I miss?

Yay! Miss Kitty's back! *licks Miss Kitty*

Everybody, we've got to help MoMo!!! We've got to get this fire out!!! *hikes leg and pees on MoMo*

Seems like MoMo is having a bad day.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......

...wait....

...we have stairs? What? Do they go down to some hidden basement where we keep all the cool chew toys? And no one ever told me?

Typical.

*looks at CDP and begins to hide all of his squeaky toys and doggie treats.*

Ooohhhhh.....fireworks!

Not to worry, CDP. I peed on the fuse. Stupid MoMo.

Like Twinkies?

Yeah, I think so. I sure hope he wasn't talking about the other type of ding dongs.*shudder*

You shouldn't have mauled him, CDP. He was singing about bringing us some Ding Dongs or something.

The Monday Monster wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Whelp! It's Monday. No point other than to sit and wait for the brutality.

Ah! You've finally accepted your fate! *takes bat and knocks CDP 400 feet away* It's a home run!!!!

Wow. You were able to hit CDP from 400 feet away? What a large... bat... you have.

I don't know about you, Snarky but I want to see that.....bat.

Okay. This $#@& is getting weird.

*draws a striking depiction of CaFMo's face on the paper bag covering CDP's face*

There. That's better.

*gets off CDP* For some reason I've lost my interest in humping.

What! Now way! Why would you want to remove that vision of beauty from your sight?

Unless.....

I see.....it's me you don't want to see.

sniff, sniff

It's because I'm hideous, isn't it?

Of course not! You're a very good looking poodle, you sexay thang! *puts a brown paper bag over CDP's face and gives him a good humping*

*struts into the thread wearing a complex and overly revealing web of dental floss*

I've got your brown chicken brown cow right here.

*whines* *pours bleach into eyes*

Oh sure. Turn down the lights so I can't see.

It just makes things kinkier. *puts a blindfold on CDP*

10,000 posts, baby!!!!

Meh. I'd prefer a Barry White record.

Oh really? *plays a Barry White record and turns down the lights* *Humps CDP*

MoMo likes to brag about records but what about that one? CDP, that has to be your fastest mauling.

Oh sure! Don't reply or anything. Not like I'm important, or in desperate need to have my existence validated, or anything......

I was validated once.....

Cockapoo wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Heh heh heh....I said hard.

I was hard once.....

That's what humpdays are for!

It might not be humpday but there's no reason why we can't start early! *humps Snarky*

Heh heh heh....I said hard.

I was hard once.....

No seriously, I'm not wearing anything.

Well, there are these strategically placed mini Santa hats.

*shudder* *puts paws over eyes*

scampers about, free of worry and pain

Who are you and what have you done with the real Sumo? Grrrrr.....

Humpday is nearly upon us...

Everyday is Humpday for us. *Humps Llamafrog*

Is this a good week to wear my Celestial costume?

Only if you want to break poor HuMo's heart. Yap! Yap!

Cockapoo wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Oh yeah! Give it to me!

How's you?

Doing OK I guess. Just trying to stay clear of all of the monsters around here.

You know what we do with monsters, don't you?

Yeah but it's kinda hard to hump them when they're punting you.

Oh yeah! Give it to me!

How's you?

Doing OK I guess. Just trying to stay clear of all of the monsters around here.

Scratches at the door.

Yay! It's Courtfool! *gives Courtfool a welcome back humping*

Now you've done it, MoMo. Snarky loves tie-up games!

Sounds like MoMo got an estrogen shot. Yap! Yap!

I hear that some guy down in South America tried to pass off a bunch of steroid-fueled ferrets as poodles. And some poor schmuck actually got taken by that con!

Pfft! Some people!

I'm betting MoMo is the father!

What the hell? Where'd Hump Day go?!?

You must have slept past it. The Humpday Monster, Snarky and I had a great time!

I fell to the ground once.......

The way you mix the Jack Daniels and the meds you've fallen a lot more than once. Yap! Yap!

Yesh, it doesn't make sense to me either.....

I didn't make sense once......

I took it out on somebody once....

I've never seen you so violent before, Snarky. You've always been a lover, not a fighter.

I was sucked by something once......

Yeah, it was pretty shady how Chirac had you starring in those cheap, French porn flicks.

*eats popcorn while watching the Frenchie massacre*

I made a mess once.....

*takes chainsaws away from TuMo* *sigh* I think MoMo could easily win *&^%$#^ of the year.

I know the monsters are a part of CDP's psyche but we are as well? I.....I....can't be a dream, can I? I yap therefor I am, right? Man, this is depressing. *takes some of CDP's medicine and passes out*

How come we don't have a Weekend Monster?

*shows up in a dress made out of a basket*

*puts his paws over his eyes and whines*