Oh noes! It is the...
checks script
....terrible and horrifying Monday Monster!
checks script again
What ever shall we do?
*sigh* I never got any respect. I can't spread any fear and all these poodles want to hump me.
There, there. We just want to spread the love.
Why don't you join us? We have squeaky toys and a delicious reservoir of never ending water in the bathroom. Haven't you ever just wanted to belong?
There, there. We just want to spread the love.
Why don't you join us? We have squeaky toys and a delicious reservoir of never ending water in the bathroom. Haven't you ever just wanted to belong?
I.....guess that would be alright. My brother joined so why can't I? *licks Courtfool*
my offer for the day, put down one poodle, get to put down another poodle for free...
licks the funny bearded man
Yay! Welcome to the pack, TMM!
Yay! Welcome to the pack, TMM!
I used to be a mighty hunter of poodles, now I'm joining a pack of them. I'm so depressed. *takes some of CDP's pills.*
I used to be a mighty hunter of poodles, now I'm joining a pack of them. I'm so depressed.
Would you feel better if you were an Official Champion of Things Poodle? You know, we could use someone to keep the Jacks from punting us all the time.
I used to be a mighty hunter of poodles, now I'm joining a pack of them. I'm so depressed.Would you feel better if you were an Official Champion of Things Poodle? You know, we could use someone to keep the Jacks from punting us all the time.
Hey, that'd be great! I'd make a great bodyguard for the poodles.
Hey, that'd be great! I'd make a great bodyguard for the poodles.
You're hired! Yap!
circles the thread looking for a good spot to pee
I.....guess that would be alright. My brother joined so why can't I? *licks Courtfool*
There, there. We just want to spread the love.
Why don't you join us? We have squeaky toys and a delicious reservoir of never ending water in the bathroom. Haven't you ever just wanted to belong?
And I thought the Borg assimilation techniques were horrifying {shudders}
YAP! It's Humpday!
humps the sofa
YAP! It's Humpday!
humps the sofa
*humps CDP*
*humps CDP*YAP! It's Humpday!
humps the sofa
Oooh, yeah. Just like that!
Oooh, yeah. Just like that!*humps CDP*YAP! It's Humpday!
humps the sofa
*Brings out a paddle* Who's been a bad boy?
I WUV YOU!
Swallows explosive
Yap?
Poodle chunks decorate clubhouse
Swallows explosive
Yap?
Poodle chunks decorate clubhouse
OMG!!! The French just blew up DLP!!!
Swallows explosive
Yap?
Poodle chunks decorate clubhouse
Was it a spicy meatball?
OMG!!! The French just blew up DLP!!!Swallows explosive
Yap?
Poodle chunks decorate clubhouse
THOSE BASTARDS!!!!!
And I thought the Borg assimilation techniques were horrifying {shudders}
Kill them with kindness.
…and humping.
Mostly humping.
Someone was kind to me once....
Are you dead yet?
Swallows explosive
Yap?
Poodle chunks decorate clubhouse
Oh no. Poor poodle; I guess those trolls were infected with Contagious Spontaneous Combustion.
Are you dead yet?
Soooo....you want to kill me? Typical.
Soooo....you want to kill me? Typical.
Srsly, Sumo. You should know me better than that.
Soooo....you want to kill me? Typical.Srsly, Sumo. You should know me better than that.
You're right. Besides, if I were dead, I couldn't suffer anymore.
Taking the little one to see Cats & Dogs this evening. I find these caninexploitation films rather droll. Inverse specism is not the answer.
Taking the little one to see Cats & Dogs this evening. I find these caninexploitation films rather droll. Inverse specism is not the answer.
Yeah, all the cats in the first one were evil. Which is true. But the film made it looked like evil was a bad thing.
runs into thread, pops some meds, downs them with a shot of whiskey, runs out of thread
collapses in a heap
Yap!
Yap Yap
sniff, sniff
Smells like Double Dragon.
sniff, sniff
Smells like Double Dragon.
I rode one of those at Universal Studios Orlando. Made me nauseous.
I rode one of those at Universal Studios Orlando. Made me nauseous.sniff, sniff
Smells like Double Dragon.
I still have the stains.
gives the carpet some new stains that smell....interesting
*humps CDP*
Oooh! Give it to me Snarky!
I heard somewhere that a dog's mouth is cleaner than a humans, but I'm not sure that's true. You guys cuss like sailors with stubbed toes. Always woofin' and barkin'. I know what it means, you can't fool me.
Vacation is over.. time to hump back in.
*humps the toilet*
I'm not the toilet, but I do take a lot of crap.
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o_o
does nasty things to the carpet
I'm not the toilet, but I do take a lot of crap.
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o_o
+1
Or should I say, "+Number2".
licks Snarky
Cats & Dogs. Meh. The best part was during the end credits where they show You Tube clips of animals.
I was in a Youtube clip once.....
I was in a Youtube clip once.....
I believe that clip had to be removed due to obscenity laws.