Drooly Toddler's page

I stiw godgo poddy. *dances*

I gah go poddy.

I gah go poddy.

I gah go poddy.

I gah go poddy.

*blows a snot bubble*

I ma' poopy in my pan's.

*hugs Shrimp Slaad*

Awww! ♥

I make boom-boom. Ucky.

*soils self*

*burbles and blows snot bubbles*

*makes a 'posit in his diaper*

*piddles*

*toddles through thread*

*toddles into thread, eyes twitch, and barfs up formula*

*toddles through the thread following a bunny rabbit*

I just got around to posting.

Powst? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

*toddles in, lays down on the floor and takes a nap*

Drooly Toddler wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

*punts Cockapoo* That's right Poodles! You're going to get yours and.....wait a minute! I can't move! I'm out of fuel! Not again! *smiles nervously at the poodles* Hey, could I talk one of you sweet Poodles into getting me some beer? I'm out of fuel.

*Waddles through the thread with a Budweiser*

MINE!

*Wanders out of thread*

Hey! Gimme that beer, kid!

*points at JRHM*

Hippeh!

*glugs the beer, smashing bottle on the carpet before crawling out the doggy door*

*punts Cockapoo* That's right Poodles! You're going to get yours and.....wait a minute! I can't move! I'm out of fuel! Not again! *smiles nervously at the poodles* Hey, could I talk one of you sweet Poodles into getting me some beer? I'm out of fuel.

*Waddles through the thread with a Budweiser*

MINE!

*Wanders out of thread*

*blunders through thread following a butterfly*

*blunders through thread following a butterfly*

*blunders through thread following a butterfly*

*blunders through thread following a butterfly*

*toddles through blitz chasing a red balloon*

ruggerbubbybaggybumpers.

Vibbles?

Urizen wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Urizen wrote:

It will be a bittersweet day when the child gets her hands on them.

Don't kid yourself. They do. They always do. Nothing is safe. Nothing is sacred. Prepare for the inevitable.

You could always, you know, send the dupes to me.

It`s called a locked home office and D&D room. So no free minis for you :P

You completely underestimate them.

Agreed. The ingenuity of a toddler is incredible.

** spoiler omitted **

*somehow got all the cookies and the milk*

Muhlets.

*picks up shotgun, takes aim, fires off a couple rounds giggling*

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Bang bang!

Mine.

Imme Imme Imme!

*grasps at mammy*

Mmmmmmmm!

*points at mouth*

Ucky Uh Oh!

*barfs*

Wah!

Moonshine?

*points at Callous Jack*

Froggie!

*Chases Butterfrog*

Hippeh ucky ucky.

*crinkles his nose*

Uh oh...

*barfs, then cries*

*rolls on his back and shoves his feet in his mouth*

Gubbermint?

Nom Nom!

*rolls in the mud of the pig sty*

Momma?

*cries*

WAH!

*soaks his clothes in tears and drool*

Nstrivaxon, the Cunning wrote:

Dear Mr. Jacobs,

blah blah blah succubus blah . Succubi, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ...

Mmmmm... succubus... (drools)

Nom nom!?

*drools*

Momma?

*sucks thumb*

*toddles through the thread covered in cobwebs*

Ucky, Ucky!

*makes funny face then crawls away*

*cries*

Buppies!

*pets the monday monster, then barfs on the carpet*

*juggles Drooly Toddler, chainsaw and bowling pin*

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Again again!

Turtle!

*pets Kitty! a little too hard, picks him up and drops him in the poodle thread*

Play nice!

*pets taig*

Kitty!