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Grand Lodge

male human (ulfen) sorcerer/5 [HP: 32/32] [init: +4; perc: +0] [AC: 13(17+)/13/11(15+)] [saves: 4/4/5] [ CMB: 2; CMD 15(13)] [ele. rays used: 0/7] [Active Conditions: ]

Hannar grips his staff tightly and swings at one of the attackers...

Staff vs. Pink: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21
possible Bludgeoning damage vs. Pink: 1d6 ⇒ 6

Holy crap! Can't believe that.

Silver Crusade

Female LG Dwarf CORE Monk 4 HP 37/37 | AC 20*, T 18*, FF 15* | CMB +6, CMD 21 | Fort +6*, Ref +7*, Will +7*^ | Init +3 | Perception +9*, Sense Motive +9 | Darkvision 60’ | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none

AOO vs. blue

Unarmed Strike: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 171d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Current Round:

Rrrrgh! This is taking forever! Frustrated to no end, Yangrit draws her cold iron kama in her dominant hand and does another ferocious leap out of the water to unleash a flurry of blows on the pink buzzer.

Flurry of Blows 1, cold iron kama: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 171d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Flurry of Blows 2, fist: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 161d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Hannar the Wild wrote:

Hannar grips his staff tightly and swings at one of the attackers...

Holy crap! Can't believe that.

*KRACK!*

Bleeding from the mouth, Hannar bats the little monster away, but it zooms right back.

Yangrit however swings three strikes. The baseball kind--not the good kind. Like a diminutive leaf on the wind the small fairy creature flies along the nap of her sleeve. To be so close and yet come up short, it is almost as infuriating as some of her teacher's lessons had been.

Conditions Deep boggy floor space. The room is dark aside from whatever light you bring with you.

Round 3! (Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
_________________
__ Xusius
__ Pau
__ Deluge

__ Bernard
__ Hannar -11 hp, bleed 2, CHA damage 2
__ Yangrit
__ Diminutive Fleshy Insects blue -3 hp; pink -7 hp
__ Small Web-Fingered Woman

Map updated

Sovereign Court

Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |

Pau moves to Yangrit’s immediate left, and slices at the blue Fey with his magical weapon.

Attack with +1 cold iron sai 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (12) + 9 = 21

Damage 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7

Grand Lodge

Male NG Elf Wizard 4 |
Memorized Spells:
L2:Mirror Image, Scorching Ray (x2), Web, (DC 16)
AC 13 (17 Mage Armor) T 13/FF 10 | CMB +0 CMD 14 | HP 30(30) | Init +9 | Fort +4 Ref +5 Will +5 | Perception +8 | Speed 30 ft. | Light
Memorized Spells:
Cantrips: Detect Magic, Light, Ray of Frost, Read Magic L1: Burning Hands, Color Spray, Enlarge Person, Grease

She's going to do bad things to Xusius when he gets to her, isn't she?


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He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

Pau pulls his sword catcher and uses it to some effect.

Xusius wrote:
She's going to do bad things to Xusius when he gets to her, isn't she?

I guess you'll have to make the DC 10 climb check and find out. ;)

Conditions Deep boggy floor space. The room is dark aside from whatever light you bring with you.

Round 3! (Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
_________________
__ Xusius
__ Pau
__ Deluge
__ Bernard
__ Hannar -11 hp, bleed 2, CHA damage 2
__ Yangrit
__ Diminutive Fleshy Insects blue -10 hp; pink -7 hp
__ Small Web-Fingered Woman

Map updated

Dark Archive

Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)

Deluge swims out of the room and starts casting a full round spell (call lightning).

Learned my lesson. If I had tried that in the room I would never have been allowed to cast it!


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

The fairies swarm Hannar with their pliers, painfully extracting 2 more teeth from his bleeding mouth.

blue pliers v Hannar (tricky thief, cover): 1d20 + 10 - 4 ⇒ (3) + 10 - 4 = 9 1 CHA damage + 1 bleed damage miss

pink pliers v Hannar (tricky thief, cover, flank): 1d20 + 10 + 2 - 4 ⇒ (11) + 10 + 2 - 4 = 19 1 CHA damage + 1 bleed damage + sneak attack: 1d6 ⇒ 2 hit

purple pliers v Hannar (tricky thief, cover, flank): 1d20 + 10 + 2 - 4 ⇒ (19) + 10 + 2 - 4 = 27 1 CHA damage + 1 bleed damage + sneak attack: 1d6 ⇒ 4 hit

Meanwhile the small woman pulls a crossbow from behind her and fires a bolt at Pau, which misses and hits the door frame behind him.

gray light crossbow v Pau (cover): 1d20 + 7 - 4 ⇒ (3) + 7 - 4 = 6 damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

Again Hannar can act to defend himself from the tooth fairies if he likes. Otherwise he can join his fellow music-lovers.

Bernard and Xusius begin climbing the taxidermy heads to be closer to their muse.

Bernard takes 10 on climbing and gets 10' up with one boot planted on an alligator's head and the other on a catoblepas' he stands then enraptured of the woman's song.

Xusius meanwhile reaches the wall and begins his ascent, jealous of Bernard's speed. Zat lucky bastaird.
climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (14) - 1 = 13 He makes it 2.5' up.


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

Conditions Deep boggy floor space. The room is dark aside from whatever light you bring with you.

Round 4! (Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
_________________
__ Xusius
__ Pau
__ Deluge

__ Bernard
__ Hannar -19 hp, bleed 4, CHA damage 4
__ Yangrit
__ Diminutive Fleshy Insects blue -10 hp; pink -7 hp
__ Small Web-Fingered Woman

Map updated

Sovereign Court

Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |

Pau slices twice at the blue Fey with his magical weapon, trying to turn the tide of the battle.

FOB Attack with +1 cold iron sai 1d20 + 9 - 2 ⇒ (8) + 9 - 2 = 15
Damage 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

FOB Attack with +1 cold iron sai 1d20 + 9 - 2 ⇒ (16) + 9 - 2 = 23
Damage 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9

Grand Lodge

male human (ulfen) sorcerer/5 [HP: 32/32] [init: +4; perc: +0] [AC: 13(17+)/13/11(15+)] [saves: 4/4/5] [ CMB: 2; CMD 15(13)] [ele. rays used: 0/7] [Active Conditions: ]

Desperate to survive, Hannar tries to cast a spell defensively, then drops under the water....

Concentration vs. DC=19: 1d20 + 4 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 4 + 2 + 2 = 24

Applying -4 Cha penalty and Focused Mind trait (+2)

Spell cast: Glitterdust (DC=14(Counting Penalty))

Will save vs. DC=14: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17

Glitterdust:
Glitterdust: Casting Time: 1 standard action
Components: V, S, M (ground mica) Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) Area: creatures and objects within 10-ft.-radius spread
Duration: 1 round/level Saving Throw: Will negates (blinding only); Spell Resistance: no Description: A cloud of golden particles covers everyone and everything in the area, causing creatures to become blinded and visibly outlining invisible things for the duration of the spell. All within the area are covered by the dust, which cannot be removed and continues to sparkle until it fades. Each round at the end of their turn blinded creatures may attempt new saving throws to end the blindness effect. Any creature covered by the dust takes a –40 penalty on Stealth checks.

Grand Lodge

Male NG Elf Wizard 4 |
Memorized Spells:
L2:Mirror Image, Scorching Ray (x2), Web, (DC 16)
AC 13 (17 Mage Armor) T 13/FF 10 | CMB +0 CMD 14 | HP 30(30) | Init +9 | Fort +4 Ref +5 Will +5 | Perception +8 | Speed 30 ft. | Light
Memorized Spells:
Cantrips: Detect Magic, Light, Ray of Frost, Read Magic L1: Burning Hands, Color Spray, Enlarge Person, Grease

Xusius wanted to take 10 on that check!LOL

Dark Archive

Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)

Deluge completes his casting of the DC 18 call lightning spell while peering around the corner and blasts the fairy (with a snarl almost as loud as the lightning) for

damage: 3d6 ⇒ (6, 5, 5) = 16

He then heads towards the doorway to line up another shot next round.

Silver Crusade

* * Pathfinder Core * * M Human 3 Ranger
Tag:
LN Human M Ranger 3 | HP: 27/27 | AC 20; TC 15; FF 16 | CMB +5; CMD 20 | Fort +4; Ref +7; Will +2 | Init +6 |Perc: +7, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft

Bernard whistles along to the enchanting music, "Guys, why are you fighting? This place is great. We should have gone stright to this room..."

Hahahahha!

Silver Crusade

Female LG Dwarf CORE Monk 4 HP 37/37 | AC 20*, T 18*, FF 15* | CMB +6, CMD 21 | Fort +6*, Ref +7*, Will +7*^ | Init +3 | Perception +9*, Sense Motive +9 | Darkvision 60’ | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none

What the fudge...? He is cracked. We have to stop this. Yangrit tries again to take out the pink fairy.

Flurry of Blows 1 cold iron kama: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 91d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
Flurry of Blows 2 fist: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 231d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
Confirm Crit?: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 181d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

Dark Archive

Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)

I wonder if smacking the song seekers around might pop them out of the fugue.


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He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Pau wrote:
Pau slices twice at the blue Fey with his magical weapon, trying to turn the tide of the battle.

That fairie has moved out of Pau's melee range meaning if he moves up (at the cost of 4 squares) he only gets 1 attack, which misses. Moved Pau.

Hannar the Wild wrote:

Desperate to survive, Hannar tries to cast a spell defensively, then drops under the water....

Applying -4 Cha penalty....

Only a minus 2 penalty for 4 ability point damage.

blue will: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21
purple will: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23 Both saved vs blindness, but are bedazzled.

Deluge-Core wrote:
Deluge completes his casting of the DC 18 call lightning spell while peering around the corner and blasts the fairy....

random fairy target: 1d2 ⇒ 1

purple reflex: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12 **KA-ZOT!**

The blackened fairy coughs a cloud of smoke and looks about dazed.

Yangrit connects with her fist after the small sprite evaded her kama and then blew raspberries at her. The blow bounces the fairy off of the gilded cage in the corner stuffed with the sad, floating bodies of colorful birds.

1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

The zapped fairy flies up and over Pau to get in position to flank the monk next round while it and the fairy Pau was chasing after harass the monk with their pliers.

blue pliers v Pau (tricky thief, cover): 1d20 + 10 - 4 ⇒ (13) + 10 - 4 = 19 1 CHA damage + 1 bleed damage miss

purple pliers v Pau (tricky thief, cover, higher ground): 1d20 + 10 - 4 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 10 - 4 + 1 = 21 1 CHA damage + 1 bleed damage hit

Meanwhile the fairy around the corner snaps at Yangrit. AoO Yangrit.

pink bite v Yangrit (tricky thief, cover): 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 - 4 = 5 damage: 1d2 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1 miss

The small woman reloads her small crossbow while performing her aria. Keeping his head down, Hannar slowly slides past his small attackers who seem more interested in Pau.

Finally, Hannar is free to get to the concert. He hopes there is a seat left.

Xusius continues climbing--poorly.
climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0
Bad enough to fall prone in fact. He stands back up sputtering.


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

Conditions Deep boggy floor space. The room is dark aside from whatever light you bring with you.

Round 5! (Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
_________________
__ Xusius
__ Pau -1 hp, bleed 1, CHA damage 1
__ Deluge

__ Bernard
__ Hannar -23 hp, bleed 4, CHA damage 4
__ Yangrit
__ Diminutive Fleshy Insects blue -10 hp, sparkles; pink -19 hp; purple -16 hp, sparkles
__ Small Web-Fingered Woman

Map updated

Dark Archive

Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)

This time Deluge aims his bolt at the small web-fingered woman. DC 18 call lightning for damage: 3d6 ⇒ (2, 5, 1) = 8


Deluge, I will need a Caster-level check vs Spell Resistance 12, but here's the roll just in case.

gray reflex: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21

Sovereign Court

Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |

Pau slices twice at the purple Fey with his magical weapon, ticked off they were pulling his teeth.

FOB Attack with +1 cold iron sai 1d20 + 9 - 2 ⇒ (17) + 9 - 2 = 24
Damage 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

FOB Attack with +1 cold iron sai 1d20 + 9 - 2 ⇒ (2) + 9 - 2 = 9
Damage 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

Dark Archive

Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)
Lady Gormandelle wrote:

Deluge, I will need a Caster-level check vs Spell Resistance 12, but here's the roll just in case.

Reflex: really high

spell penetration: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9, looks like he will be concentrating on the tooth snatchers instead in the future.


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Deluge-Core wrote:
Lady Gormandelle wrote:

Deluge, I will need a Caster-level check vs Spell Resistance 12, but here's the roll just in case.

Reflex: really high

[dice=spell penetration]1d20+5, looks like he will be concentrating on the tooth snatchers instead in the future.

Of all the groups I am currently running, and have in the past run through this adventure, you guys are in the very highest tier, which means advanced templates, and added class levels. Joy. ;)

Pau connects with one of his attackers once. It splashes into the water.

Silver Crusade

Female LG Dwarf CORE Monk 4 HP 37/37 | AC 20*, T 18*, FF 15* | CMB +6, CMD 21 | Fort +6*, Ref +7*, Will +7*^ | Init +3 | Perception +9*, Sense Motive +9 | Darkvision 60’ | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none

AOO vs. pink fairy

Unarmed Strike: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 211d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

"Ugh! Stupid little--"

Current round

More bobbing; more swinging. Yangrit powers up through the water to pummel the pink fairy.

Flurry of Blows 1, cold iron kama: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 101d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
Flurry of Blows 2, fist: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 91d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Unfortunately, she accidentally plants her feet on Deluge's tail, throwing her off balance. Instead of conjuring an image of a powerfully breaching great white shark, she instead just looks like a flailing doofus.


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

Yangrit slaps at her fairy like it was a murder hornet.

The tiny fairies, though, continue to harass Pau and Yangrit with their Nidalese dental implements, and then fly out of range, with Yangrit's foe clambering up on top of the cage full of stuffed birds.

blue pliers v Pau (tricky thief, v cover): 1d20 + 10 - 4 ⇒ (7) + 10 - 4 = 13 1 CHA damage + 1 bleed damage miss

pink bite v Yangrit (tricky thief, v cover): 1d20 + 10 - 4 ⇒ (12) + 10 - 4 = 18 1 CHA damage + 1 bleed damage miss

The small woman fires her crossbow at Pau again as Bernard continues to moon over her song.

gray lt crossbow (v cover): 1d20 + 7 - 4 ⇒ (20) + 7 - 4 = 23 damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3
THREAT!
confirm?: 1d20 + 7 - 4 ⇒ (2) + 7 - 4 = 5 additional damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1 Hit, no crit.

The bolt seems to fall short then Pau notes the ribbon of red rising from the water beside him.

As his turn opens, Hannar passes out due to blood loss and sinks into the water and begins to die.

Good! thinks Xusius. Eet wahs bahd enough seeing zat bahre Bernahrd get a frahnt row seat.

He continues climbing--poorly, but renewed hope drives him upward.
climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (17) - 1 = 16
climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (19) - 1 = 18
He arrives upon the back of a bisected owlbear that seems to be springing through the wall next to his muse.


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

Conditions Deep boggy floor space. The room is dark aside from whatever light you bring with you.

Round 5! (Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
_________________
__ Xusius
__ Pau -4 hp, bleed 1, CHA damage 1
__ Deluge

__ Bernard
__ Hannar -27 hp, bleed 4, CHA damage 4, dying (can't really stabilize while bleeding)
__ Yangrit
__ Diminutive Fleshy Insects blue -10 hp, sparkles; pink -20 hp; purple down, sparkles
__ Small Web-Fingered Woman

Map updated

Sovereign Court

Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |

Pau slices twice at the blue Fey with his magical weapon, trying to clear his way to the diabolical woman.

FOB Attack with +1 cold iron sai 1d20 + 9 - 2 ⇒ (7) + 9 - 2 = 14
Damage 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9

FOB Attack with +1 cold iron sai 1d20 + 9 - 2 ⇒ (17) + 9 - 2 = 24
Damage 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8

Pau spends a Ki point to take another swipe at the Fey, if it still stands.

Attack 1d20 + 9 - 2 ⇒ (10) + 9 - 2 = 17
Damage 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

Silver Crusade

* * Pathfinder Core * * M Human 3 Ranger
Tag:
LN Human M Ranger 3 | HP: 27/27 | AC 20; TC 15; FF 16 | CMB +5; CMD 20 | Fort +4; Ref +7; Will +2 | Init +6 |Perc: +7, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft

So like, can Bernard and Hannar do anything? Jaja!

Dark Archive

Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)

Deluge moves to a place with a better view and calls down another lightning bolt on the pink fairy AND the cage with the bird in it hoping that will disrupt the disruptive music.

He also swishes his tail in obvious annoyance at the dwarf's pathetic and painful (at least to Deluge and probably at least emotionally to the dward) attempts at hitting the fairy.

damage: 3d6 ⇒ (1, 6, 3) = 10

Silver Crusade

Female LG Dwarf CORE Monk 4 HP 37/37 | AC 20*, T 18*, FF 15* | CMB +6, CMD 21 | Fort +6*, Ref +7*, Will +7*^ | Init +3 | Perception +9*, Sense Motive +9 | Darkvision 60’ | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none

If the pink fairy is still alive:

This must be finished! Yangrit bobs over to the birdcage and leaps up to take a swing at the pink fairy. She looks really goofy and clumsy, thrashing around in the water like that.

Unarmed Strike: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 141d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

If the pink fairy is finally dead:

Her pink nemesis finally toast, Yangrit sighs and begins trying to swim over to the blue fairy. Hey, where is Hannar?

Swim: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19
Full round action to swim at half speed

What? I am doing it! Thank goodness I don't have to wait for Deluge to tow me right now.

Once I know which scenario is valid, I can move Yangrit's token.


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Pau wrote:

Pau slices twice at the blue Fey with his magical weapon, trying to clear his way to the diabolical woman.

Pau spends a Ki point to take another swipe at the Fey, if it still stands.

Alas, all of this would first involve moving 5' (on the map) through a deep bog. Assuming he moves that's only one attack, which misses, again.

Deluge-Core wrote:

Deluge moves to a place with a better view and calls down another lightning bolt on the pink fairy AND the cage with the bird in it hoping that will disrupt the disruptive music.

He also swishes his tail in obvious annoyance at the dwarf's pathetic and painful (at least to Deluge and probably at least emotionally to the dward) attempts at hitting the fairy.

The cage actually contains many taxidermy birds of various types, floating on the surface.

pink reflex: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (10) + 9 = 19 Plus its class bonus ability of evasion, means no damage.

The diminutive fairy deftly dodges out of the way allowing the lightning to hit the cage. There's a scream from what was apparently a man inside the cage, briefly you see his skeleton flash like magnesium through his flesh, and his dark hair stick out amid the blast of bird feathers, and then he sinks down into the water trailing smoke.

Fairy dodges Yangrit (because well, it can dodge lightning so Yangrit should be no problem) and blows raspberries at Deluge, while eyeing his teeth in obvious anticipation.

Bernard St. Ivre wrote:
So like, can Bernard and Hannar do anything? Jaja!

Well, Hannar can certainly bleed out and drown the next few seconds, but Bernard, and Xusius are really too busy to notice. In fact, all the fighting and screaming is no doubt spoiling the mood. Seriously though, no. Bernard can't do anything until the little lady stops singing, and then not for another round after, and if she starts back up again Bernard would have to make another save (because he doesn't have the 24-hour immunity usually granted to folks who make saves against a particular effect). However there are three other people who can do things. {Looks expectantly at Deluge, Pau, and Yangrit.}

I've moved folks who needed a move.


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

The fairies snap their pliers at the party.

blue pliers v Pau (tricky thief, v cover): 1d20 + 10 - 4 ⇒ (10) + 10 - 4 = 16 1 CHA damage + 1 bleed damage miss

Pau's itty-bitty attacker takes cover among the heads on the wall.

pink bite v Yangrit (tricky thief, v cover, higher gound): 1d20 + 10 - 4 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 10 - 4 + 1 = 15 1 CHA damage + 1 bleed damage miss

The small feral woman reloads her small crossbow.

Bernard and Xusius continue staring off into space their minds filled with hauntingly beautiful music.

Hannar takes another 4 bleed damage at the end of the group's turn.


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

Conditions Deep boggy floor space. The room is dark aside from whatever light you bring with you.

Round 6! (Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
_________________
__ Xusius enchanted
__ Pau -5 hp, bleed 1, CHA damage 1
__ Deluge

__ Bernard enchanted
__ Yangrit
__ Hannar -31 hp, bleed 4, CHA damage 4, dying (takes 4 more bleed at the end of all the other PCs' turn)
__ Diminutive Fleshy Insects blue -10 hp, sparkles; pink -20 hp; purple down, sparkles
__ Small Web-Fingered Woman

Map updated

Sovereign Court

Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |

Most frustrating fight, EVAR.

Pau moves north and swings at the blue Fey with his magical weapon, trying to clear his way to the diabolical woman.

FOB Attack with +1 cold iron sai 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (9) + 9 = 18
Damage 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

He smacks the fairy (is that euphemism?) but the tough little bastard comes right back.

Now is the time to pay attention to what's happening and your group's action economy.

Dark Archive

Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)

Call Lightning does half damage on a successful reflex ST. Of course they probably have evasion, but I can hope! It might be a good idea to smack some of the climbers to pull them out of their reverie. Can an alligator climb?

Silver Crusade

Female LG Dwarf CORE Monk 4 HP 37/37 | AC 20*, T 18*, FF 15* | CMB +6, CMD 21 | Fort +6*, Ref +7*, Will +7*^ | Init +3 | Perception +9*, Sense Motive +9 | Darkvision 60’ | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none

"RRRAAAAAGGGHHH!" Frustrated to no end, Yangrit again swings at the pink fairy. If I could get clear of the water, I would sling a bullet at that gol dinged lady up there! It would probably be easier to hit HER!

Cold Iron Kama: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 211d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Deluge-Core wrote:
Call Lightning does half damage on a successful reflex ST. Of course they probably have evasion, but I can hope! It might be a good idea to smack some of the climbers to pull them out of their reverie. Can an alligator climb?

See above.

Yangrit Foehammer wrote:
"RRRAAAAAGGGHHH!" Frustrated to no end, Yangrit again swings at the pink fairy. If I could get clear of the water, I would sling a bullet at that gol dinged lady up there! It would probably be easier to hit HER!

And with that the fairy drops her pliers, and falls into the water.

Now the only question that remains is what will Deluge do? We he call upon more lightning, try to save his companion, or perhaps the man in the cage he electrocuted last round. As for climbing, I'm going to go with "no." Otherwise we would have to include a paragraph on 'drop-gators' in the next bestiary and Florida would be even stupider than it already is. I mean it's not like gators are as good at climbing as horses.


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

Quick correction based upon the fact that as Deluge pointed out in discussion, bleed damage is not cumulative. Good call (it almost makes up for electrifying that poor guy in the cage) and of course this means we can now cut ourselves as much as you like with little fear of death. ;)

In game this means that Hannar is not dying. He would have been able to climb up and join his friends listening to the enchanting voice of the small woman with the menagerie of monstrous teeth and has done so.

Conditions Deep boggy floor space. The room is dark aside from whatever light you bring with you.

Round 6! (Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
_________________
__ Xusius enchanted
__ Pau -5 hp, bleed 1, CHA damage 1
__ Deluge

__ Bernard enchanted
__ Yangrit
__ Hannar -20 hp, bleed 1, CHA damage 4, enchanted
__ Diminutive Fleshy Insects blue -10 hp, sparkles; pink down; purple down, sparkles
__ Small Web-Fingered Woman

Map updated

Grand Lodge

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Male NG Elf Wizard 4 |
Memorized Spells:
L2:Mirror Image, Scorching Ray (x2), Web, (DC 16)
AC 13 (17 Mage Armor) T 13/FF 10 | CMB +0 CMD 14 | HP 30(30) | Init +9 | Fort +4 Ref +5 Will +5 | Perception +8 | Speed 30 ft. | Light
Memorized Spells:
Cantrips: Detect Magic, Light, Ray of Frost, Read Magic L1: Burning Hands, Color Spray, Enlarge Person, Grease

holds up lighter

Sovereign Court

Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |

GM, did you apply Pau’s damage to blue? In your prior post it was down ten, then you posted that I smacked it and in your next post, it still showed ten damage.


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

No, I did not. Good catch. Add 8 to blue's damage total.

Dark Archive

Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)

Dang. Was that evasion thing there all the time and I just missed it?

Once more Deluge unleashes a lightning bold, this time at blue.

damage: 3d6 ⇒ (3, 1, 1) = 5

then moves over to where the stupid climber are.

Grand Lodge

male human (ulfen) sorcerer/5 [HP: 32/32] [init: +4; perc: +0] [AC: 13(17+)/13/11(15+)] [saves: 4/4/5] [ CMB: 2; CMD 15(13)] [ele. rays used: 0/7] [Active Conditions: ]

Wasn't someone headed over to the cage to check out the human/corpse inside?


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

Reflex (evasion): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (9) + 9 = 18

The last sprite gains some altitude and snaps her pliers at Pau's face.

blue pliers v Pau (tricky thief, v cover, higher ground): 1d20 + 10 - 4 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 10 - 4 + 1 = 20 1 CHA damage + 1 bleed damage miss

Meanwhile, the little snaggle-toothed woman draws a bead on the ominous shadow beneath the water with her crossbow. Readied.

Conditions Deep boggy floor space. The room is dark aside from whatever light you bring with you.

Round 7! (Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
_________________
__ Xusius enchanted
__ Pau -6 hp, bleed 1, CHA damage 1
__ Deluge

__ Bernard enchanted
__ Yangrit
__ Hannar -21 hp, bleed 1, CHA damage 4, enchanted
__ Diminutive Fleshy Insects blue -18 hp, sparkles; pink down; purple down, sparkles
__ Small Web-Fingered Woman readied

Map updated

Sovereign Court

Core Monk 7 | AC (24/25v Evil)/19/(23)17 | HP 59/59 | Ki pool 6/6 | 50’ Movement | F+9, R+9, W+9 | +2 vs. Enchantment spells and effects)(immune to all diseases) | Init+2 |Perception + 13| Evasion |

Pau thrusts his sai twice at the blue Fey, ready for it to drop.

FOB Attack with +1 cold iron sai 1d20 + 9 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 9 - 2 = 12
Damage 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

FOB Attack with +1 cold iron sai 1d20 + 9 - 2 ⇒ (11) + 9 - 2 = 18
Damage 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

Dark Archive

Male N/N Human Weather Druid/7| HP: 59/59| Init: +2 | AC/FF/T: 20/20/10 20/20/10 | CMD: 14 14 | F:8, R:4, W:14 | Diplo+3, HaAni+7, Heal+10, KnGeo+4, KnNat+10, Perc+16, SMot+7, Surv+18 | Speed 30 ft | Active Conditions: Longstrider (extended), Barkskin (extended)

Deluge lunges out of the water and starts climbing up the wall to try to get Barnard to stop the nonsense.

Fun fact. Gators can lunge out of the water remarkably high. Like half their body length. And they CAN climb.

Let's see how these claws are for climbing.
climb: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11

He looses his last bolt at blue, hoping for a better than 1/5 hit ratio.

damage: 3d6 ⇒ (3, 3, 6) = 12

Silver Crusade

Female LG Dwarf CORE Monk 4 HP 37/37 | AC 20*, T 18*, FF 15* | CMB +6, CMD 21 | Fort +6*, Ref +7*, Will +7*^ | Init +3 | Perception +9*, Sense Motive +9 | Darkvision 60’ | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none

Now that pinky is no longer a threat, Yangrit shoves her hand into the birdcage and fishes around for that man who flashed into view for an electrifying moment. Once she finds his body, she hauls his head above water to check for signs of life.

Heal: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
How is he, Bones?


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Pau wrote:
Pau thrusts his sai twice at the blue Fey, ready for it to drop.

Pau finally fells the little blighter. The fairy and her bag of stolen teeth fall into the debris littered water.

Deluge-Core wrote:

Deluge lunges out of the water and starts climbing up the wall to try to get Barnard to stop the nonsense.

Fun fact. Gators can lunge out of the water remarkably high. Like half their body length. And they CAN climb.

As the tree gator begins climbing the bandicoot display, the fey woman lets fly her bolt.

gray crossbow v Deluge (v climbing): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15 damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6 miss

Deluge-Core wrote:
He looses his last bolt at blue, hoping for a better than 1/5 hit ratio.

Redirecting this to gray.

caster level check v gray: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12

gray reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

Deluges lightning hits dislodging a couple of the woman's impractically placed teeth.

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